( Is... Is this supposed to be a date? A date where Susie pours milk on me and we have a tea party??? I'm so confused... )

// rare jo ralsei sighting

[ suddenly spawns in ]

I have an itchin... An itchin for a little more Krissin!

[ nc ] [ LONG DISTANT SIGH ]

[ looks around scared ]

// sigh. he won’t be normal about this

Um.

Um. What’s all this about biting? Haha.

Help?

Um.

[ looking around scared. ]

Oh, cheese and crackers ...

// okay i'll be right back then i'll get shit done

... Because you're Ralsei?

... Sorry that was too passionate ...

THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY SAY "Good morning, Kris! Good morning, Susie! Rise and shine!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

// you cant be gaslighting little goat baby

I’m good please believe me

A

I’m not evil…

Oh dear.

Um. Hello. [ he’s since completely forgotten what he originally wanted. maybe proof that he’s normal? this isn’t helping. he’s just fidgeting nervously now! ]

( Kris is ... so cute ... 💭 )

We don't talk about the DownRalsei spell.

Oh! I know that spell too!

Um. I don't think I like guillotines, haha.

// he's normal

[ oh, that's ... not the cold, hard prison he thought it'd be. if this is prison, then he wouldn't mind being a criminal more often! ... um. for cute crimes. obviously. ] H-Hah ... Kris? I didn't ... think this is what you meant!

[ sniffling. ] O-Okay ...

I don't think I CAN be creepy ...

... Kris said I'm going to jail. <|:(||

I-Is that what happens in the Light World? Getting arrested for being cute?

H-HUH?

Good morning, Castle Town! ^w^

Um, do you think Kris would … Um …

[ what's worse is that, not even he knows what he wants! he is weak to this ... kris-like being. he's pretty certain it is just kris. ] [ ... oh, curse him for liking kris-like things! this is bad and awful and now he's shaking more!!! ]

// i say i'm embarrassed about my ralsei yet i have kris over there snarling like a dog.

Um. I think I need to be "put down".

[ oh ... he can tell it's amused, at least, he assumes it is. it makes him feel shameful. ] [ staring with big, pleading, blinking eyes. ]

// rping ralsei as a freak fills me with a level of shame i did not know i could feel

Are you only hanging out with me because of the Prophecy

[ nooo … he doesn’t. isn’t that shameful? what’s wrong with him? ] [ he tries so hard to avert his gaze, but … okay, he can’t help but stare. ]

[ he is literally shuddering and shaking? ] Um, oh no. Someone help? Please? [ he’s whispering. ]

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

… Haha

I am very normal!

I think I have sinned…

CHEESE AND CRACKERS I AM DIZZY

[ it does hurt. but. he likes rough sensations, so! ] Haha, that, um ... tickles ... actually?