Addie's Obituary, nah, it's @chastityposting.bsky.social now.

Whoever invented candles with 2 wicks needs to be stopped. 1? Makes sense, obvious option. 3? Works good, effective. 2? AWFUL.

I'll never forgive generative a.i Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me I miss being able to trust art.

Trans community is so sweet and I love them but for the love of god you're not going to meet your spouse on the internet stop acting like your 2 week fling is the pinnacle of intimacy

Bored of Inktober? Let me propose an alternative. Stinktober. There are no prompts, all you have to do is draw a nasty liltle guy, just a devious, gross little bastard every day of October. A dastardly, stinky little fella.

God you guys are so good at drawing porn I just want to look at it like fuck that's a good fucking drawing and then I catch myself like "wait that's a porn" and like and move on and repeat

You have not had nearly enough bodily fluids of external origin enter your anus, buddy.

My dad: recently separated, got into tarot cards. Do cis men do that of their own accord? Can't wait to meet his 20 year old girlfriend...

My friend accidentally typed "wlw" instead of "wow" and I had a heart attack

I'm like a prostitute but instead of sex I give really firm handshakes for 50 dollars

[Getting my blood drawn] you forgot to ask, but, I'm very sexually active

I love mushrooms - like, what are they? Funky lil dudes with a million genders who defy all categorisation, taste delicious, and sometimes kill you horribly? Amazing. I'm so on board. Tell me more.

Does anyone else feel like the word "polycule" outlived the words "polyamory" and "polyamorous" I feel like I know a lot of polyamorous people but not a lot who describe themselves as polyamorous anymore

What happens if you praise someone with a degradation kink? Do they just like, die?

I LOVE PIXEL ART

I swear to god Team Cherry could fuck your bitch and some of yall would say thank you, claiming it’s part of their grand design.

Everyone has a word that they HATE. HATE, HATE, HATE. Mine is "television". I don't know why, I've always hated it. The way it sounds, the way it feels to say. I just can't put my finger on it What word do you hate? I'm curious

I hate the word "laid" it sounds so not cute. Start saying "boinked" instead.

Big Employment doesn't want me to make out with hot nonbinaries for hours on end. Sigh. I'm thinking about becoming a communist. Thoughts?

dont envy just enby

You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis

The purest form of bonding is making jokes with your friends about your genitals and casually saying you have the ones you don't mutually knowing you're both lying but it makes you feel a little better about yourself

I love that the hollow knight community has universally settled on Hornet being a brooding dirtbag playboy lesbian

Omg doms scare me like wtf you want to do WHAT? That's so messed up!! And then I'm likje ohhh right I asked for that mb

You know what the best time to hornypost is? That's right, when you're not even remotely horny

I’m trying to give myself a forehead kiss in the mirror but that fucker won’t hold still

Coworker in the break room said it was "gross" that I drank the watery fish slop in the tin of kippers I was eating. Like, buddy, I paid for that watery fish slop.

You're talking mad shit for someone who doesn't own a dragon dildo

Accurate

My goodness where is my gender

Old stuff #dontstarve #art

Feel so pretty I'd bang myself

Everyone I know says that Francois is a gross old man name but I think it's a pretty drag queen name. Please someone back me up literally anyone I'll give you anything

👏VAMPIRES👏ARE👏INHERENTLY👏KINKY👏

Characters raised to be weapons: ★ Characters raised to be shields: ★★ Putting them in the same story and making them kiss: ★★★★★

Really hope the rapture is real or else I'm going to regret all the stuff I'm going to do under the assumption that the rapture is real

Noticing a lot of somno kink stuff on my feed, very very specific and I am not sure why that one specifically is coming up. But hi! Sleep well :)

apparently tomorrow!

Gooner: Sloppy, horny fool, controlled by libido Slut: Elegant, sophisticated, controls their libido

Oral sex is beautiful. Anyone can do it. Any gender, orientation, sub or dom, anyone can give head and anyone can receive it. That's deep, man. Damn.

Please before the rapture go blow as many aroallo people as you can

Heeey John Bluesky up there, it's me, Addie, you know me. Yeah. Yeah I just wanted to uh, let you know just in cas- oh no, no reason. No reason at all. Yeah I just wanted to tell you about how hot consent is. Yeah I just think- huh? Uh- no no, no reason at all.

Be your god. You are a god. Act like it. You are powerful. You rule yourself. You rule the world. Do everything.

Kicking feet in the air writing in sparkly pink diary 💞my bucket list 😄 - make out with someone with split tongue

Dream hookup scenario is rando calls you a homophobic slur, respond "yeah, you interested?" and they ARE.

My favorite position? Superposition

Ugh I had such a shitty stressful day out, I sure wish there was a way to lift my spirits. Oh wait, there is. YURI.