never underestimate the healing power of a Tasty Snack™

just remembered this edit i made a long time ago #JJBA #JJBAmemes

a happy and sleepy shrimp

came across a post and had a thought i needed to share #jjba #JoJosBizarreAdventure

me, not knowing anything: ah yes i've finally obtained and levelled bandit tycoon after struggling to beat the old woman and there seems to be another quest for it i wonder what that's all about let's go see surely it couldn't be as difficult as the old woman :) what i was greeted by: #GBF #グラブル

Due to woke I shit my pants

THIS IS Silly Guy

just made a new feed specifically for recommending apps to each other if anyone is interested! #feeds bsky.app/profile/did:...

This is a feed dedicated to recommending each other apps, whether they're games, lifestyle, iOS or Android! Alternatives to popular apps, new apps that just dropped, apps you've had for a long time... Just use #ApplicationStation or #アプリケーションステーション and it should pop up here!

hmmmm perhaps people would be interested in seeing pictures of my cat? my silly boy? 🤔 @mrfenman.bsky.social

going through some of my old emails, i came across this and was super confused as to why i would need both insurance and a microchip for tumbleweeds..... and then i remembered that that's what my cat's name was before i adopted him and changed it

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

i envy people who have never seen a cybertruck irl because there are like 3 different ones being driven around my town and one of them is even gold

That's right, the bastard.

we live in a world where people don't know the infamous fanfic My Immortal

what our customers are saying: I love the little gnome who lives inside my computer and randomly deletes files!

WHY IS THERE A TORMENTED SOUL TRAPPED IN THE SHOULDER OF MY NEIGHBOR'S CAT

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hey does anyone have screenshots of that one like thread on twitter or something where someone mentions that they think horror movies are "cute and fun" but then goes on to say that liking movies like saw is "gross and weird"

i mean this in a nice way but i am absolutely begging some of you to tag and label some of the things you're posting

why are there so many squirrels on my discover page

thing that happened to me just now #nekoatsume #nekoatsume2

imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good. and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”

my hobbies include saying "i'm going to write now" then taking a nap instead

Shocked! The greasy old embryo has pink accessories!

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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