Just back to the hotel after frantically watching the end of Bears-Packers, which barely finished in time for me to help coach my kid’s squeaker 2-1 victory at an outdoor rink hockey tourney. Need to google “how to calm down”

Caleb wildin with that cheese grater lmao

Live look inside the vatican:

I see Mamdani's being sworn in on New Year's, in an abandoned NYC subway station. What does it say about me that I think you all are silly for talking about Lex Luthor showing up, instead of being worried about Vigo the Carpathian?

I don’t think I like the fact that I had to double check whether this was a Svengoolie post or just someone on my feed commenting on a news story.

For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI. 10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!

Every hockey parent reading a subhed about a reporter who spent 14 hrs at an ice rink:

I’d make some for myself at home while watching the game tonight, but I’m not sure we have amaretto.

Everyone looking at The Epstein Files

Given that everyone immediately thought of The Hunger Games when they announced the "Patriot Games," I feel bad for Tom Clancy.

The previously unreleased final verse to Detachable Penis:

Defector's favorite Rob Reiner credits: defector.com/defectors-fa...

if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should

MISERY exists in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY exists in MISERY. Welcome to the Reinerverse.

Let me tell a Copilot story: I've been trying to figure out whether it could be useful for my firm at all. I had a spreadsheet that was formatted badly (one row per patent, but inventor names were in a single cell per row and separated by line breaks). 1/

BREAKING: Seattle Children's Hospital successfully fought this summer to get DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena quashed. The Seattle court partially unsealed the case this week. This was the fourth, previously sealed case mentioned in this recent Law Dork report: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...

What sports news would look like when orthopedic surgery becomes an Olympic sport:

This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.

I don't want to talk to a chatbot simulacrum of my late grandmother I want to dream about her alien ghost lover after reading a particularly erotic passage from her diary like god intended

Honestly I'm not sure this is even a Tesla specific problem. It's more like a theoretical one.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

HILARY KNIGHT JAMS ONE HOME! SEATTLE HAS TAKEN THE LEAD! ITS BEDLAM AT CPA #SEATTLETORRENT

THE FIRST TORRENT GOAL AT HOME IS SCORED BY ALEX CARPENTER! ITS TIED!!! MISERY BUSINESS IS YOUR TORRENT GOAL SONG #SEATTLETORRENT

TORRENT WIN!!!!!

“Exactly what are you a doctor *of*, Mr. Venkman?”

Not @theonion.com ? Seriously?

I don’t know what it means that I was thinking about BEST OF THE BEST not half an hour before reading this. Then again, I think about BEST OF THE BEST every time I see someone eating ice cream, so maybe it’s not that surprising.

I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing

Airplane (1980)

OK - pie discourse - best pie story: In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).* The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner. /1

Buoy and Marah Wagner checking in from the Deep! 🤩 @seattlekraken.com

Our hometown girl is in the deep tonight! 🚨 Seattle-native, Marah Wagner, led The Surge at tonight’s @seattlekraken.com game!

Next time we're all here, there will be thousands of Torrent fans cheering us on for our inaugural home opener 🥹 Help us make noise 👉 bit.ly/482bfjI

Amazing. It’s like #duvetknowitschristmas but for food!

Happy 20th anniversary to our law review write-on project, which was this.

Attn @starshiptim.com

Brandy you're a fine girl What a good wife you would be But my life my love and my lady Is the See

I attended a demo of an AI patent drafting tool the other day. If anything, it showed me how incredibly AI-brained the AI people are. I asked a question about some simple functionality: if I wanted to rename a drawing element, would the tool rename it throughout the spec and drawings?

Breaking?

“It’s OK, you can say I’m a fascist,” said the American president to the press in the Oval Office.

Somewhat annoyed that I had to learn about adversarial poetry in an academic paper instead of a work of speculative fiction.

Evergreen?

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Truth, but for many of the other names too. I got to meet Carol Marin once as a kid. And Bill Kurtis is a national (public radio) treasure!

More bad news for the New York Giants?

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

The best continuity in the Bond universe is in The Rock.

Diplomatic waffling. You know the real list was The Blues Brothers, The Fugitive, Backdraft, and High Fidelity.

Federal immigration agents were confronted in Oak Park on Saturday morning by residents blowing whistles as local Girl Scouts collect food for local pantries, rattling some girls and their parents. trib.al/ADixIUH