aha! (do not look at what I said under Mag's post)

the loose cannon bisexual in the gay group chat posted this insane graph to show who they think would bottom for who but REMOVED THE NAMES and if I'm not mistaken this is how the trojan war started

178 down alerts at work Yeah I get it we are all down today, DW babe, there's a rave soon

Breakbeats this, breakcore that; How about you break me? Huh? Ever think of that?

I need some more heavy metal cuffs

feeling awkward at the mage convention because all these witches have retinues of dolls that seem to have complex sexual relationships and elaborate maidservant heirarchies and im over here with my little chitinous homunculi chittering away quietly, all hidden in my robes like small courtly dogs

Chat i have created something truly diabolical. It has made me lose my mind. (It requires volume but bsky is evil so watch out)

tormenting the mechsploitation girlies in my life by getting the activation phrase wrong “devoid of restraints, canine” “tether’s absence, woofbark”

guy who fearmongers about diy tattoos and wants you to go to a therapist first who will only give you a referral letter if you spend 2 years RLE with a temporary tattoo

[Personal art] Always at your side, not just when things are fun. #BaiSe #Furryart #BDSM

So... Horny 2am thought, I could rig up a ball gag with a analog video camera and stream it to some fpv goggles, so someone could watch themselves get fucked with ~0 lag

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

In early 2024, I took part in a group session in a hire dungeon. My limits in regards to impact play were agreed beforehand (none), printed out and put on the wall alongside all the other subs limits. I was then tied up and hit by the group founder, who was mostly just annoyed when I objected.

Welcome to 2026

If I could send a message back in time to my 18-year-old self I'd probably tell them that spending your dads Christmas present on piercings, hormones, and a fuck machine is as cool as it sounds

Ok Stargate slaps, I have no idea why I haven't already watched it

Giving someone a nipple Piercing with implanted vampire fangs

A disturbing lack of mince pies or stollen this year

"Why are you wearing a motorcycle suit?"

A switch, a switch! My hole for a switch!

youtu.be/xN1VRtNNnOA This too

Might get myself some implantable glow powder, and every cut and scrape I get after gets packed with some of it, so I slowly amass more glowing scars

Did you know you can thicken soup with cornflour? @porkchop.farm had a lovely hearty breakfast, with fresh ingredients gathered that morning Before coffee of course

The pig found a snuffling spot Let's see if it can recognise scents after some training @porkchop.farm

Where's your guest room? Oh most of my guests sleep in the garage on some hay What! Oh don't worry I give them a plushie

Growlithe coming home after a week

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Christmas is drunkenly ordering crap of alli Xpress and finding trinkets on your doorstep the following week

Katsith has been a fantastic read so far, I'm worried ill devour it too quickly

If I drink enough monster can I speed run though the day?

It won't close, I've tried but it just hangs open, like it knows better than me what it's for.

Storytime! Today, boop on: what it's like to drive a police van.

holiday gift idea for the puppygirl owners in your life

Wait, you can get dog shock collars with GPS... Cool ❤️

I'm not allowed to be sick ever again, so much fomo, and I didn't even learn bass

Updating my Hypno laptop at 5am 👍

wanting my body to look more fem, so I can do butch looks; but as queerly as possible

Awooosh I am increasingly disenfranchised by social media so I've just made a channel on telegram so I don't have to deal with the bullshit of other people. If you want to see what I'm up to I will try to post things there. It's likely mostly going to be porn. t.me/kadethehyena

Remembered the time I shaved my head and eyebrows as a kid "Huh that's cool as hell" *Mother cry/screaming* "Hmm I guess I'll never do that again"

Honestly not enough people my age use the fucking phone feature I want to hear your voice friend, it fills me with joy

[cw: blood] Decades of being her soulmate's beloved pet... getting softer as they age together.

are you twitterpilled terminally online snuffbait or are you someone actually worth murdering?

Ugh, when you can hear the fear in her voice as she gives you clear, verbose consent. Fucking beautiful

Dominating a Chubby girl is fun when you hump so hard her tummy shakes #bbw #chubby #goth #nsfw

A fantastic day today, learning more about the polycule I have found myself in. Finding what buttons to push, and what is on the table❤️ 📓

Drone hood ✅ Visible eyes ✅ Scleral lenses ✅ - Drone dog hood: @pupjoi.com

God I wish that was me

I am not dressed nearly queer enough for this quiet Friday