If "who let the dogs out* wasn't about actual dogs, then does that mean my actual milkshakes won't "bring all the boys to my yard"? What other secrets have they been keeping from us????? Have I been wasting my milkshakes?????

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." If you're a Princess Diaries fan you know that quotes patron Remember it for every cancellation of dates, of every ghost or excuse. Pat them down at the door and see if they have three things on them at the entry: 1 the definition of consent

Happy birthday month to my little sib, @uglycrobat.bsky.social . At this age I'm looking back at the days I've had and meeting and bringing you into my kin has always been a glad moment in my life. I love you more than words can describe and wish you a blessed birthday month with nothing but smiles

I don't talk to the Baptist family members at all, and I disowned my own pops for being what he is, but the icing was the year my grandma asked my mom if I was still "doing the gay thing" and I stopped talking to her for 6 years. And you gotta understand, we're old Irish so that's like 60 for her

My mom knew a gay couple that I knew from NM because one of them worked with her. One day she and her husband went to 1 of the sex shops in town and she ran into both of them and an extra friend. Now you have to understand my mom has free boundaries when she considers someone a friend so sure went

I'll stop making being queer and nonbinary my whole identity when that part of my identity isn't radicalized to keep people like me from being accepted by mainstream society, used as political capital or subjected to othering behavior. Until then you can drag it from my cold. Dead. Fingers 😈

Ace comic, book nerd, feral bookworm gets first new manga in years due to space issues: "there's something glorious about the smell of manga" Most didn't know this but while I'm a corgi at heart I have a bloodhound nose and there's a palatable smell difference between different types of new books

Y'know for the Google calendar not wanting to show holidays that were specific about the United States meant a little sense except they keep the truly horrible holidays like Columbus Day and Thanksgiving up. Seems it only applied to holidays celebrated by queer and BIPOC people instead

Remember your air horns this holiday season my brick laying friends. I heard that a loud blast from one will remind family that your sexuality and gender are not optional. And by heard, I mean I've done it myself because I got Irish Baptists and Mexican Catholics in my fam that just didn't get it

Definitely check out this song for a bittersweet melody. Asked Alexa the other day for this song by just "play murder song" and Munchie was baffled when it played the one I wanted hehe

Them: "he made me cum hands free!" Me: not to kink shame, but sweetie, he had his whole fist in your guts: I think a hand was involved 🤤🐶

Having myself a hard cider tonight. Haven't had a lick of alcohol in years but I figure I can do some math so it doesn't affect my meds and I can still celebrate @munchiepup.bsky.social birthday month wags

I mean... They told me to do unto others and it kinda solved most of my interpersonal problems

My kinda tasting and teasing

Happy birthday to my wonderful, smart and amazing little brother @munchiepup.bsky.social . You amaze me with your progress on every journey around the sun we make. Don't forget to eat cake wags

Them: so what's your kink side like if you're not a top or a bottom? Well, you remember the 6 fingered man in the princess bride as he's got Wesley tied to the rack and drains the life out of him as he cries out and then when done, with little emotion, casually asks you how it was for you? I'm that

Listen: I'm a half Latinx half Irish queer who spent this time away from both of his cultures by oceans, the 3 Caballeros, the 3 Amigos American culture. I'm tired, and I'm pretty sure both sides of my family ancestry fought white supremacy. so fuck Nazis

Gotta say, pretty accurate...

Sorry, but changing your name from "Koffee Kup Kafe" to "Koffee Kup family restaurant" in the middle of white Texas doesn't make much difference in my eyes when you're trying to keep those particular letters in your name Hico, Texas. Don't care "how good y'all's pies are"

Wags enthusiastically

Sometimes I get overwhelmed and can't talk. But here's the thing, I taught my dog how to do all of her tricks nonverbally so if I can't talk but she still deserves a treat she can do a trick for one without me saying anything, just hand gestures. If she can learn why can't society? Or you?

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

@munchiepup.bsky.social got some birthday month presents today. Finally time for him to read March by the venerable senator John Lewis who lived during the time and marched for civil rights. More presents to show later like some Funko pops and T-shirts that actually will fit him wags

Caw caw from my Irish half 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

Roma and I chilling while Balloo and Munchie watch the scary movie. Gosh I was sleepy today

Not me watching Gundam Wing after over two decades because somebody made edible cookies and I'm feeling nostalgic wags. When I was younger there might be things I didn't get from when I was little always good to self evolve and evaluate

Me to @munchiepup.bsky.social out of nowhere and definitely not stoned: do I have to be "that guy" who wonders what happened to the rest of the plane they were on at the beginning of K-pop Demon Hunters? Where did it fall? Munchie: you don't wanna know. The short answer is you don't wanna know :-p

Happy birthday month to my little brother @munchiepup.bsky.social . You and @uglycrobat.bsky.social make me so proud as a big brother to be so kind and wonderful and thoughtful. I think the world of you puppy and I look forward to many more years of being your big brother

Happy birthday to my cutie Cub cosplayer, Jay-dog back in the home state. I miss you, I love you and can't wait to bring you up for a visit wags

Hello, I'm a pot smoker who spends 100s of dollars a month so I can make edibles and pass out on Halloween. It costs more than I make all year depending on my living situation and I could very easily get caught. What drives me? Why do I do it?

Seems a bit more important every day now

Today's random. Very good song and the music video is the right kind of goofy

You hate pronouns? Why? Don't you know that prepositions are the real enemy?! Is it on the box? In the box? Can you see it? Will it be dead when I open the box? Am i around the box?? This message was brought to you by dumb cis people and grammar humor because English is so weird lol

Was feeling myself so put on my show collar. Thinking on what I should play today...I already embarrassed cis white dudes at Marvel Rivals like I'm wont to do, but I'm stuck in the AUDHD of having too much of something and thinking on a new one. Any ideas for this pup? Love RPGs and adventure games

Me: (everything I have to say about hookup adds to straight Republican women up to grindr) ... And grindr is where you go for soft trade,dl, headless torso pics and Republicans who got tricked into prenups and are too scared of hell to leave you

Just a reminder of what I don't put up with wags

Wanna give a big shout-out to my chosen family and siblings who stand by me and keep me going. @uglycrobat.bsky.social you never cease to amaze me, @munchiepup.bsky.social I'm proud of you every day with how you've improved and big sib @pupfenris.bsky.social you you keep me grounded and present

I think my ease with blending in comes from my dropout days (don't worry folks I went to college, math just confounds me) and blending in outside of home where there were actual adults. For me being broke as heck that meant the library and presenting myself as someone who didn't need reporting

In my feels today, but I'm handling it, then this group comes up in my random. because I express myself best through feels, has me going down the autistic rabbit hole to this little ditty and explaining its significance in my life. I am ok but wearing my Scarlet Spider hoodie for warmth and snugs

Nice to know I can still pull off being someone's son or grandson in comparison to someone I'm dating I guess lol. Thank you wheelchair repair dude

There are better books out there by better authors. We don't ever have to go back in the closet again! Give up on JKKKR. She had time. Now it's time for something better in its place. If that's too much for you then you don't need to know me, because I know everything I need to know about you

Maybe it's me, maybe just Mabeline?

Quite stuffed so far and happy. Had two slices of cake first (because we're adults now and can eat it when we want wags,) some peach and lemon candies, Lays limon chips and half a pizza. Not even done for the day yet. Thank goodness they took me off the med that was keeping me from eating

My primary abuser told me once after his belated birthday that if I was late for his birthday then not to wish him anything at all. Fuck that mentality. I love birthday wishes and accept them all month of October. Because folks have lives and important shit. It's not the timing. It's the sentiment

Roma looks so handsome in her bandana that my mom sent to here for us last month. I always thought she looked smart and handsome in one. Like Daddy like daughter

Hanging out with my fat boyfriend, my fat little brother, my fat friend and my doggos while we eat, parallel play and chill is peak birthday goals

We stand tall for us, for our loved ones, feel, even a stranger, and they will break. Remember: the same water that softens a potato hardens an egg

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm a survivor of so much trauma and abuse that I almost didn't make it this year. I celebrate all month and all I want is much love to my family, my friends and the people who love my weird self. Much love critters!

@hamishsteele.bsky.social a year and a half ago before moving, my Cub got me the 3rd book of Dead Endia because we were both broken hearted over the end of the TV show. When I got up here I was lucky to find the first two because the third book was different. Today I own all 3, happy birthday to me!