Repost with your favorite Halloween costume I went as both Jobu and the bagel

Balls? Let me hold your balls?

Derp.

Rosé’s APT. and The Ting Tings’ That’s Not My Name are the same song and I don’t know how to explain it any better than that.

Can you wash my back ? 🧽 😈

@foxjocks.bsky.social it’s a good booty

Unwrap your present

Make the ground move, That’s an ass quake

Another day at the office ❤️

The morgue!!? She’ll be furious!!

I quickly picked the “the bomb” option for my pedicure without reading the description and Hannah here just brought out a grocery store and half of Sally Beauty.

Seether is Neither Loose nor tight

Quick belly flash in the elevator at work for tummy Tuesday. What would you do if dad flashed his gut at you?

My barber just combed a piece of potato chip out of the depths of my beard.

Woke up with a sweet tooth

Bark! Happy fat corgi and cock Fridog! Just having a refreshing shower to cap off a wonderful time in SLC. Have a pawesome weekend y'all!

This is probably nothing, but I’ll never ask for money here. I don’t do commissions or anything, so if I ask you for money, that’s not me. 💚💚💚

A spider lily popped up in our yard out of nowhere yesterday.

I’m a weird version of horny rn. Jerking it is boring, but I keep having memories of thick thighs and tasty cocks and smelly pits and furry tits… and I don’t know who I’m remembering but I need them to come back to bed because this vibrator ain’t doing nothing for me anymore 🥴

My hips were meant to be grabbed

Okay, okay. Maybe one or two humps for hump day. 🥰❤️

It’s time for a trip to the barber

I just accidentally let one rip at work while I was sneezing and if you need me don’t cause I’m gonna go hide in the supply closet for a few hours.

Ass so hairy that I gotta shampoo it🙈

Post faire upkilt shot

i jingle when i walk :3

Does it look like I’m keen to bottom?

Him’s being Handy Fox 🦊 @foxjocks.bsky.social

What perfect album came out when you were 16? On repeat in my car circa 2000

Spot the difference.

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I was working on a painting of a belly and I liked where it was going so I promised it for an alumni show at my uni but now I’ve added hair to his belly and ruined it and I basically need to start over so if you need me I’ll be crying in the closet of my art studio k bye

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Fat dad Friday

describe your vibe right now with just 4 images saved on your phone

call me an astronaut the way i’m trying to get uranus hotter and leakier

Godspeed, Brennan Lee Mulligan. You’re leaving big shoes to fill (with smaller ones). 👡🎿🛼🥾👠👟🩴

Oh nooo please don’t quote this with a pic of your tiny cock I’m begging you

😳😳

You hot mess, go fart. or whatever Rammstein said

Yall look how low my balls were hanging today 🫠

I need a Gregg’s in the states. Preferably somewhere on my morning commute.

This is somebody’s fetish. 100%

Becoming bloomfies

The plane hitting the second tower