Diplomatic waffling. You know the real list was The Blues Brothers, The Fugitive, Backdraft, and High Fidelity.

Federal immigration agents were confronted in Oak Park on Saturday morning by residents blowing whistles as local Girl Scouts collect food for local pantries, rattling some girls and their parents. trib.al/ADixIUH

Well I knew these stands were too good to be true for too long. At least Tacos La Cuadra managed to open a brick and mortar!

Hopefully no one on the jury is a Christian.

This is a fun chart! The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday) The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾

Has *no one* here seen Mame??

Unreal lmfao

Hey, depending on how obnoxious I want to be, I could be watching Blackhawks practice at Climate Pledge from the plaza! I wonder how long it would take for security to come out if I went across the landscaping to get next to the window.

isn't this ultimately Drake's fault like

Approximately 27 minutes ago Fox dropped a Northwestern football promo in the middle of this historically epic World Series game. Nothing has been normal since

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

i started watching this game like 90 minutes ago and have seen maybe 2 routine outs

BASEBALL!

Did these guys watch Die Hard 2 in reverse?

it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

It's time: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

I would like to point out that the last time I saw one of you LA-area athletes make a joke about being able to make it down to the park in 15 minutes to suit up was, like, an hour and a half ago.

LET OHTANI PITCH!

“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow” “Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”

It sucks that everything else is so bad that we can’t dedicate a day of online discourse to this.

Maybe this is the first step in re-starting the push to make Canada the 51st state: tearing down the White House is a thing that Canada is historically up for.

Me complaining about people doing this is going to be one of my kiddo’s core memories of me driving her around.

There’s a lot of ugly stuff going on right now, but it’s nice to see that there is still pure beauty out there, such as God’s representative on Earth rubbing a playoff loss in a Cubs fan’s face for no good reason.

Rally Humpy for the win!

@crawfordchrisv.bsky.social your son!

TO THE 15TH

Mariners fans have now shared their curse with the entire nation

Being a casual fan of the M’s makes this much more fun than if it was the White Sox, in which case I would be hiding under the couch by now.

Okay this is a good headline

please enjoy Papi, living his best life, pulling out sombreros and inviting Jeter and A-Rod to join him in Cancun

My friend Matt Inman made a great comic about AI…

My view for this afternoon

60 home runs for Cal Raleigh. Incredible.

I’d have to assume that if you are a baserunner and you’re raptured while the ball is in play, you’d be out for leaving the baseline? I feel like assuming the baseline is only within our mundane plane of existence is reasonable.

if you want to understand tailoring, you only need to watch mid-century movies, when actors were dressed by tailors, not brands. in the 1944 film cover girl, gene kelly's suit drapes beautifully, moving with him, not against him. collar stays on his neck, even as he dances.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

“The judge told me I had to, honey!”

I know I'll get in trouble for this and I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I don't know how so many of you can say that anybody he ever shared a screen with could hold a candle to Robert Redford. RIP.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I have to think the People of the Lake would not approve.

If they don’t replace the subject matter eligibility example about feeding livestock with this one, I will be sad.

"I think the Bears fans have something to look forward to. Even though they lost, this feels different." -Joe Buck "THIS IS THE EXACT SAME BEARS TEAM I'VE SEEN MY ENTIRE LIFE!" -every Bears fan I follow on my timeline

Perfection.

And this was a Republican?? Well, thank goodness they voted to confirm him anyway.

You've got to remember that even though RFK Jr looks like an idiot and sounds like an idiot, he is, in fact, an idiot.

Oh no, we need the 2000s-era UCLA Law faculty higher ed cabal to hang in there! Stay strong, @uwchancellor.bsky.social !

Achievement unlocked: hit 200% of my Apple Watch move goal by walking up to the counter at Dairy Queen to get a blizzard.

Youth coaching, man!

Oh no! We rode that. There’s like no room around it, can’t imagine anyone on the street around it being safe. :(