Is this how to beer?

Welcome to my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide. Step 1: Smash fucking everything. Thank you for reading my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.

I just took apart a Joy-Con because only the thumbstick worked and none of the buttons did. I adjusted one button, and everything works fine now. I'm a tech wizard, apparently.

Was gonna say "In Bed" after my fortune like I always do, but the fortune cookie had no fortune. I guess I'll never get laid again?

Anybody else think baby Blackbeard looks surprisingly like baby Hody? Knowing that Blackbeard is a descendant of Davy D. Jones, could that be related to the name Hody Jones? I know it's Japanese naming conventions, so the surname is first, but it could still somehow imply some relation. #OnePiece

IYKYK Blue Silver Ruby Fuck Gen 4 Black Y Sun Shield Scarlet

Anybody else ever suddenly realize the name of a character from a game you played 15+ years ago was a pun that you probably would've got immediately if it was said aloud, but games back then were usually more text-heavy, and your brain is silly so it doesn't process the same?

Custom Robo> Adulting

Saw this on Facebook today and remembered the time I one-shot a god.

I received some really cute Halloween requests!!! Thank you so much!!😭🙏🩷 There are only two slots left to complete by Halloween in October. If you are interested, please contact me using the form in the link. Thank you for your support!

The millennial puzzle summons my alter ego where I talk about never owning a house and yes, eating the rich does include Seto Kaiba

Pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who didn't care that Sliksong released. XD I'm glad everybody's finally got to play it, but I'm at least twice as glad that it won't dominate half the conversation in Direct style presentation predictions anymore.

@brandonbovia.bsky.social @bitnerd.gvg.io This upcoming set marks the start of volume 86, meaning One Piece At A Time has officially covered the first 20 years of One Piece! Congrats on the milestone!

The three-eyed crow with the hat is cuter than the tiger. #KPopDemonHunters

GODZILLA VS. DYNA BLADE

I MIGHT BECOME A CYBORG (Depends on whether or not eating an over-abundance of iron turns you into a cyborg. I'll let you all know how it goes.)

EIGHT SIX EVEN FIVE THREE OH EEEEEIIIIGHT!! ... Sorry, wrong number.

Dear [every mosquito in the universe]: Fuck off.

GA BABABABABABABA!

Why do my kids always wait 'til I'm taking a shit to get in a fight? XD

If I had a nickel for every free didgeridoo I got by happenstance this year, I would have two nickels. That's not a lot of money, but I still didn't expect it to happen twice. XD

Witch's Summer Vacation 🌺 #oc

Whoa! I found myself at the @zeldadungeon.net charity stream! 🥹 Come hang and donate for a good cause! ✨ m.twitch.tv/zeldadungeon...

My *super secret* wing sauce revealed.

TFW you bought the cool fullart version of your General and there's two creatures in the deck that were still way more expensive. XD

Summer Lyn🌺 wip

Let's settle this one and for all. No holds barred. Be ready to share your opinion even if it hurts feelings. Let your emotions fly. Take no prisoners. Only one can be king. Pool or Foosball?

Not sure why I never thought of this before: Two egg toast things instead of bread to make a chorizo sandwich. Speaking of them, does your family call them Eggs In A Basket, One-Eyed Egyptian Sandwiches, Hole-In-Ones, or some other weird thing? My family always called them "Kibbies."

I saw #Ballerina today, and apparently it's in the John Wick Cinematic Universe. Perhaps I should catch up on the 4 that I missed. XD

WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK?

FOR FUCKIN' REAL.

You can always count on me to say what you least expected to POTATO

@brandonbovia.bsky.social @bitnerd.gvg.io You mentioned there was no cover page on chapter 817 in this week's episode, but I got this movie promo right before that chapter in the omnibus version!

Which one's beer and which one's whiskey?

Sometimes I click in and out of the same apps reflexively a few times before I ask myself "what am I even looking for?"

Happy "I hope you all still have your fingers" day!

We are mere days away from our annual Zelda Dungeon Marathon! All proceeds made during the event will go to @nokidhungry.org , whose mission matters now more than ever. Check it out: zeldadungeon.net/marathon/

#HappyPride for the next 335 days, too.

PANTS! (If you know, you know)

1 like on this post = 1 time this post was liked. Share to bother somebody who wants a better reward than LITERALLY NOTHING.

Watched all the "28 [increment of time] later" movies this week, the first 2 have been staring at me from my DVD shelf for like 2 years, and with the new one in theatres, it seemed like a good time to finally watch. Days: Great, original film. Fantastic horror and character moments.

Best games of the Switch's life by year 2017 Breath of the Wild 2018 Octopath Traveller 2019 Cadence of Hyrule 2020 No More Heroes 3 2021 Scott Pilgrim 2022 Kirby and the Forgotten Land 2023 Tears of the Kingdom 2024 Echoes of Wisdom 2025 Xenoblade Chronicles X (so far) I know I'm a fanboy. : P

[oc] it's too hot for the imp!! 💦☀️

Past doodle

This is interesting to see tested, but my eyes can't tell the difference between 1 and 17 microseconds, personally. I'm curious what percentage of the populace could tell without tool assistance.

I just realized after the recent Zelda Creator Con, I'm getting kinda close to 800 followers on Twitch. Why not help a bird out, follow, maybe say hello and stay awhile?

Also, it must be said, if you are looking for hope and inspiration right now, One Piece is a valid option. Seeing an objectively good man stand up for his friends (even ones he made 5 minutes ago) and what's right, damn the consequences, never gets old.