Making some graphics for today's newsletter...

Caleb Williams caught two passes yesterday as the Bears starting QB. No quarterback in the Super Bowl era has ever done that before. I went into the history books to take a look at starting QBs catching passes. www.fantasygenius.io/blog/caleb-w...

Sunday, Rico Dowdle was penalized for giving 2 pumps. However, in 2020, Aaron Rodgers gave a full 3 pumps WITHOUT drawing a flag. If we get reviews of every sideline catch, the NFL MUST also produce clear, explicit guidelines of which celebrations are sexual enough to draw penalties.

Rico Dowdle and the Panthers do the Key & Peele sketch for a celebration and get flagged. Dowdle insists there were only 2 pumps 😂

The reviews are in for our latest article! We did some Very Serious Analysis that shows that every time Devonta Smith's start rate increases, he scores fewer points. And vice versa. www.fantasygenius.io/blog/week-8-...

🚨 BEATTIE FEATHERS MENTIONED ON @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 🚨 Knew it was coming when the list of old ass NC State coaches was being read. A reminder that Beattie had that shit on. sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/a-seemingl...

When something inconsequential happens at the end of MNF and I get to calculate how many people lost because of it

The Broncos won’t let anyone but Javonte Williams score out of respect for our former king

I don’t want to overreact but… THE DENVER BRONCOS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Jim Nantz just laughed uncontrollably at the notion of Tony Romo being intelligent

Devastating. Let’s all solemnly ram our heads into walls out of respect. 🫡

The non-entrance playing of Enter Sandman used to mean something. Should be a Once Every Five Years event. You can’t play it as a 2-5 team against Cal. This shit mean something to me

Uhhh.... www.fantasygenius.io/trade-rater/...

Joe Flacco threw for 340 yards, 3 TDs, and no picks on Thursday. No Browns quarterback has done that since...Jason Campbell in 2013. Also, I am having fun creating the dumbest graphics possible. stathead.com/tiny/X4gtk

After that safety, the Cowboys offense is on pace to account for 146 total points today

The Cowboys are on pace to score 210 points today

Didn’t think this would work. Akinator is a ball knower

Cameron Heyward, Aaron Rodgers’ teammate, is doing a sponsored Instagram post with Icy Hot ahead of tonight’s game against Flacco and the Bengals. #IcyHotBowl

anyway, my newsletter is probably the least interesting thing available at Fantasy Genius. I love stuff like the "fantasy players who won the highest %" of matchups and the "people who lost bc the Lions trick play is illegal"

lmao-ing at @fantasygenius.io sorting through every team in the tens of thousands of leagues who have signed up and finding the worst lineup anybody played www.fantasygenius.io/blog/week-6-...

Any idea how we came up with these #CFB rankings? #mysteryrankings

🚨We had @rodger.bsky.social do this week's league recaps. That means that it's the best recap we've ever put out. Get yours for free (this week only) at fantasygenius.io

I signed up my league for @fantasygenius.io last week and it kicks ass. Basically they take all your league's info + historical data and pump out stats/charts/recaps that really let you see who the best managers are. A total game-changer if you've been in a league for 10+ years with the same friends

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After personally putting up the two worst weeks in the entire league in 2025, I’m starting to think it was a mistake to build a website specifically designed to make it easy to find stuff like that

I like to think of this going the reverse way too. “So you’re saying Bijan Robinson is good at football. But why weren’t you saying that in 2003?”

With that 4 yard run by Breece Hall, the Jets have increased their total yardage 400%

At what point do the players also start getting sleepy?

If you, like me, wanted to hear 20 minutes of someone breaking down Trevor Lawrence busting his ass twice and scoring a touchdown, tune into this expert analysis by @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

The shortest span between two ties in NFL history is currently 7 days. If this game were to end in a tie, we'd set a new NFL record of Shortest Number Of Days Between Ties with 4 days.

Wrote about the dumbest fantasy football stuff to happen in week 4. -- 461 teams lost because of Adonai Mitchell's hot doggin' -- 417 teams won on Garrett Wilson's literal last second catch -- My new favorite player, Thomas Morstead

wrote about the most beautiful play in college football history channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

I have it as about 1/4 of a second.

LIKE I WAS SAYING... #CFB #UVA #FSU

FSU leads the series with UVA 14-4. However, in years ending in 5, UVA is undefeated. I know this because I charged the field in 2005 and heard a man yell with sincere excitement "EVERY TEN YEARS!" Analytics say UVA wins tonight. #Hoos #Noles #CFB

This is the most correct post I have ever seen

brb deleting all of those messages I put in the league chat #fantasyfootball #fantasyfootballmemes #marvinharrisonjr #mhj #cardinals #nfl #nflmeme

We analyzed 150,000 teams and pulled out the funniest stuff we could find. Here's our Week 3 Not-So-Serious Recap: https://blog.fantasygenius.io/week-3-not-so-serious-recap #fantasygenius #fantasyfootball #fantasyfootballrecap #nfl #nflmemes

Bulletin board material. I'll use this to come back stronger next week. #fantasyfootball #fantasygenius #fantasyfootballmeme #nfl #nflmeme #dynasty

I'll take Jahmyr Gibbs. You take Jakobi Meyers. You're really getting the better end of the deal when you think about it. #fantasyfootball #fantasyfootballmemes #nfl #nflmemes #dynasty #fantasyfootballtrades

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things