Incredible performance by Texas, outstanding three phase football, I would rather chew aluminum foil than watch them in the playoff, congrats to them

During the 2019 LSU season I kept thinking “which of these people is actually a future superstar and which only looks like one because they’re playing alongside future NFL superstars” and it turns out all the players actually WERE superstars anyway this is a post about Joe Brady

the broncos propaganda this offseason is some of the more nonsensical shit i ever seen 1) the chargers are probably better, and 2) i’d take mahomes reid spags and 52 high schoolers over either of those teams

if you pick anybody but the chiefs to win the AFC west you're an absolute rube

Call Your Ex FC

this is the worst case scenario man

this shit means something to me

I’m buying the Oblivion Remaster on PS5 for Rini too because there’s a zero percent chance of me giving up the Xbox for even a single solitary second LMFAO

oblivion remastered has me honking like a fucking goose and i won't apologize for that

is this a fucking joke

It appears the going rate for "we can put you on the field for tactical purposes at the WR position and it's not an outright embarrassment to the franchise" is right around $10 million

How many Dalton Kincaids do the Bills need???

other app is cooked?

urinal rules should apply when choosing a rack at the gym

hard to overstate how biblically apocalyptic the weather in boston has been for the past 48 hours

been playing a lot of new vegas lately and it’s astonishing how much i prefer this game to fallout 3

let mikko rantanen go to the opps and overpay for 57 year old JT miller, i have decided to pray on the rangers’ downfall

imma need the rangers to bite the bullet and keep dolan occupied a little longer until the knicks have this whole “team defense” thing figured out

just tried baja blast for the first time and this shit stinks. i’m devastated

do i sleep on my red eye home or do i down a monster at 10:30 PT and watch the last 2 lord of the rings movies

pacific time is crazy man like wdym the knicks play at 4 in the afternoon on a wednesday

every time i go to in n out i’m dumbstruck by how bad the fries are

flight to SFO has TV screens and my entire row is empty, we are LIVING

the win probability chart of the average bills loss looks like a topographical map of nepal

"Jacob Trouba, Duck" has been said so many times before but never in this way

bringing this one over

it makes me physically ill when i line up a crowded jaywalking sequence perfectly and then a driver stops in the middle of the road bc they think they're gonna hit me

i’m fully convinced anyone who says fall is the best season is only counting through october, this shit is disgusting and we have another month of it to go

i for one would love to be the GM of a cursed franchise with a meddling owner, aging roster without a QB under 35, looming cap hell, and missing day 2 picks each of the next two drafts

anyone who believed even for a second that the jets might win this game is beyond saving

ahmad gardner just fortnite cassius vaughn 💔

after five (5) months of having natural hair it has dawned on me that i don’t need to keep using color protection shampoo and conditioner

are we leaving hate on the other app or can i talk about matt patricia on here

halloween people need to annex november, i can’t do two months of this

Can we collectively agree to ignore the people who nuked the Twitter experience that are coming over here because they feel left out?

on god mozz sticks might be the GOAT appetizer if they could stay warm and soft for more than 20 minutes