Every gay man needs at least one girl best friend to function and this is why Goro Akechi failed

Me playing tomodachi life feel like Maruki creating a reality for shuake HELP 😭 #persona5 #shuake #tomodachilife #主明

Trying to convince my friend with tomodachi life to put akira and ryuji on his island so they can have an earth shattering gay romance. but not with each other; with walter white

Great news I have finally located it

Does anyone have the one tweet like "I love having sex with weeaboos because they'll always have a poster of this faggot hanging on the wall watching over like shes the patron saint of gay sex" and then its joker

I think Maruki could handle the Sims but he couldn't handle Neopets. He's not that kind of girl

LOVE how he's just straight up like heyy so you need to be hot as fuck and smart as shit or my fans will crawl out of the woodwork to devour you whole in public

@discotexx.bsky.social in the spelling bee today. Almost

Watching breaking bad of all fucking things and being reminded of p5 somehow because my brain is full of holes

get in the true reality, maruki

#shuake #p5r My interpretation of the p5r ending, also titled 'if only we had met... 5 minutes earlier'

CHAPTER 5 UPDATE!! Do not check what year it is. Don't look at the calendar. A normal length of time has passed. Anyway it has: ☆ Getting stuck on the phone with customer service ☆ Two guys hanging out in a bathroom ☆ Therapy journaling of dubious quality archiveofourown.org/works/290127...

happy (belated) 2/2 #shuake #主明

I've been using this post for writing inspo and I'm obsessed with it. I keep rotating it over and over in my mind

Happy Valentine's Day..!! 🩷🥞☕ #明主 #akeshu

I'm editing this now so I am once again complaining about the excruciating suicidal urge of having to ask who will be mommy's little KITTY today

It’s so fun. Killing you on purpose day, killing myself in front of you and all your friends to change the trajectory of your lives day, asking you to let me die so I can make one singular choice that is mine day, and (checks notes, adjusts glasses) calling me honey in front of your dad and cat day

shoutout to shuake for having like 3 relevant days on the calendar and all 3 of them are one of these faggots killing the other one

It's that time of the year again

posts I'm adding to my collection

How I feel whenever I have to write a sex scene. I should kill myself

guards. will no one impregnate this man. do I have to fucking do everything myself around here

the thing about akeshu/shuake is that the sex is the same but the foreplay is different. akeshu foreplay is akira getting beat with a belt while shuake foreplay is akira sitting there beaming while akechi eats soup

every time its January I start getting deranged about goro akechi again. thank you person 5 royale for being the best worst video game I have ever played. you came SO CLOSE to an interesting ethical dilemma and my brain has been chewing on it for yearsssssssssssssssssssssssss

shuake

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUJ8... greg chun screaming and sobbing and throwing up in somnium files 2 you will ALWAYS be famous

I have come to the incredibly dissatisfying conclusion that my psychiatric medications make it way harder to be a weird little pervert online. This kind of sucks actually

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

While I'm nuclear waste posting: I struggle a lot with maruki dead dove because I cannot imagine him as a predator. This is because I'm the predator in this relationship. He's my babygirl and all his problems could be fixed if he just sat on my lap

Cringetober begins NOW

you already know

Cringetober is coming up. You know what that means (I'm making a list of cringetober prompts)

Ianthe in van zieks' outfit and doing his animations because of the ace attorney reference in the unwanted guest

@clothonono.bsky.social gender,

I forgorg this account. I forgot what yaoi was

saint of awe [ #tlt / #thelockedtomb ]

p5r spoilers. how does it feel to learn that the only reason you came back to life is bc your rival can't be happy in a world without you ? #shuake #p5r #persona5royal

every month or so I keep coming back to cannibalism as a form of love...lets go. eat each other

something something third sem something something

thinking about 2/2 in the context of the lady or the tiger... oh baby it's january again

More old heatserph

@teqology.bsky.social Hello. Am finally watching HOTD. girl divorce

in which it’s just the feminist thing to do #persona5

#persona5 in which goro is recruited

was at the anime conference this weekend buying stickers of goro akechi from a lovely and beautiful artist and the person next to me was talking to their friend about how much shuake fanfic they had read and I 🧍‍♂️

Thought long and hard about it and honestly I don't need a replacement personal twitter (e.g., after finally booting the Torment Nexus from my life, there is no need to re-install the Torment Nexus Lite) but I DO need a replacement yaoi account to be a freak on. you know