* i'm weirdly itchy...

// knight kris commands all the ralseis to tell everyone to FUCK OFF !!!!!!!

[nc] * We are the Ralseis! We like Knight Kris!

[ALL THE RALSEIS COMING OUT TO FAWN OVER KNIGHT KRIS. OKAY]

* ouh...

[ * he's just going to ... vibe, he's decided! ] [ * tea party. ]

🙂‍↕️...

( ... it's kind of cute... )

* . . . 💦 . . . * maybe not by myself. * um... * someone else can... handle it! ^^;;

how do i have 200 followers ive done NOTHING???...//

* remember to stay hydrated! drinking water is important to a healthy mind! [ * dog side eye ]

* prophecy forbid it couldn't wait until i finished the cake

hey guys what's going o-

* truthnuke !

mfw there's a hint of kralsei at the function//

* um! let me try ...

* how do they do that thing so quickly?...

grahhhh i forgot how to ralsei it up...//

[ * sitting by his lonesome. he doesn't seem too bothered by it. ] [ * well... maybe a little bit. ]

* yuri lowenthal

* @princefromthedark.bsky.social * 40 HP. It's a distinguished taste.

* yeah, well, he's also royalty! [ * these two, man... ]

* s-susieville?! gwah-!! [ * wiggling around under her noogie!! ] * that sounds- * like a- * wonderful place! 𖦹⭒°｡⋆

[ * he remembers drinking a lot of tea, several years ago ... ] [ * ralsei sips on coffee today. ]

[ * he absolutely wasn't thinking about that. ] [ * bead of sweat slowly rolling down his cheek as he struggled to maintain his look of confidence. ] * yes. * exactly that ...

* heh, good luck... * my lawyer is a spade, and you know what they say about spades...

* where are we going ?!

[ * ralsei loaf ]

* yes, and he's very good at his job.

* ah... * and we've... never met? ( Weird ... )

* not my lawyer, then! * i don't know any wolves.

* hmm... * is one of those lawyers a spade, perchance?

* how do you... * know about that? * . . .

* you can mind my intrusion, you know! * you're kind of... * your own person? ( Sort of ... ) * with no legal binding? to me?...

[ * he looks slightly bothered. ] * um. if you say so. * it's still nice to see you though, regardless! [ * closing his eyes with a tired smile. ]

* um... * is that.. a bad thing?

* hi ! hope you don't mind my intrusion...

i see so many ralseis and i go ouhhh self doubt.... Avoids this account cutely...//

i miss when my ralsei writing felt natural 💔 need to get back into it dang itt//

* oh! it appears i have shown up at a bad time! * ... * um. free hugs, maybe?...

* it's the same thing...

* dark world flowers are certainly special! * i think they favor lancer... who likes to osmosis his milk. * maybe they blossomed out of love! it's... * it's certainly a thing. * don't worry, these flowers are very tolerant!

* hehe... make sure you put them in a vase and water them..! * um. or give them milk...? they like milk.

* eh? * well, um... do you still want them? * yours are green and yellow!

* um. there's a lot of new friends around, so...! * i made a bouquet for everyone!

* what's goin' on?