One of the great photos in human history. So it goes.

Your annual reminder that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. My main reasons: — There are no real Christmas themes in the movie. — It could take place anytime of year and the plot wouldn’t have been any different. A Christmas Story, for example, is centered around Ralphie’s gift.

If you starve a tumor of oxygen, it will eventually die. Block him. Block his followers. Fling them into the Phantom Zone. Let them scream into the void

I'm thankful for big booties. If you got a big booty, I thank you