Don't come for me, Dominicans, but this what it feels like to be offered ponche while sitting on the beach in the DR in 30C heat. I love you, but no thank you.

As they panned across the England team during the anthem, I swear some of them sang "God save the Queen" instead of king. #worldcup

Somewhere in Kentucky the GOP is wondering if they can make this happen.

Don't swim at Bluffer's or Marie Curtis beaches today. It's July so that means E coli. Always check!

Goal 4 seemed like a pointed f*ck you to the opponent and to fifa. Yay, Belgium! #worldcup

Get after it, Belgium! #fifa

What up, Belgium? Allons-y! #fifa

In 1964, Buster Keaton came to Canada to make his final silent film. It was The Railrodder, a 25-minute comedic travelogue of Canada produced by the National Film Board. It became a classic beloved to this day. This is the story. 📸 NFB 🧵 1/10

Ce match m'attriste beaucoup. #CANnmt #fifa

That's on you de Fougerolles! You're young and need to calm down. Je suis déçu par toi. #fifa #teamcanada

Fingers crossed for the thunder and rain holding off until after the Croatia-Portugal game in Toronto. #fifa

Also our only Prime Minister who sported a mullet made of sideburns. A governance in the front and party down the sides, if you will.

It's a Canada Day miracle! Power came back in time for the Lukes play! There'll be pizza in the valley tonight instead of the peanut butter and crackers we were expecting to eat. Thanks Toronto Hydro.

Finally have a chance to watch a game live and the power went out just after the first run. Thankfully I can follow along here but damn, this hurts. Toronto Hydro says itll be back at 8pm #bluejays

Paul Beeston & his wife volunteered at one of my past workplaces for many years. They're kind & generous people. He always offered us a chance to try on one of World Series rings. Haven't seen him in person for almost 15 yrs. Nice to see him looking well, he's over 80 now! #bluejays

They should've made the alumni do the tower stair climb before doing the edge walk. Their knees would've been even shakier. #bluejays

Enjoying the OG Canadian Jays players being introduced at the game. #bluejays

Love the Canada Day game.

It's hot as balls and twice as ugly out there--42C with the humidex. Stay cool and hydrated Toronto. weather.gc.ca/en/location/...

When you work in public health this is the kind of typo we look out for. Not to say that pubic health isn't important, though. 'Une placette publique' here and there might be just what Ottawa needs. Who's to say?

Fantastically beautiful Toronto 28C day for the Pride parade. Still, had to cuss out some so-called Christians blocking the sidewalk on Jarvis who had a mic & speaker to spout hatred. Harshing the peace, love & understanding of the day. Made me so angry. Take your bullshit outta my neighbourhood.

Happy Pride!

Stay inside and stay safe #CDN #Montréal

The war against Iran was never "worth it." It was an illegal war that shattered the very international order Mark Carney claims to champion—one in which middle powers work together to uphold international law, rather than allowing great powers to invoke it only when it serves their interests.

Gutted for Koné. Man of the match in Canada’s opener. Football as fickle as life. #Kone #worldcup2026 #Canada #Wafordfc #Sassuolo

The lyrics are dumb but the song has been sampled so many times, in particular, that "Woo hoo!" It's such a groove. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyR...

GOOOOAAAAALLLL! In the Brasil-Maroc match, I'm cheering for Maroc. I have no skin in this game so I chose Maroc because Brasil already has a billion fans. Honestly, I'm okay with either one winning. #worldcup

The Canada-Bosnia Herzegovina is over with a 1-1 draw. Next up:

Perfect weather here today for the game, 25C and only 27C with the humidex. #goteamcanada

Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit

It is becoming clear where workers fit within Carney's Canada Strong framework. Labour is treated as “human capital”: workers are inputs to production, and their value is measured by the economic returns they generate and labour market demand. Worker rights are largely absent from the narrative.

Sadly, my money has already been given to FIFA via paying taxes. I won't be venturing west of Bathurst until it's over because I hate crowds. Watching the games at home is fine for me. So happy the Indy has been moved out of downtown.

A meat packing plant is getting closer and closer. Just saying...

It's the code word. Didn't know there was a video and never would've guessed that LeVar Burton was in it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjA...

The Happy Hour video has baby Paul Heaton and baby Norman Cook in Claymation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9sH...

Here's a chance for Canada to make some meaningful steps toward reconciliation: cede all of what is known as Alberta to the First Nations signatories of Treaty 6, Treaty 7, and Treaty 8. #reconciliation

Police release new information about missing 14-year-old Toronto girl

Esther is still missing in Toronto and now there's a tip line to call if you see her.

Ah yes, the Flaming-headed Matchbox Man handing out matches to children after they're done their shifts at the match factory.

Canadians of a certain age have been repeating that phrase for decades. We all know exactly what it means.

Been sitting on lots of hiring panels lately. The quality of applicants has never been higher. New grads are so much more accomplished and poised than I ever was at that time of my life. I hate this job market so much for them. Wish every applicant could get a good job. The kids are alright.

I'm not hating 30C on the first long weekend of summer because look at the forecast for next weekend. Only 13C and 20C on Saturday and Sunday. Had the a/c on last night, will again tonight then it will be off for a week.

Toronto Public Health is advising residents about a confirmed travel-related case of measles exposure at multiple restaurants and facilities in the city’s west-end. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/05/15/p...

I'm honouring my mother today by making my bed, turning off the light when I leave the room, taking the garbage out without being asked, pretending to eat my broccoli, waiting 30 minutes after I eat before going swimming, and not jumping off a cliff just because my friend Johnny did.

ON is the Cdn capital of people crashing cars into buildings. Clearly, that's amateur-level driving and colliding compared to this.

Thanks, Varland! #bluejays

This is fun. A bunch of kids from Marin playing a 45-yr-old song abt a Toronto indie radio station that was originally recorded when their parents were little kids. And, in 2026 the original band is touring again. #cfny www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFG...

Smoke-omoto! #bluejays

I'm inclined to say Oakville, Etobicoke, North York.