No drums/live-streaming tonight for me. Trying to heal my foot for recording this weekend. 3rd pedicure ever- my last, she dug into my nail bed not realizing it was scar tissue- ingrown toenail I had surgically fixed in my teens which is now ingrown. Big ass foot requires big ass solutions (cooler)

I loathe recruiters, they don’t read your resume and blame you for their illiteracy. Twit isn’t even knowledgeable enough to know if I’m qualified for the job.🙄

Cosplaying strong silent country for a few days. In reality more like a Drowning Mona gag reel juxtaposed with colombian telanovela interludes.

Day 3 shaky knees wishing I wasn’t wider than my towel

Dads at a music festival but the cargo shorts stayed home

Mountain weekend

New swimwear for the river

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Full of Sushi & Dumplings

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Felt thick on a thursday

Real talk: Whats your Krispy order?!

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Belated tummy Tuesday

Do you need your oyster shucked? #fatconkfriday @FontainesOysterHouse

The thickest of Thursdays. Desk belly

I just happened to get up to use the bathroom and opened a window to listen to the rain and the warning siren went off for a Tornado warning. Nothing touched down here in Decatur thankfully.

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I did squats yesterday for the first time in many years. I made the mistake of doing leg presses afterwards for the convenience of calf raises on the same machine. My apartment has 2 sets of stairs and ive almost fallen twice already. 😆

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Bearracuda party 01/26

Gonna start posting more here for friends that have left Meta: i respect your decision, i have not decided yet for myself.

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What is you want to be big and fat but also strong? This is 430lbs.

Testing fate with pop-up market chili at the EAV farmers market. God knows my GI tract has been molested by worse things that go bump in the night.

I like to make glaring direct eye contact in the gym while I’m doing hip thrusts to see if any freak flags pop off.

Was able to trek around for a bit before starting the workday yesterday. #snowday #atlanta It’s nice seeing it covering the ground also besides bar bathrooms in ATL. ❄️

Stay safe LA folks, make a plan, pack essentials.

Heres a few oldies and new flannel #cigar #cub #bear #tummytuesday January 2014

forgot to post filled flannel on friday. Holiday gains were waistwards for sure. #immobilemonday

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Feeling full from szechuan, formal #bellyrubs request while i finish the workday:

It’s the last tummy Tuesday of the year

5 Faves - 5 Tags Weather: Fall / Spring Bird: Between the index and ring. Cake: Lemon Cheese Layered Holiday: Homoween Movie: the Lost Boys Im gonna have to tag betches in comments idk your clever slutty handles by name.

Does a weight lifting belt ~ back brace? Thoughts on finishing off the FSA funds.

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12/23

"A little weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?"

A little late but it's Tummy Tuesday.

Black Leather Friday after filling and giving tanks.

Come on fam, there were signs.

Belated #tummytuesday

Me looking at all the MFs who can’t read, following me without personal content.