why is it everyone's birthday today

reckon the ancient aztecs would have fucking loved monster munch

these are the things old frog says to u at midnight

should be a wrestling move called the bronze age collapse

Muppet dune 2

idea for a movie called The Invention Of Fighting, where Jason Statham plays the first person to come up with the idea of punching

my daughter made a big announcement this morning that she's saving up to buy a gorilla, wishing her luck

just listening to this and realising I managed to threaten to doctor moreau my cohost into a sealion within 60 seconds of starting the recording, but in fairness I did so quite affably

first proper episode of total playtime is up!

"i don't want to make it look like i'm unhealthily into gallium" says the man talking about doing gallium shots

Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Whoa, we’re halfway there Zeno’s Karaoke

how much metal do u reckon u could put in a breakfast cereal and it still be nice/non-toxic?

idea for a wrestling themed horror film called The Violence of the Slams

Please begin hammering the replies here with requests for different fish u want me to discuss on tonight's recording, let's kick the wheels off this beautiful bus. (also please join our patreon, it's the first time I've been on one and I'm excited)

I'm back on a new games podcast, and I'm really enjoying it. I also really like the nightmarish font choice for the logo, it's extremely visceral. Give us a listen xx

🎵Fighting a pig with a trident🎵 🎵Battling a walrus with a spade🎵 🎵Duelling a chimp with a luger🎵 🎵Watch out he's got a grenade! (oh, shit!)🎵 (1/2)

Paging @franzanth.bsky.social or other crustaceous bsky - top and underside of a crab - can I use carapace and plastron as one would with a turtle? Or is it carapace and apron? Yes there is a crab in an upcoming book.

(nandor the relentless voice) I cannot slumber

🎶 he's the one they call doctor goose fat 🎶 🎶 he's gonna make you eat goose fat 🎶

owls going nuts at the Tower tonight

thinking about constructing a smelter... I desire ingots...

Omens are clear. Take a moment in a peaceful spot to rest and prepare. Arm yourself, then strike out with purpose and will. Meet any opposition head on, it has been crushed before and can be again.

developing a method of reading litter for omens

dreamed I was watching a bootleg version of spider man where every time the camera cut to spider man he was larger and more morose

dreamed that the show breaking bad was called "waltered states"

Bit of a treat for u today; try singing the words "horrible scurrying hands" to the BBC Radio 2 ident jingle

Modern retelling of christmas carol where each of the ghosts just gives scrooge the idea for an app

Solo karaoke treat: singing "bad medicine" by bon jovi but replacing the title lyrics with "mad elephants"

Astromancy but it's location of London fried chicken shops. Morley's: The Archer Depicts a bowman caught just after the moment of release. Meanings: Uncertainty, Hope, Release

Kind of forgotten how to post so just, like, imagine a ton of wolves bursting out of a fridge or something for now and we'll get there together ok

I have returned