Gym and Pokopia is like 99% of my life atm

Gym and Pokopia is like 99% of my life atm

Reporting for Friday duty

Reporting for Friday duty

Not posted anything in 2026, I’m bad 🥲

Missed another fcf, I hate this flu 🤧

Got the super flu after NYE. Sick for a week, recovered mostly, dry cough stuck around. Thought I was 90% good, then today it came back with a vengeance. I’m so tired of starting 2026 sick 🥲

Was a busy boy in Mexico and didn’t take any new pics, so please accept this #fcf offering from a different angle 😈

A get well soon nude x

I’ve succumbed to the super flu. I need attention, food, nudes and get-well gifts 😩

Let’s play some games on this #fcf

Can we, as gay men, agree to stop being overeager? Nothing makes me less likely to want to meet than getting hit with “no? not interested?” when I don’t respond in 5 minutes.

Thread: start of year vs end of year. Nothing changed for me ha.

Bicep thread

I wasn’t kidding, in 2026 I am devoting more time to kink stuff and that includes a regular submissive boy. Or two 👀

Hosting “Bluesky’s Got Talent”, except the talent is how well you can service a dom. Starting auditions right now.

Shoutout to all you horny animals posting smut and browsing porn while shielding your phone at the family function.

Sundays should be Subdays. A day of worship for the religious, no reason why kinky boys shouldn’t worship on Sundays too.

Is there a submissive/chastity Bsky list out there? Asking for a friend. I am that friend.

If there’s one thing I hope for in 2026, it’s for UK gays to stop using the words “spunk”, “knob” and “shag” when talking about sex. Please, I beg.

Peeking out basketball shorts, waiting for you to dribble on it. #fcf

All I need is a locked up, obedient bottom, just ready to take my load whenever. Is that so much to ask?

Accidentally matching colours

My gaming PC just went kaput, the processor is dead. Rest in peace, little one 🥲

As far as alt accounts go, nothing gives me the ick faster than someone quoting their own post with a caption like “y’all really let this flop huh” when it didn’t get enough likes. Like I know ultimately we all want the validation from this, but cmon now…

Note to self: don’t go commando to the gym

What’s the benefit of being in your 30s if you can still get spots on your face just as easily 🫠

Looks like an online sub I’ve had for a while is pulling out due to real life. Sad as I’ve spent a lot of time training him, but I guess that means there’s space for some lucky boy to take his place.

Is it just me who is deathly allergic to coming across as a horny straight man when interacting with women, especially at work? Met a girl at work who is on very 'my vibe' and I made it abundantly clear I am a homosexual asap

Who knew degrading willing subs would be the best way to relieve work stress.

Fat cock precum Friday?

Kinda wanna get one of those janitor key rings you can strap to your belt. Add a key for every locked sub under my control. Hear the keys jangle as I walk.

Truly forgot how utterly miserable gay X/Twitter is. Every single post and account is just shilling another OF.

A shocking lack of horny locked up subs in my DMs this locktober. You have a week left, what are we waiting for?

Locktober must be one of my favourite months as an enjoyer of locked boys.

Nothing helps relieve work stress quite like taking out my frustration on a sub boy. I’m happy, and they’re even happier.

What’s good this weekend for Manchester Pride?

The brain rot is getting so bad. I’ve been off TikTok for years, but my brain is still overstimulated every second of every day through my phone. Humans were not meant to ALWAYS have something stimulating us. Like we’re all allergic to being even a little bored.

Haven't forgotten about this btw, just got sucked into Old School Runescape for the time being 😅

Hope y’all appreciate the fact I turn on a VPN just to be able to look at your butts since the UK govt thinks they’re too dangerous for me to see. And I think they’re right, just in a completely different way than they mean 👀

Well, Bluesky is now officially also enforcing the insane new UK law and I have to verify my age with an ID if I wanna see anything NSFW. Or use a VPN. But I really don’t wanna be on VPN on my phone 24/7 😩

Monthly post to Bsky while my ADHD is in hyperfixation mode - anyone interested in a games-focus, semi-SFW Discord server for Bsky mutuals? By semi-SFW I mean, NSFW allowed within reason, but without a huge focus on horny stuff and porn, since Bsky does that. But more for socialising and gaming.

Always wonder what goes through the heads of guys who blatantly edit their pics to make them look way bigger and muscular. What happens in person? I already feel weird posting pics right after the gym, coz that’s not how I look on a day I haven’t exercised.

I see more and more gays cutting off the mullet. The world is healing

One of my favourite things on pre-trash Twitter was viewing my mutual’s likes, seeing all the hot people they were liking. Great way to find new people to follow… and some spank bank material. REALLY happy I can do that again on Bluesky 🫡

On that note, feels appropriate to do a refresh on this list - ping me if you want to be added! bsky.app/profile/did:...

Me and my On Repeat. Clearly a lie, I’ve been playing NOTHING but Sleep Token for a month now.