Project 2029: We turn all of Trump’s golf courses into low income housing.

Donald J. Trump.. the J stands for Jeffery Epstein.

MAGA takes over and God is trying to flood the Earth again apparently.

I’m becoming very anti anti woke. It’s just becoming annoying at this point. We’ve always had “woke”, what we didn’t have was little bitches crying about it.

Someone prove this wrong.

Can it all be over now? I really don’t want to watch what we mostly all know is about to happen.

Trump is basically telling the rest of the country - “If I don’t like you I can send to a foreign country and there’s no one who can stop me.” SCOTUS has no power. The court did this to themselves. So far El Salvador won’t take women. I guess we go to Gitmo.

Today should be a national holiday. It’s the day the South LOST the Civil War.

THEY ARE MAKING THE MICE WOKE!

If only we had Diddy to Rock the Vote in 2024 we wouldn’t be in this mess.

Why do I just randomly want boxed Mac & Cheese?

@jessemills77.bsky.social sorry man. I forget about this app.

Do we have a name for someone hired because they aren’t “DEI”? Would it be a Trump hire? A Nazi hire? We need a good derogatory name for this.

What if Donald Trump’s face is actually dark red because he’s Satan, but it looks orange from him powdering it.

I hope the next President of the United States changes the name of the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of Poopypants McGee.

Deport Elon Musk Now!

#3E #USProtests bsky.app/profile/gxld...

bIDeN iS gOiNg To StArT WwIiI

People do not understand.. you have rights and freedoms under the Government, not corporations. If the government is gone, you have no rights or freedoms. 🤦

Why aren’t we talking more about Trump’s Coke use?

Donald Trump doing the international sign of “Let’s Do Coke” on Inauguration Day.

Trump doing the international sign for “let’s do coke” at his inauguration.

Might be obsessed.

god its only been two weeks

I’m sorry.. I’m new to Doechii.. but she’s kind of amazing. Love it.

Tarlov vs. Trump Trump thinks he's going to deport 30,000 migrants to Guantanamo Bay. Jessica Tarlov mentioned on "The Five," why it might not work out.

"It seems like virtually every sector of the American economy" -- Fox News has put together a scrolling list of the "goods affected by Trump tariffs" 😬

SUPPORT D E I, OR D I E!

If Donald Trump takes over Mexico.. where are we going to send the Mexican immigrants to when they are then United States citizens.

Satan so hated the world that he sent his only son, Donald Trump, to destroy it.

Wouldn’t ELON MUSK be considered an DEI hire?

Doc and Marty need to go back and fix whatever Biff did to this timeline.

Can the President please give an example of a non-DEI hire.

Can you imagine having such a small dick you have to sign a whole executive order blaming a plane crash you were responsible for on brown people in a predominately white profession? Me either, I have a fucking brain.

Oh no.

Father Calvin Robinson throwing a Nazi salute at a pro-life summit.

95% of Nazis in Germany were Christian. Hope that helps.

If we could somehow turn immigrants into an unwanted fetus.

How do I call ICE on Rafael (Ted) Cruz?

Things are going well, and I’m content with life.

If only Kamala had more people with big flags waving her face on douche bag trucks, she could have won. So close.

I was in a church one time and saw a sign in the kitchen saying "This is a nut free space." I commented to the pastor, "I've been to a lot of churches and this statement seems unlikely to be true." I thought I might be in trouble but he laughed harder than I would have expected.

Dear Apple Gods, At the end of the year, can you give me a list of all my spelling and grammar mistakes so I can be better in the following year. Thabnk you.

if you're "missing 100 of the shots you don't take" you might be an alcoholic

How is today not Tuesday?

Ugh. Time to start going on to every music video on YouTube and commenting “Who’s here in 2025?”

Our best wishes are with every fox out there today trying to escape the hunts. And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks