Did orcas start the fire?

Effin birds.

They also shouldn’t shoot unarmed non-U.S. citizens.

Happy New Year from my #lemonpig and me. The penny in its mouth is from 2004 - a better year than this one.

Ruin two bands by combining them Megadeth Cab for Cutie

This heartless loser cheered on ICE at the Home Depot, insisting, “They’re stealing our jobs!” Who in Long Beach could this model citizen be? BlueSky, would you happen to know? 🙃

Whose stack?

Near a window.

Now he’s starting wars so he can end them.

“Werewolves of London”

I think the kids call it “the ick.”

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Must be that British deadpan wit he imported along with stuffy sartorial standards and the spelling of “recognise.”

Yay, six-day speed pass!

Americans better fall in love with tofu.

Of course it’s the one that makes Viagra.

Canada doesn’t know her.

Cackhanded as in “kakistocracy.”

Dumbest anything speech of all time

Looks kinda popular to me.

Great Big Sea did it faster.

I’m a Palladium stan #ottawa

Yes We Can!

Vitiligo?

I have a tip: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Waiting for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in on Zelenskyy’s suit.

“Yay, we’re dinosaurs! And we’re gonna keep burning dinosaurs!”

Read it as “crapping.”

I wish I never learned to read

What defending a pedophile sounds like.

*a* trip.

Sorry we’re not a teenage girl.

@ianhanomansing.bsky.social how is the Coldplay story worthy of a Canadian call-in show (first segment, no less)?

Is Eric screwing in the tiny screws?

Dear RCMP, We have an illegal American felon in our country. Please arrest and jail. I want to thank you for your attention into this matter. 🇨🇦

If they start putting up tents, fine them.

“Excess pediatric firearm deaths” implies that there is an optimum number of pediatric firearm deaths.

Stop giving Danielle Smith ideas!

Wait till they hear about convicted felon POTUS…

@cbcradiocanada.bsky.social you may want to look into this deepfake Adrienne Arsenault ad.

Get into the sea, then.

Meaning 15% survive being technically dead!

Pardon alert!

Worst Avril Lavigne lyrics ever.