Goodnight my furry friend... 😭😭😭

I know he meant it facetiously for not having enough anger/fury in me, but Leo referred to me as "Mr Fuzzy Cuddles" when he fronted tonight. I think @wallowhog.piggycule.uk is never gonna let that one die. 🫣 😂😂😂

Remember, if something is based on a true story, it means it's based on a story that someone ACTUALLY told!

Ruin a book with a car Nineteen Eighty Four Nissan Sentra

This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek

RIP you sweet beautiful man. Glad we got to hang in person at least once. 😭 You didn’t deserve to go out like that. So fucking senseless.

Amazing work! Check out Wolf 359: The Massacroe (Part II) by JTVFX! On the 35th anniversary of The Best of Both Worlds, Part II no less! I also recently decided my DID system name will be Wolfe359 because of my surname. I hope I haven't doomed ourselves!😁

Fuck... 4:30 in the morning and we wake up fucking STARVING to death... I'm fairly sure he's been eating all day, too...

About 6 weeks ago, my persecutor/protector alter, Leo, saw the music video I made about him taking over in May. He's having a complete existential crisis now because he realises how much his actions hurt the whole system. I feel bad for him and hope he's OK 😞

There are no words for how lucky I am to have this gorgeous pig as one of my loving partners 😍😍😍 🥰🥰🥰 🫠🫠🫠

Horn Solo was my favourite character!

5 months into knowing I'm a DID system, and I'm still not used to waking randomly at night and asking, "right, who am I right now?" Esp, when it's followed by "because I'm not the guy who was just here 5 mins ago" *heavy sigh* 😤😤😤

Facts

Can't decide if that's open happy mouths, open mouths with moustaches, or normal smiles with soul-patches... 🤔

Technologically advance a band. Metallica - > Composica

I just realised the stupidest Trek thing ever... When Enterprise is approaching ESD to dock... ESD is ROTATING! Who the hell is going to fly a giant spaceship through a MOVING door that's spinning in circles?? There's no orbit happening here, no angular momentum for that ship! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Who's gonna help feed this cowpig up proper?

New hypno file available! Had a client who wanted to be extremely dumbed down to the point of being barely functional in life at all. Not really something I understand wanting for myself, but it does seem a frequent request, so I'm making it available to anyone on the middle tier on my JFF!

Jesus I'm fat. 🥴 Feed me? PayPal.me/roadhogwannabe

Mountain Dew Review - Frostbite With @patchhog82.piggycule.uk

Remember when Dall-E first came out and it generated the most ridiculous images? I did this during the pandemic lockdown, just rediscovered it in a folder 😂 My Trek friends will probably know exactly what this is from 🖖

Remember, kids...

I am a child...

No meetings today. Guess I'm free-balling it today. 🤷‍♀️🐷

Time for the great Zolpidem adventure! 😴😴😴

New piercing done.

Oink oink motherfuckers

Had a bad hypo episode during dinner. Afterward, felt very scrambled with a headache. Had a switch, Simon came out for a bit (he usually fronts when there's a medical thing going on that needs level-headed monitoring) He asked whether my family is his family too. Awww 🥰🥰🥰 1/2

Tummy Tuesday is here! I'm working hard...honest 😅🐷

You guys... I think I might be fat.

After a long, hard day of eating my way through work, I think I deserve a nap! Have dinner waiting in a few hours, I'll probably be hungry...

Me trying to satisfy my appetite... Bin represents my stomach 😂

I heard you like tums on a Tuesday? 🤷‍♂️ Here is my giant tum. Plz rub it and feed it many, many Cadbury Pots of Joy (350g) 🙏

The petition is nearly at 10k - just a little bit more of a push is needed!

I heard you like your cowpigs THICC...

✨💖💎 chill vibes only 💎💖✨

Floppy cock Friday

Feral hungry this morning. 12 pieces of toast absolutely dripping with Lurpak spreadable, 750ml chocolate milk... 3427 calories... still kinda hungry 😅😅😅

Cammo or cowboy? New hats... just for the hell of it! Also, I'm SUPER tired, so barely able to keep my eyes open. Gonna go back to bed shortly 😁

Now that Professor Hogwell got his DID diagnosis, things suddenly make a lot more sense... 😈 🐷🐷🐷

Oh shit did y'all here that Charlie Kirk dude got shot? Anyway I had a great day, here's some belly.

Chris is flattered that some of you follow him, even if he's not sure why. For most if you, it's obvious what you're into and why you follow. For others, he thinks you're hot as fuck, and doesn't get why you're into him. It's kinda adorable how much it flusters him. But don't tell him I told you!

I just want you all to know that in the BG3 campaign tonight, it was ME who found potatoes... I deserve recognition for this most important contribution! 🥔🥔🥔

I'm here because I was promised tacos...

I swear I went to bed at 00:15 Feel like I had my eyes closed 5 minutes and now it's 1:25!

Post a random Star Trek image

Was just on the DID Reddit board when I realised something. DID is often talked about and portrayed as the "alter switching" disorder. And yes, that IS the defining feature of DID. However, I feel like most people kinda forget the rest of the spectrum of symptoms. 1/3