apple of your eye 🎯

yeah… I fuck with yarn

yes the rumours are true… i do have the ASSets so to speak…

2026 is the year I get a lesbian client I can feel it 😌

Today marks 10 yrs since BC declared toxic drug poisoning a public health emergency. Thinking of the 18,000+ beloveds preventably lost to ODs since 2016 (6x more than car crash fatalities)& the SWer legacy of normalizing harm reduction in all forms. Love to all except the Sacklers🔪& save #DULF!

watching Tokyo go by..from whatever position this is called

updating my wishlist... it's basically all yarn. that's all i want. an endless supply of yarn so i can hone in on my newest obsession... weaving...

nudism y/n?

i think one of my frogs has a parasite so i'm going to spend tomorrow trying to hunt down a frog-knowledgeable vet in the city :( easier said than done! i have had her for six years, i hope i can get her the care she deserves

up to no good in my slutty little skirt

people need to stop making AI videos of birds!!! they are outside and they are cool as hell withouT idiotic deepfakes WAKE UP SHEEPLE AND GET SOME BINOCULARS

need a video game w a hooker as the main character ngl… a sword… huge tits… incredible banter and charisma… bloodlust… we could have it all

any final words??? (besides thank u)

Eek I did it! I was very nervous about writing this review and I don't mind getting kinda crucified for it, but oh well here goes nothin! substack.com/home/post/p-...

willem dafoe is in town filming… sir… email me… i WILL bounce on it crazy style

Call for clothing contributions for s*x workers in the DTES!! As we brace for the upcoming FIFA games in Vancouver, now is the time to start preparing support for our neighbors most impacted by policing and displacement. 1/5

being offline was great but now I can’t remember how to shit post so for now I will simply post photos of my tits

a real handful (with some last minute availability this week!)

went birding today and was greeted by these horny little demons 🐣

good morning from me and my love lies bleeding poster 😇

main occupation: lying naked in a sunbeam ☀️

need someone to grab my ass asap pls apply within

embarrassed to say that i have lived my entire life thinking Jesus Christ Superstar was a comedy

playing bg3 and trying my hardest to seduce astarion and let me tell you… it is Not Working :((((

lens flare over my pussy so you know I’m artistic 🫡

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UPDATE:: I got more frogs 😭😭😭

I have created a Vancouver BC Starter Pack so you can follow all your favorite cuties. ✨ Let me know if you would like to be included. go.bsky.app/4it4Poo

Toronto, I will available for kisses from March 2-5, outcall + longer bookings prioritized. xx

i am mostly offline at the moment, but i am taking select bookings! best way to get me to respond is a funny or thoughtful email :) or letting me kiss your wife

another weekend spend running around pac rim like a feral gremlin! 😈

the helicopter pilot kept saying "i can't believe this is my job!!"... me too buddy 🥲

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

i'm home from an extremely sexy adventure and i'm taking bookings for the end of september! who wants to kiss 🥰

committed to one bag travel... but also going to fancy restaurants... love to walk in to first class with my designer handbag AND hiking backpack... the duality of woman...

need an occasion to wear this outside >:)

hello i got suspended on the other place for talking about my fig stealing ways... i will atone for my crimes here... i am NOT sorry

one perk of having long term regulars is getting to gossip with them about their lives... i want the workplace scandal, the garden project update and any adjacent drama before we fuck each other's brains out please !!!!

You ever have sex so good you get bashful after?🤭🥰

notorious shirt thief caught in the act (come and take it off me?)

thanks for such a warm welcome back 🥰 the beginning of may is spoken for but i have availability may 12 - 18 for new lovers - my books are officially open! come celebrate my birthday with me? 😈

well behaved house cat (mostly)

girls want two things: cash and also your library card number so i can listen to unlimited free audiobooks

There’s something so classic about nighttime outcalls to hotels. I have the whole day to get ready, then the thrill of being incognito. I feel like I’m in a movie.

booking a new photoshoot, getting my ad up and running... spring is here and i am BACK BABY! 🥰😈

I can make my hands fit in small spaces. It’s a talent. Don’t believe me?

waiting for you... (in my trademark lingerie and socks)

is there anybody out there 🥺 hewoo?? hEWOO??