if u turned me down this is what u missed 😌🤪

what’s in a butt

Is it "duckface" or is it actually just "porndudeface"

it’s my birthday. you know the drill

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i’m alive and got a hair cut. also, money is very tight because the electric company is a legal monopoly and is trying to kill me so $risebot on cashapp, or buy my music at evanpattison.bandcamp.com if you are liquid and feeling kind lol

just found out what cait sith looks like in ff14 and i want to talk to the manager?????

please do this to me thanks

idk

merry xmas or whatever

Some of these engagement bait posts I see are so insane. A conventionally attractive, muscular man with a perfectly shaped beard going “would you date some with a scruffy beard 🥺”

me when i follow hot person: maybe they will see that i followed and decide that also i am hot to them and then they will follow me and DM me and we will start a whirlwind romance and

fresh cut plz ignore messy room

You REDy? 😜😈🥸

if you look like this DM me 🫠

evanpattison.bandcamp.com lol not a thirst trap but if you like game music maybe give mine a listen and throw me a few bucks

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i am unsettled by guys who live alone in very neat apartments and i’m clearly their first hookup in a couple months and it seems like their lives are bland and flavorless and not at all queer. like who are you please go to an orgy loosen up buddy

house sitting

i’m stuffed