Son of Godzilla (1967)

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

blunder of the day: I hosted a halloween party for the employees, and when it came time for the costume contest, I announced one as being dressed as "Dereck from the tv show Dereck" Dexter. he was dressed as Dexter.

they put a shitty ai mural on our walls and none of us are happy

update: it has applicants take an assessment and ranks them on how good they could be, if they get 50% or lower i have to review it. it will not show me the questions or their responses. I just have to fucking guess??? my nightmare is that its racially profiling people based on name (it might be?)

family day out

oh im going to be in trouble today forgot to send a email yesterday that some techs will be in this morning woke up to automated security voicemail that multiple alarms went off 😳

perhaps ive too many plushies

hello hacker fucker this is matt furniss heres the deal. if you hack this game i will find you where ever you are and break your legs and thats a promise

im normal im having a normal time

Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)

making my mom a sweater today

"some movies are good... and some movies... I dont like" -my regular guest's review of Him

its not done yet but im very proud of myself so far hehehe #deltarune

im trying out tapestry crochet, very fun but also. ive frogged this row 3 times :)

very sad that incorporating bits of dark crystal dialogue is not normal outside of my family and like 10 people online. the kids at work ask me a silly question and i say "dont know!" in an aughra voice and they call me things like "old" and "weird" as if they are insulting adjectives to have

Update: Yeah... he's getting an ass beating.

a woman yelled at me because she wanted a receipt, did not ask for a receipt, and then walked away without a receipt, and claimed i should have psychically communicated with the person who rang her up (thats right. wasnt even me) that she needed the receipt so she could "write off" her 3 icee cups

robert reich's movie is going to be playing here and if any of the guests are mean to us i WILL be tattling mark my words

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

Okay, it seems like I haven't been here for a long time

people on Tumblr are reblogging my homestuck fanart from 10+ years ago. i was still in high school no one needs to be looking at that stuff please. roses head was an oval i beg you

took my lil bro to the mall yesterday (it was his bday!) and there was this store called earthbound and while we were standing there going "earthbound? why not mother 2?" another set of guys came up and said "earthbound?! where's the halloween hack!"

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

cannot wait for ditto quest builders, genuinely

at the mall food court and theres a family across from me and the dad looks exactly like vinny vines vinesauce but like. a well-adjusted vinny vinesauce

no one does it like your local corner store

just saw a billboard that was a "rip Charlie Kirk " thing but the tagline on it said "a Turning Point is never forget" and im still trying to parse exactly what is being said

started playing silksong. this game is full of lesbians

hank green crying apology video for the knitting catastrophe when

been missing them

too blunts...

death note really fell off during the "paul hollywood is the 5th kira" arc but maybe itll pull through

East Liberty. Hays Street. Caller says two people are arguing in the street. As it heats up, they both keep taking clothing off. Unknown how close they are to kissing at this time.

me: hey you guys sent these materials but I haven't received instructions for them where should I put them corporate:

a discord is not a forum. I don't want to join your product's community; I want to read the solution to my technical problem from two posters who worked it out 4 years ago

im going to explode this building with my mind

the amount of times i get told "we're supposed to follow all of these steps in this order or it could explode and kill you, but it takes forever so I skip half of them" is rising at a concerning rate

im so tired of the monroeville car dealership ai baby diaper joke commercial im going to flood the monongahela river

i think we need to collectively relisten to neil's mouth albums again

Please please please tell me it's finally happening

we got this gem at work yesterday