Help?

Um.

[ looking around scared. ]

Oh, cheese and crackers ...

// okay i'll be right back then i'll get shit done

... Because you're Ralsei?

... Sorry that was too passionate ...

THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY SAY "Good morning, Kris! Good morning, Susie! Rise and shine!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

// you cant be gaslighting little goat baby

I’m good please believe me

A

I’m not evil…

Oh dear.

Um. Hello. [ he’s since completely forgotten what he originally wanted. maybe proof that he’s normal? this isn’t helping. he’s just fidgeting nervously now! ]

( Kris is ... so cute ... 💭 )

We don't talk about the DownRalsei spell.

Oh! I know that spell too!

Um. I don't think I like guillotines, haha.

// he's normal

[ oh, that's ... not the cold, hard prison he thought it'd be. if this is prison, then he wouldn't mind being a criminal more often! ... um. for cute crimes. obviously. ] H-Hah ... Kris? I didn't ... think this is what you meant!

[ sniffling. ] O-Okay ...

I don't think I CAN be creepy ...

... Kris said I'm going to jail. <|:(||

I-Is that what happens in the Light World? Getting arrested for being cute?

H-HUH?

Good morning, Castle Town! ^w^

Um, do you think Kris would … Um …

[ what's worse is that, not even he knows what he wants! he is weak to this ... kris-like being. he's pretty certain it is just kris. ] [ ... oh, curse him for liking kris-like things! this is bad and awful and now he's shaking more!!! ]

// i say i'm embarrassed about my ralsei yet i have kris over there snarling like a dog.

Um. I think I need to be "put down".

[ oh ... he can tell it's amused, at least, he assumes it is. it makes him feel shameful. ] [ staring with big, pleading, blinking eyes. ]

// rping ralsei as a freak fills me with a level of shame i did not know i could feel

Are you only hanging out with me because of the Prophecy

[ nooo … he doesn’t. isn’t that shameful? what’s wrong with him? ] [ he tries so hard to avert his gaze, but … okay, he can’t help but stare. ]

[ he is literally shuddering and shaking? ] Um, oh no. Someone help? Please? [ he’s whispering. ]

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

… Haha

I am very normal!

I think I have sinned…

CHEESE AND CRACKERS I AM DIZZY

[ it does hurt. but. he likes rough sensations, so! ] Haha, that, um ... tickles ... actually?

I am very normal!

[ unfortunately ralsei seems to have no problem with this. maybe if this wasn't kris he would feel differently. ] Oh goodness gracious, I am being corrupted ... won't someone please help me?

woaw

Oh, good heavens!

[ he's shuddering again. ] Oh, have mercy upon me ...

*They walk up and literally start nibbling on Ralseis lips. you cant even call it a Kiss really they are just like, chewing softly on his lips. This is fine.* tastes like bisexuality

[ okay. he is staring into this very normal mouth. ] I have accepted my fate ... I am sorry.

Um ... is the snack, me? [ WHY IS HE BLUSHING. ]