Pig did a tidy and feline trim, if messy on the brain

Dog Police By Dog Police True art youtu.be/78Y-1plYJuQ?...

I was gifted this beautiful artwork of my tattoo by the truly wonderful @boopig.bsky.social and @porkchop.farm for my birthday.

This week: HACKING SPOONS NEW VIAL PIGPUPPROGRESA things are happening. So many things.

I am selling 2 old whistles

Fix'dit. The fisting rotovator chooches once more. (Named because of the situation in which I was given it, not because of any direct connection with fisting)

GROW THE MASS

Proud to be a part of making this wonderment happen <3

You can hear an echo in there.

Matching dorks? Matching dorks! OINK!

Excite for EMF grows Taken from (shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/06...)

LOMPSHODE

new dog bowl is big enough to share, wanna fight over some scraps?

YOU ARE A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I'm a cunt, I'm a cunt, I'm a country girl.

Piggercycle. My happy place. It needs some mods though, tail tidy, bar end mirror, lower bars, headlight shroud, MTB grips, adjustable levers, enduro pegs.

The brain, she craves heavy bondage.

PEW PEW LASER!

Fub bench v1 is underway, have some measurements to accumulate before I commit to cuts though. The brief was 'heavy and inescapable', I think scaff will do it. You might not be able to imagine it based on the fittings, but trust me, my sketches are less decipherable still XD.

Made a hat! Well, modified? Deadstock bunny pride hat with grungebunny ears.

More ink. More holes. More stabby.

If you squint, you can hear me oinking in this pic.

I'm just a dog bed based bio ball. Cosy and fluffy. It feels like I'm the nucleus is some weird fluffy cell.

@porkchop.farm : "i assume you're just always flagging bullybait oh sorry was that not on purpose? is that just the way you dress? 🤣" This is just how I dress!! ><

Dorkcore.boop

Hat the fuck is forskins a thing now

Weird one but I've lost my favourite jacket at some point in the last 6 months, I don't suppose I left it at any of y'all's places? I got it in idaho I'm 2016 and I didn't realize how much of a comfort item it's been.

On riding, it's cliche but getting out and seeing the world on a bike has been one of the happiest times I remember. The day I got my license and had the freedom to go wherever I wanted in two wheels, the world changed. I didn't realize that not riding was on some way getting me down. Now? Go!

Dyke on a bike. Piggy doin a ride. It's basically therapy. And bwaaaaappppppp.

This goes haaard

Project hail Mary at BFI imax at 11 pm showing: yes. Very yes. Go do it. Didn't expect to cry as much as I did.

Genuinely a little proud of that, pretty damn clean lines. @porkchop.farm was such a good lil puppy and only wiggled a little. Now they have a mark to tell everybody that they're genderfubbed & neutered.

Dog harness, boop wrangling device. Imma problem

Yes I will eat out at BEAN @porkchop.farm IS 🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘

Oh Imodium of the car park, what is your wisdom? Who needed you? What did they eat??

Get down with the pigs in Pig Alley

Pigs morning routine.

DOOOOOOOGGGGG BEEEDDDDDDD

Oh the possibilities

Call me Hank Hill because I'm feeling Peggy.

It's called art and it's got DEPTH

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? Yeah, that's about right.

@cactifig.meow.social.ap.brid.gy well lookie here!!

The boop it heals.

GAPE

Can you believe I once worked at a big professional IT hosting company? Same silly little weirdo in a lot of ways

BITCH ON A BIKE fuck the sun is good for me. Fuck sadness, fuck the cold. Get out, be a dumbass, smash a trail (realise you're really out of condition)

Oh... Oh no

This intense depression isn't just the weather, but fuck if a bright day doesn't help. Also... Lets make out.

POV: you're next >:3 @boopig.bsky.social