THEY WENT FOR THE QUICK TWO DOWN SIX POINTS WITH SIX SECONDS LEFT

CBS added the points to the wrong team

Insane reaction from kid on the Vawls bench

MARCH MADNESS STATS THREAD 🧵 The dumb stats I pulled from players in the NCAA tournament this year. Most Turnovers in a single game: Jomo Goings, Long Island University (11 TO) Alex Wilkins, Furman (11 TO) Silas Demary Jr, UConn (9 TO) Hunter Erickson, Hawai'i (8 TO, 4 points in 40 minutes...👑)

Our marketing strategies are…slightly different

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

Team USA in the WBC

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Run it into the end zone! Somebody needs to score tonight

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My Objectively Correct prediction for tonight is in. The score will be 15-15 (squarigami!) going into the 4th quarter. No touchdowns. 10 total field goals. Hawks kick another three in the 4th. FINAL: Seahawks 24, Patriots 15 (another squarigami!) Super Bowl MVP Jason Myers: 8/8 FG

These two things are inextricably linked.

You know who that reminds me of?

For the golf/olympics sickos

SIX birdies in a row and Hideki moves into the lead! I've seen enough. I'm putting him on #59watch

Folks, this is required reading for the Olympics. I have been casually dropping bits of knowledge gained from this newsletter which have primarily been met with: "How and why the hell do you know that?"

Saving this in case the Seahawks play horribly on Sunday

I pulled data on all 59 Super Bowls to determine which squares are most likely to hit during your pool. Some highlights: • Super Bowl LII (Eagles def. Patriots) had the most unique square hits • 11 squares have NEVER hit (can you guess them before looking?) • 2023 and 2024 both saw "squarigamis"

🚨 WITHDRAWAL: Spaun, J.J. has withdrawn from WM Phoenix Open

➕ FIELD UPDATE: Rozo, Marcelo added to WM Phoenix Open

“Sam, congratulations on the biggest accomplishment of your life. Just 3 hours ago, a TON of people were saying that you actually suck ass….” What a start to a question. Disrespectful as hell lmao

Huge 24 hours for Dave Matthews. Covered Rage Against The Machine last night and now featured in one of the biggest TV broadcasts of the year. Dave heads rise up

Using this thread to keep track of the songs that Fox plays as they go to commercial. Incubus - Wish You Were Here

Jake. Bobo. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Bluesky putting themselves on this starter pack

Does @stathead.com have chest pass data? I think we have seen a record today

Pats are about to go Coach Yoast mode

attn: everyone asking why athletes aren’t speaking out on Minneapolis, please meet two-time MVP, three-time world champion, three-time Olympic gold medalist Breanna Mackenzie Stewart.

These weight of ice comparisons are getting out of control

This is funny but I can’t help but be heartbroken. This means he has logged in but I don’t see a notification that we are now connected.

I did not think that man knew the F word

“I would take back shots for this team” -Fernando Mendoza

I love that Cig is talking schemes in the postgame interview lmao

Mario Cristobal clock management with the national championship on the line

Why did Harrison Mevis just sound like he was in the Black Lodge

The biggest ball knower on this app

Huge fan of the Microsoft AI commercial that is a guy that can't seem to figure out the filter button in Excel

"And with that sack the Texans have forced ANOTHER 3-and-out. That gives the ball back to C.J. Stroud, let's see what he can do with it." C.J. Stroud:

Demario "Pop" Douglas becomes the first receiver in NFL history to record both a playoff touchdown and a regular season game with multiple receptions, negative yards, and a touchdown in the same season.

As a Broncos fan, I have given it some thought. Bills send us five first round picks, we send them our spot in the AFCCG. Everybody wins

Frank Crum ran a 4.94 40 at 6’8 310 which is nuts. More importantly here is a picture of him doing it

The initial results of college helmet battle are in! After 190,000 votes, your top 10... - The people yearn for sprinkles on helmets (@poptartsbowl.com takes top two slots) - 5 of the top 10 helmets have some kind of stabbing instrument. - People like horses, but they need the full body on there.

There has only been 1 playoff game in the past 45 years with zero total touchdowns scored. Colts/Ravens in 2007...Vinatieri kicked 5 FGs @stathead.com

Cam Little 70 yard kick to send this to OT is gonna hit like Mjölnir