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I am back from my break and I hope you’re ready! 💙

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We celebrated my return with A5 Wagyu. This was so perfect! 🤤❤️

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Scheduled a newsletter for today at 5PM PST. 🌸

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Your morning view

Waiting for you to step out of the shower like:

First post. Hello! 😇

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I won’t lie… knowing some of you are already planning for my return is a bit of a turn on. Patience has its rewards. 😉

The great part about being on hiatus is that I can finish a book in 2 days.

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I will be unavailable from in person appointments but my fan page will be updated regularly 🤍

Little check in to say that my hiatus is going well. Been reading books, working on a 1500 pieces puzzles and started playing Avatar on Xbox. Loving the slower pace while I still recover from surgery. 🥰💕

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It’s snowing today for the first time this year in Vancouver 😍