“When I first heard they’d found a cure for dyslexia, it was like music to my arse.” —source unknown

...All this because of Horse Jizz

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist

Oh…

Fuck the Nazi Trump. Never wanted to go there anyway.

Hey @migueldelaney.bsky.social How about you and your colleagues starting a campaign to cancel the World Cup in the USA and play it somewhere else in protest at this horror show?

Look, you can have low taxation or you can have functioning public services. You can't have both. Lots of people, including the UK government, seem to have forgotten this fact. Taxation isn't theft. It's the foundation of society.

Did I say what a great player Zirkzee is? 😆

Go on, be brave, shock us all.

I hate these early kick offs; just getting it out there🫣

Nelson's Victory crew included a Brazilian and a Russian, 2 Indians, 2 Swiss, 2 Portuguese, 3 Danes and 3 Norwegian sailors. There were 3 Germans, 4 Italians, 6 Swedes, 7 Dutchmen, 9 West Indians and an African, as well as 21 Americans, 63 Irish, 64 Scots, 441 English.... oh, and 3 French men, too.

Frankly, I’m surprised Oliver didn’t give a free kick to Liverpool for that foul by Van Dijk on McAllister!

Never in doubt, genius selections by Amorim 😎

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Is it over yet?

Our health and social care sector is built on the hard work and rich diversity of its workforce. The CSP has joined forces with health unions to condemn the rise in anti-migrant rhetoric and reaffirm support for international colleagues working across the UK’s health and social care system.

I’ve lived in the UK for 20+ years. Proud immigrant, proud health professional. Anti-migrant rhetoric hurts — but compassion and care unite us. Thank you to all international colleagues who keep showing up every day. 💙 #CSP #Solidarity #equality #kindness

Nice to hear an old classic run out yesterday, ‘Who’s that twat from Argentina’ made me smile in the biblical deluge.

I’d bring Rashford on.

This is my flag.

Starmer: Leaving ECHR puts UK ‘on par with Russia and Belarus’ The prime minister has defended the human rights convention, saying it underpinned international trade and security deals as well as the Good Friday agreement 👏 www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

@agwa99.bsky.social if you’re looking for a good time in the jewel of the North West big boy?

So, you’re telling me selling your best players can be a good thing? 🤔

Toney?

Dear TNT, It was an own goal. Thanks

Leeds University SMUG Cadaveric Ultrasound guided injection course tutor team in the house ☠️

Bosses of England hospitals that spend too much or treat too few will not get pay rise. Populist claptrap, not real analysis. NHS lacks capacity, staff. Discharging patients prematurely and subsequent readmission boosts treatment stats but is dangerous and achieves nothing. Fund the NHS.

A friend sent me this ahead of tomorrow's May Day march. #protest #may3rd #may1st #mayday

Damp. Squib. These pre-season friendlies are so dull aren’t they?

And, relax…

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Badenoch is truly awful isn’t she?

Sometimes I feel the need to explain or offer background to my art but in this instance I think it speaks quite, quite clearly for itself…..

It’s going to be a long four years.

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Bah ha ha ha….!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Who did this? 👇🏼

Onana is a liability isn’t he?

Come on @bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app Bring back Viz! @vizcomic.bsky.social

Fantastic piece in @thecsp.bsky.social #Frontline by our brilliant #PhysioApprentice Holly Anderson- Holly and Blackpool Teaching Hospitals Trust are still on the other site. Shame, I’ll celebrate Holly’s success over here- well done Holly 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

How do you get rid of all this NFL nonsense?

You can’t beat a last minute winner and lads swinging haymakers and climbing into private boxes full of away supporters- best atmosphere in ages 😬

Here @bonobobananas.bsky.social @agwa99.bsky.social 👋🏻