I like my nails tho...

I recently had to end a friendship when I discovered we both thought we were the hot friend. I was, in fact, the hot friend.

I think one of the reasons I'm not very productive is because I'm living in this body and why would I try to get anywhere when I've already arrived?

A few days ago I watched a goat give birth.

There she is!

Here I am, a transgender Satanist, at popular christian pilgrimage spot Our Lady's Island in wexford, Ireland. There was a bus full of christian pilgrims there, but they didn't bother me as they were busy pretending to drink blood inside the church.

My two beautiful children can now be ordered directly from my website. www.satanal.net/shop

'Bored' Gouache & acrylic on a 20x40cm MDF board (6mm thick) #painting #eroticart #nsfwart #artwork

I made these super cool holographic vinyl Red Wine Supernova stickers and you can buy them from my website. The stars aren't a filter or anything, that's the holographic finish :-) Link in bio. #chappellroan #redwinesupernova #queer

Recent armpit tattoos, handpoked by @gloriasync.bsky.social #tattoo #handpoke

Here is a T-shirt I designed for legendary piercing studio Cold Steel in San Fransisco. I'm doing them as a limited edition, pre-ordered, one tome issue. Orders close 28th Feb', with shipping early March. www.satanal.net/shop/p/limit... #piercing #queer #streetwear #bodymodification

Here is a toad I hand-poked today.

Follow @tentickletoys.bsky.social they're awesome!

The Poppers Pig classic in pink. No longer available, but the brand new Poppers Pig T-shirt will be available online in the new year 🐷

I hope future generations of clockable transfemmes will know that it was me who designed the Brick Pride Flag. #brick #transflag #brickpride #brickprideflag

"You'll be visited by three spirits"

Had great fun trading at @cryptidqueers.bsky.social in Sheffield with my favourite sister last night.

Had a great time DJing on Friday and trading on Sunday at Birmingham Fetish Weekend this week.

Here is the divine Mistress Bedlam in one of my "ORIGINAL CUNT" T-shirts. The symbol on the buttplug is a Lilith sigil, and the date 4004 BC references when some Christians believe the world was created, making that the year Lilith was created (by this reckoning her birthday is October the 28th).

Hare I am tattooing ☺️🏳️‍⚧️🌶️

Gender is a performance and I’m a mime in front of a blind audience.

Here I am at Dublin Airport posing the age old question… trans or goth? (Here I am on bluesky posting the same thing I just posted on instagram)

Here’s a squid I hand-poked today.

Nice autumnal walk in the woods this morning.

A large tattoo I finished today.

I am watching Jenifer’s Body and my eyebrows are cvnt. What more could one ask for?

Ace was the cool one. That wasn’t very difficult considering who the rest of the band were. R.I.P spaceman 💫 #acefrehley #ace #kiss #dead

T4T tattooing yesterday.

Tattooed my sister’s forehead this afternoon.

Some tattooing I did today.

Here are some pictures of me tattooing today.

Don't be messing with them Etsy witches! (from two days ago!). www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

My friends send the best messages.

My pants ain't hiring 'cos my ass won't quit.

I mean, it IS a nice shirt. Organic cotton, hand screen-printed with vegan ink. Designed, packaged and posted with love. no longer available in pink, but still available in white. Hit me up if you would like a nice shirt like this.

I will be DJing at this lovely event to raise funds for @derbytranspride.bsky.social on Friday evening. #derbytranspride #transpride

Hare I am with a smaller than usual selection of my wares at my little stall at the Queer Makers Market at Nottingham Pride. I will be selling my full range of filth at Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar this Sunday.

Happy to have handpoked this spoon mandala for @boopig.bsky.social today :-)

You can buy my adorable, filthy, lovable disgusting pig-girl directly from @zakdsw.bsky.social at the link below, thus avoiding buying from amazon. Cover by @arrivalofbirds.bsky.social #swinella #piggirl #pig #pigplay #erotica #spicy #LGBTfiction #transfiction #queerwriter buff.ly/LxevSQk

I have just three black Poppers Pig T-shirts left (all small). So if you're a wee person who wants one I recommend you order one now. They're half price to get rid of them and when they're gone they're gone, I'm not doing any more of this design. #queer #fashion #goth #punk #poppers #pigplay

Here I am tattooing some geometric work over some old work for @adamshawkirkwall.bsky.social #handpoke

Here I am with my partner in crime El-Mae at the Nottingham trans pride after party. I think this picture really captures our essence. #tattooedqueertransgoths

What’s your most rewatched film?

Here I am at Nottingham trans pride yesterday and then again at the after party last night. Consolidating my point about eyebrows without even realising it. #goth #transpride #eyebrows

Women with badly tattooed eyebrows: "You should tattoo your eyebrows." Me: "I like drawing my eyebrows on. I can change the shape and have no eyebrows if I want." Women with badly tattooed eyebrows: "But if you had them tattooed you wouldn't have to draw them on." Me: 🙄 #eyebrows

If I was on the dating apps this would be my profile picture. I am smiling and have a cocktail and it’s sunny, so you know I have no emotional baggage and will not ruin your life.

Not only will I be boycotting this years olympics and world cup, I have been boycotting all sporting events my entire life.