[OOC] BROOOOO JUCY ATE IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT

[The Prime hasn’t slept much the past few days. Ever since his friends agreed to storming the Institute, he had made it his priority to plan it at least a little bit.

[Anyone currently in the safehouse can hear Soundwave’s speakers grumbling, similar to a very angry cat.] [Fuck you Dogshit.]

[From: Rodimus Prime; To: Blitzwing, Goofball and Optimus Prime # tag(s): Stupid Idea, Offline type slag] AYO FELLAS!!!! I... I really need your help. I want to take back control and put an end to the Institute and offline Iridescent for real this time!!!! Probably won't come back from this.

[OOC] absolute cinema !!!

Speaking of kids. It's hard taking care of em!!! They need energin like..... a lotta times and I can't get enough recharge.... I didn't know I could have opticbags....

I did a lot of slag in my life and wasted my time with so much BUT NOT ANYMORE 🔥🔥🔥 I GOT A PLAN AND I WILL FINALLY DO SOMETHING WITH MYSELF!!! 🗣️🗣️ But I will miss the kids...

Good evening, Night Riders! We are broadcasting live this Friday night with good company, good tunes, and an update on our little project! Stay tuned for a special announcement from me and my new station manager “Estella~!” Until then, let’s kick this off! open.spotify.com/track/0VjIjW...

happy thanksgiving!

Wine Vodka Homosex 2026 HERE I COME 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥🔥🔥

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 STRIKA MARRIED A HEROOOOOOOOOO

I gave birth while high and drunk last night. AND I FOUND A BLOB?!?!!?!?!?! THIS IS SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OK guys. I was away getting high and drunk with friends... YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

[Packing up a lot of booze, Rodimus transformed and is driving towards the coordinates. Should he have given the Con's coordinates to someone? Probably. Why didn't he do it? Simple! Getting high and drunk was his priority. He spend most of his days locked inside of his room with no contact to

I was out drinking and then grandpa over here was having a moment?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Is Ratchet OK???? WHAT IN THE PITS HAPPENED????

@rodimustheprime.bsky.social I think he counts, hes the only one that seems knows how to have fun on the opposite side. Also totally vibe with his paint job, pretty.

I think this would be mine!!!!

I fell asleep....

I think my third optic has opened. You think I can drink human high-grade like Vodka or Whiskey????

I'm gonna read this fuck ass book!!!!!

Why do books have like 200ish+ pages???? I barely get through one....

Good morning/evening/day/night everyone! ‼️BLOCK ULTRA/PHARMA/ANDY AND SWINDLE/DRIFT/VEGA ‼️ MORE INFORMATION IN THE COMMENTS! But we are dealing with MANIPULATION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT and being a overall BITCH.

[OOC] Going forward, I will retcon that Rodimus was the son of Pharma completely, as I am absolutely not comfortable with that lore on him anymore. Rodi is still a Destron / Warframe, but his creator will be someone else or I will cook up something completely new.

MY OTHER ME GAINED SELF-AWARENESS AND THE FIRST AND ONLY THING HE DID WAS WRITE PUSSY MY MAN MY MAN

u stink bro

Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies... I just get so passionate about feminism.

I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON THE OTHER SIDE

I wanna take this Bot with us back to our universe

Pussy

I got self-awareness and I can post so much slag until the original owner comes back.....

[Rodimus drove down the road and speed to the location Shockwave gave him. Once there, he transformed into root mode and walked up to the bigger mech and nuzzles against him.] Master! [He looks around the hideout and sometimes picks up random things.] @spymastershockwave.bsky.social

Where the fuck am I???? Shockwave is just as confused as I am. MEANING: THIS IS NOT GOOD WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

You could have tried better, really.

𝙃𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙃𝙀𝙃 (◣␣̍◢)

Found something in my subspace????? WHAAAAAAT??? I DONT REMEMBER HAVING THIS??????

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Sparked Carriers: Please remember to keep your tanks full and stay out of the way of danger. Stress levels can inhibit the sparks' growth. Being around the sire can help alleviate stress levels, as can being in a safe environment. Your next checkup date has been sent to you. See you all soon. -🍏

**Rodimus has blocked you**

[OOC: This is fake! I did it one some random ass website for this rp.] Hah... uh... UPPS. I'M ON TV THOUGH!!!!!!!!

Morning sickness is fragging aft. I purge, and I still feel nauseous. PLUS, I FEEL BLOATED AS FRAG. I WANNA POP LIKE A BALLOON!!!!

If I ever forget who I am, I hope I remember the stars. The one who steadied my hands. The one who taught me to keep fighting. The one whose fire lit my way through the dark. I think… that’s what love feels like. Not a single spark—but a constellation of them. Of us.

“If it’s on your mind, it’s meant to be spoken.” deaddrifter.straw.page

|𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝| @rodimustheprime.bsky.social [𝙱𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚣𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚠 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕.. 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚍𝚍. 𝙰𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛- 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍𝚜. 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜.. 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎?- -

GODDAMNIT RODIMUS, YOUR DRINK ADDICTION MAKE YOU THE DEVIL OF CHAOS ITSELF YOU KNOW

I can almost taste it.