But I don't WANT to make my tax digital

*A well rehearsed, tightly written scene with punchlines and pay-offs, and good comedic acting that is well rehearsed* Instagram Reel: "This is actually all improvised 🥰, the reactions here are genuine, the actors had no idea he would say and do that"

thank god she's still culture secretary, can you imagine how the arts would struggle without the right honourable Lisa Nandy, it doesn't bare thinking about

The question for Nigel Farage now is whether it's less embarrassing to un-resign and claim that was an establishment stitchup, or to spend a month competing with a bin. Neither is exactly a *great* option. Neither solves his ongoing scandals. And it's a mess entirely of his own making.

I need England to at least do better than the USA. for the air conditioning discourse, you understand

The instinctive reaction right now is lazy, sleep-walking cynicism, or sullen don't-give-me-hope despair. But the truth is: someone with very good communication skills, the right diagnosis and a reforming zeal is about to become prime minister. That seems pretty fucking encouraging to me.

And this is now out! The whole series of 22 episodes is on Disney+. I was fortunate enough to write four of them, and I'm so excited for people to see the finished show!

Guess where I am going tomorrow! Annecy Animation festival gonna be a scorcher this year

this is very very silly

I like that “Widow’s Bay” is from a “Parks and Recreation” writer and answers the question, “What if they made a whole show out of the Pawnee City Hall murals?”

So excited to share the trailer for The Doomies, which will be out on Disney+ on 26th June! Getting to be one of the writers on this show was some of the most fun I have had (comedy horror, the dream!) and I can't wait for people to see it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjxJ...

among the biggest problems with television today, the lack of economic or logistical pressure to actually make shows is among the greatest. (1/14)

Its time for the avenging wife action sub genre. Lets see some dead husbands under the white sheets in a sunny flashback.

everyone is always like "in animation you must be able to write anything", meanwhile I am currently writing the "everything set in one location with the main cast only and strictly using props already built" episode

The phrase "quantum draft" from @vinaypatel.bsky.social in his latest newsletter is 👌. I very much recognise this state patelograms.substack.com/p/their-fact...

just heard a sad, soft, solo "nooooo" drift across my North London street at that penalty.

Widow's Bay expertly combines horror and social embarrassment, making me real uncomfortable the whole time I watch

well I'm convinced

Balancing my like for Andy Burnham with my intense dislike for anything that looks like a funko pop

"Feel the Burn" - that's a slogan there for you, Andy. You're welcome

whisper it* but is a Starmer revival on the cards? *you have to whisper because if you say it at a regular volume you will be made fun of

Watch Submarine Jim on BBC iPlayer for biting and current political satire

UK today

Today this board game I pledged on in July 2023 arrived. What a nice present from myself in the past

mr civil servant, you must sacrifice your career to protect the great and illustrious rule of sir keir starmer, it is the noble thing to do

*unrealistic main character name, please revise

I know it's important to push back against these kinds of people, but there is wisdom in this reddit post:

blobby would fuck him up... but at what cost

Rightmove: "you wish to know the service charge? The ground rent? The years remaining on the lease? Why? Can we not have some mystery in our lives?"

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

always worth carrying water for Trump, who is sure to show loyalty to those who go out on a limb for him

this byelection showed that reform is very out of touch with what voters want and they must take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror.

This is what we’re doing. Because it’s kind of impossible to make scripted podcasts any other way. Believe me. This could be the future…

*faithful accidentally banish one of their own* Claudia: you fucking imbeciles. You clowns

Kemi Badenoch tells the BBC's Matt Chorley that if she were prime minister, Donald Trump would simply not be like this.

They better do this. It has become very silly. And service charges too. Just gouging

"Invading Greenland? That's not going to lower grocery prices for the average American family."

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

Happy Christmas 🎄

that's not very presidential 😡

feels like the kind of movie that Bojack Horseman gets cast in as a side plot

got the new Lily Allen album stuck in my head, which most involved me periodically saying "who's Madeline?"

“Tucked away on Boundary Road in the heart of Walthamstow, this Victorian home is a rare opportunity for those with an eye for design and a taste for transformation”

A ROAST IN A BEEF GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK PUDDING TURKEY

Jentry Chau Vs The Underworld has been nominated for a freaking EMMY for Outstanding Writing! I TOLD YOU ALL IT WAS REALLY GOOD deadline.com/2025/11/chil...

the answer to our problems is Wes Streeting

are... are... are we chaos with ed milliband?

Hopefully the next director of the BBC will take note of the fact that you can never ever capitulate enough to satisfy these right-wing maniacs, eventually they will demand your head regardless of how many other people you threw under the bus for them. I won't hold my breath though.

Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."

Rightmove: No sale history on this property! Tis but a new house fresh to market. Zoopla: All right this fucking train wreck has been sold every two years for the last decade - here's a full sale history - and look how much of the piss these current wankers are taking with their asking price