wedding stew 🍲

I drew myself. Total colour count, including background & border, is only 10 colours. Originally this was used to mock up a #GBA game screenshot, so I was trying to use less than 16 colours. #Pixelart #Tako

Fanart I made for @/Graylure's birthday. Specs: -4 Colour Pallette (GameBoy) -260x140px Canvas (GameBoy Advance) #Pixelart #GB #GBA

Million Dollar Idea, a bottle of Super Glue BUT: - It can be used more than once without sealing itself forever - It is larger than the size of half of your thumb - It's easier to apply than the current method of trying to squeeze water from a stone

I love nature that's untouched by humans, but there's also something really neat about going outside and finding little traces of a good time... poetic graffiti, someone's lost sock, a tiny fire pit hastily constructed using some rocks, etc

If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

Streamers be like: “I hate customer service jobs” *streams*

“How can we reuse the output of-“ We store it in a variable. “✅”

Holy shit I just first-try won all 5 battles in the Triumphant Light SP Emblem Event 💀 #PTCGP #PokemonTCGPocket #Pokemon

Expand your fucking cultural zeitgeist

Nobody gobbles more cock than people who play Red Card for no reason

Forums ran so Reddit could crawl

You change Pokémon from Switch to Set for the challenge. I do it to skip the annoying text prompt. We are not the same.

I have the NASTIEST fucking SCUMBALL deck on Pokémon TCG Pocket rn Darkrai Greninja Druddigon Big Cape Rocky Helmet This shit so ass thank god no one else has caught onto to it yet. It’s been CLEARING the pvp tournament going on rn. Now, what will I call it?

Congratulations Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket on making the new trading cards feature into the biggest piece of dogshit possible. Trading is literally pointless, what is the use of trading these useless cards that nobody wants and being stuck with fullarts/ex cards you don’t want?

Green-haired Hatsune Miku is objectively better than Blue-haired Miku

What did Duolingo mean by this?

You do not get a “Thanks!” from me if: - You won - You stall for time to run the clock - Your Deck is super annoying to beat - You concede the game early instead of taking the Loss to the end You only get rewarded for: - Playing till the end of the Duel with a Loss

The only reason I even know the word “Cornucopia” is because I asked my mom what the thing in the Fruit of the Loom logo was when I was a child. Do not tell me that it has never been a part of the logo because it most definitely was

Brain Stew sounds so wrong without the Godzilla screams

Jungle Totem Celebi is about to be a **big** fucking problem in the meta. Worse than the Charizard lockout of last set

The Switch 2 leaks can be filtered by whether or not the USB-C port on the bottom is in the centre or not. Switch 2 will have an offset port, rather than having it in the centre.

Abababababab I didn’t know that was posted till now

Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no

Just opened a pack that both: - Spawned backwards - Had a bent corner and I didn’t get shit out of it. What a fucked up life

Pokémon TCG Pocket needs like a “Go Fuck Yourself” or a “KYS” button added. This “Thanks!” button ain’t cutting it

Nyacronomicon

Randomly got the Mr. Pickles theme song stuck in my head. I’ve only seen like 3 episodes of that show back when it first came out like 10 years ago, and I hated it. No idea why it just brainwormed me

I had a dream about Pokémon TCG Pocket. The next 3 packs to choose from were Deoxys, Zygarde, and Shiny Rayquaza

Sometimes winning a battle doesn’t even feel good cause of how fucking annoying the opponent’s deck was

Finally got the Gold-Place Emblem from Genetic Apex in Pokémon TCGP

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

People who run Moltres ex & Charizard ex make me say slurs. Get a goddamn life you fucking goobers

Charizard Moltres players are so fucking cringe

The coinflips in Pokemon TCGP are rigged. Restart your app as many times as you want during a flip, when you reflip it will always end the same.

Pokémon TCG Pockt Rant. The Pocket Battle Format is atrocious. The card limit going from 4 -> 2, deck limit going from 60 -> 20, the simplification of 6 prize cards to 3 k/o points, and the removal of energy as cards in the deck have sucked all the life, fun, and joy out of the card game.

Apparently decking out doesn’t make you lose in the new Pokémon TCGP Pocket app. So pissed rn, fought a 27 turn battle where I should have won, but lost instead because of this.

Got all the sizing errors fixed. Originally I never planned to have full-art cards, but while I was remaking all the card formats I decided to go ahead and create the layouts for full-arts as well, just in case 👌🏽

Just noticed all the cards in my cardgame are NOT the proper pixel ratio to print to 2.5in x 3.5in, gonna jump off a bridge brb

Already tired of this app. Everytime I switch between the app and website it says I need to log in and everytime tells me my password is wrong (it's not). So I have to "reset" my password, and every time I literally copy paste the password from a file. It's literally the same, stop logging me out

Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.

The passwords on here are awful, let us make our own damn passwords. The forced auto-generated ones are too weak and easily predictable

I made this game for Game Boy with my friends @fydo.bsky.social and @graylure.bsky.social ! Play for free online! Physical carts are available! ohnotomsutton.itch.io/fydos-magic-...

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