Bro who fucked up the timeline what is this

struggle at the dam

i hate this guy

Raise your hand and retweet if you agree with musically gifted Keith! ❤️

"hey you should try battlefront 2" battlefront 2:

You. Show me your last saved meme (unparryable)

skippity toolset

any time i try to open a jar or something i remember that im built like sporky from toy story 4, but then i also remember that Soap from Modern Warfare 2 (2009) literally had to pull a knife out of his chest, so i obviously impale myself in the chest and THEN try opening the lid. gotta be motivated

Reject Freakø, Embrace Willie

holy crap lois it's @darkviper.au in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

happy birthday to me :)

been awhile bluesky, forgot i was even freakø on this still 🙏

Ar-Beka the Bore my beloved @freakbobinc.bsky.social @guy198.bsky.social @chayslamsjam.bsky.social @memorialclamp40.bsky.social @furiouscompliments.bsky.social

shout-out to @kendricklamar.bsky.social, he's a small creator with not that many fans so i just wanted to boost bros fame 🙏🙏

calmest day in london

how tf did his ass not have footstep sounds (bots, regular, MW19)

fym the lemonade stand doesn't have any grapes?!

This guy just offered me tea in a back alley chat should i say yes? 🤔

hey chat am i cooked? i haven't looked at my scores yet 🤷‍♂️ look for "Trooper", thas me

i hit the food lottery this morning!

i am so close... wish me luck chat

poor Jeffrey...

this image goes hard asf for no reason at all (credit to goobsmooch on YouTube)

i fed bro ONE plate of cat litter spaghetti and now his overreactin ahh is doin this shit 🤦‍♂️

On a plane going home now and I thought of this- Why don't planes have pictochat? That would be peak. This screen is useless to me, give me in-flight pictochat.

"why do men never have pictures of their friends?" oh, trust me, we have pictures 😈 jokes aside the best moments are usually captured online and not in person

another glorious day of not paying my taxes!

good morning seal nation !!! have some silly #seals to start your day

literally this happened earlier. lady, it was one singular bowl i forgot to wash, chillax

i thought we were just playing cards wtf is this 😭

i still have a chance right?!?!?!?!

hot take: we should totally dematerialize the french

this is the first post i've made in a minute but who's watching me chat? (i live in the F.E.A.R game)

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

I'm ngl seeing so much transphobia is affecting me. I might not be trans, but just seeing people I care about get so much hate for simply breathing is fucking atrocious Trans people matter just as much as anyone else and deserve to be treated as human

chat i think i failed (silly me 🤭)