I wish it was easier to tell the difference between "this retraumatising event hurts somewhat, but I'm handling it well" and "this retraumatising event has not yet fully sunk in and the next x days are going to be SO much worse." Stupid non linear healing progress.

Happy summer solstice to those who celebrate ☀️

Had a great day being absolutely yipped out on the sofa chatting with some very corruptable boys 😈 For now, it's time for this foggy spreader of hedonism to head to bed. More curious boys out there who need a little daddy encouragement to indulge to talk to tomorrow! 😈

Vape pride! Dad has his rainbow tank in hand 🌈🏳️‍🌈👬 Dad says be who you are and a big fuck you to anyone who wants to tell you that your way of life isn't valid 🖕

Cloudy dad vibes today. Leo in the house this afternoon 😤 Who's gonna be a good boy for me today? 😏😈

Unsure which of us wants to share this at stupid o'clock in the morning, but here it is

Signing off for the night... Fat dad Leo's latest discovery: morphine puts me in a bad mood. I don't think it does that to Chris. Hopefully this inflammatory flare will calm soon and we won't need to use that shit anymore.

Your favorite cloudy vape demon dad is back! Where the good boys at tonight? 😏

Welcome to Apprentice King. Can I take your skill scan?

It's definitely a full edible kind of night...

Oh yeah! Blow me harder! 🥵

Enterprise boldly engaging or something, I donno I wasn't there at the time #Pixelart #Pixelorama #StarTrek

Playing Phasmophobia and snacking away on burgers 🐽😎

Hamwich... 🐷 That is all

Chrizzly's giant tum for Tuesday 🐷🐷🐷

I'm sure meteorologists are brilliant people... but someone should teach them to count to 10! 😅

The Chrizzly™️ is very hurty tonight. Plz send cuddles and Flintstones Chewable Morphine 🙏

King Chrizzle of Piggington!

Leo, the pupslut 😏

Leo chillin with the boyfriends Love you guys! @wallowhog.piggycule.uk @talkabouthuge.piggycule.uk

World needs more fuckin news like this!

Just blorpin out 🐷

Leo's stoned observation for the day... Names are weird. "What sound should I make to get your attention?"

Suddenly, I'm randomly missing a little seafood place in a food court in a Tallahassee mall that I went to a few times like 29 years ago...

Felt pretty 🥰

🎶And I know it might sound strange, let's go to Chrizzly-vape for a gay coil change! Gay coil change, gay coil change. Let's go to Chrizzly-vape for a gay coil change! 🎶 I change my vape coils every Friday, but because it's June and pride month, it's a GAY COIL CHANGE! 🎉🎉🎉

I'm sofa king stoinked on this weed oil from the clinic right now 🐷🐷🐷

The sad part is... this looks better than the effects house that did the actual film 😂

Have a bit of cloudy dad Leo on this fine Wednesday evenining 😏

Happy as a pig in mud

I was being haunted by a ghost so I gave it an exercism, and now it's just really buff...🤷‍♂️

Chris here And just like that, dissociation made a time traveller of me yet again. My last clear memory was dissociating during a meeting yesterday evening, ironically for the advisory panel for the dissociation centre 😅 Now it's just crossed into Wednesday morning

Your friendly neighborhood vape demon and corruptor Leo coming to you in stoned comfort under the fluffy poncho while I wait for a fattening dinner to arrive. Who's gonna get me my next order? 😈

The only reasonable thing to do when your work meetings all cancelled on you... Strip down, lean back, and enjoy yourself like a good hedonist pig 🐷🐷🐷

Again with the midnight headaches! Could be because we've been very switchy this past hour... But still... Ouch! 😭😭😭

Chrizzly, but freshly washed 🚿🧼

Your favorite fat Florida-dad vape demon Leo doing what he does best on a Sunday morning... Wake and bake and fog the room! 😈

Fact: when I'm DID switchy and slowly fading from one state to another, I call it being "Blendy Williams" 😅

🎵 Look up in the sky! Bird, plane, no! Look up in the sky! SUPERMAN! Yes it is Superman, he's more than a man! Yes it is Superman, he's more than a big man! He is a hero, he is a hero! He saved the world many times 'cause he's Superman!🎵 Yes, I make up lyrics to soundtracks 😂

Freshly showered and shaved for a lovely day out with my wonderful @talkabouthuge.piggycule.uk 😘😍🐷

I'm awake. Who's gonna fatten the pig up today? I'm in such a piggy mood 🐷🐷🐷 Want to be fed a whole buffet, vape a litre of juice, and jizz about it all 👀

In case you forgot I was fat. Send fudes 🐷

Trying to wake up but failing. Think I'll go back to sleep for a while. Please have 6k calories of breakfast ready to shove down my throat in an hour or so 🐷🐷🐷

As it is Friday and I have just finished work, it is time for me to enact the long and storied tradition of the after-work Friday nap. If anyone wants to provide some belly rubs whilst I'm here that would be great... 👀

Had headache, took codeine Very spacey

What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 80s: Short Circuit/Short Circuit 2 90: Galaxy Quest 00: LOTR Trilogy 10s: Passengers 20s: (still waiting for a fav) I'm also on codeine for a splitting headache, so this is the best I can do for now 😂

Happy Summer Games Fest y’all! may all our noses honk with all our unrealistic expectations of all the games we want to see revealed 🤡🤡🤡

I'm signing this right now! 🥵

If I get pentagram bed sheets, can someone just light some candles and make me just appear in bed without having put in the effort of getting up? 🙏

Anyone wanna help fill this fat gut today, and help make it fatter? I'd be very much appreciative. 🐽 PayPal.me/roadhogwannabe