A portrait of an Alexander Horned Sphere I drew for a professor’s birthday

This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.

Certain purchases have been made…

Honestly, for a minute I genuinely thought this was an Onion article.

Finished this over the week. Surprised David Zindell had flown under my radar for so long. It’s that perfect kind of hard sci fi that uncaringly waltzes into the fantastic but also handles the intimate and personal effortlessly as well.

I’m bragging here, but not because I’ve spent an hour or so sat in a hot tub on the edge of a wide, forest-bordered field enjoying the view with a glass of red as it got dark, but because I heard a barn owl hooting for a solid thirty minutes as I did so.

Picked up volume two of Absolute Batman and still find myself rather enjoying it for the simple fact it asked the question “What if Batman was essentially a brick shithouse?”

Here’s my newest piece of needle felted terrain, around 30cm square! Lots of wool, lots of sharp needles going into fingers and a fair bit of unladylike language :-) I really love making these! #needlefelting

The Rat Queen of Castle Rat is down in the dungeons

Arrested, you say? And on his birthday too?

CEOs Never Cum

sineater.bigcartel.com make some pretty great tees!

I’m gonna have to find a way to watch A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, aren’t I?

Love how unbelievably hard David Olusoga decided to go with this pose in the poster for his live show A Gun Through Time.

What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than with a bit of burlesque?

i often think about this review

Wait, wait, wait - what?! Mantic on fire right now!

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Alright, I’m gonna be in Edinburgh for a bit, can anyone recommend any good comic book or hobby shops in the city centre I can check out?

State of this dipshit and their Uknite the Realm x @morkborg.com crossover t-shirt. (It’s me, I’m the dipshit)

Look at this lad! Absolutely living his best life. No regrets about getting back in the sea.

So… has Green Stuff like now become the new Bitcoin?

Hilariously hearing about people at work who abhor AI now being pulled up and questioned about stuff they’ve written because it’s scored high on an AI checker when in reality it’s just been competently written and the checker seems to work on the basis we’re already smooth-brained idiots.

It’s been raining for like 3 weeks straight but you’re the one giving me funny looks for wearing my waterproof trousers whilst you’re stood there in blue jeans that are almost black from being so sodden.

We all know what he says but this is what I will *always* hear:

Spiceworld (1997)

The eldest casually dropping one of the most hilariously demotivating images I’ve seen for a while:

I can’t think of Wes Streeting as anything other than a Poundland JD Vance.

I hate how much I’m finding out about amazing hidden gems near me from the worst people I know (influencers).

Some art to un-curse the timeline

Four decades I’ve now strode this Earth. Got some cool shit to show for it too!

Immensely proud moment as a parent upon seeing this in the eldest’s workbook at parents evening.

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

UNFRIENDLY REMINDER:

Chaos undivided armies should be an excruciatingly eye-bleeding visual cacophony of colours and styles and textures and not just black with gold trim. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

Went and installed Titanfall 2 again.

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

I often find myself torn between immediately shaving off my beard because of just how fucking aware of it I am but also calming myself and deriving immense satisfaction from stroking it as if it’s a small furry animal.

I painted up my latest sculpt from my HarrowHyrst range (available from Footsore miniatures and Games) it was a lot of fun! Really enjoying playing around with the colours :-)

I would like it to stop raining now. Please.

It’s great how our whole society is built around the assumption that you have to own a car that costs thousands of pounds to buy, hundreds of pounds annually for the privilege of owning and driving, and then when it inevitably breaks further hundreds of pounds to fix. And we accept this as normal?!

Had a blast working on this, very self-indulgent piece 🙏

Wetwork Operator

This remains my finest work

God help me but I cannot deprogram that dainty little skip I do when I accelerate to overtake someone as I walk.

Bitch please, the fans haven’t stopped playing Morrowind for the past 24 years.