The morals are not stored in the intestines.

I love closing my browser by accident and being booted to the top of my feed. Thanks muscle memory for closing the whole ass window instead of the tab

Its been too long I don't remember lol, but is that the FUN ending of the movie? I think we can improve upon it. First proposal: The sharknado becomes a love interest

25 symbols. take it or le

gatekeep gasoven girlboss

hi y'all, would anyone happen to know of any transmasc or plural-oriented open sharkey instances? asking for some friends :3 -eve

I'm a GM and I had to call for a break last session because I was starting to struggle paying attention. Having the same problem doing session prep now, the day before playing. Focusing on stuff is fucking hard

"what do you mean you can't focus on d&d because of your adhd everyone i know with adhd is like totally hyperfixated on their-

See people talking about setting up accounts on ask platforms and I'm sitting here real happy that I don't need to bother that shit since wafrn just does that

I need to find a way to tag posts about the Cyberpunk game I'm running that I can tell my players to mute.

[Not for those I GM for. You know who you are, and if you open this I will drown you.] So, my players managed to not end up where I thought they would last session, and now I'm left in the funky position of having to add an entire 2nd part and way more shit to what was... see complete post

for someone who's never drawn hands before, I'd say not a bad first attempt! c/n for themes of consent and manipulation, but nothing graphic

I should start walking on my toes so I get what is apparently non human-like knee orientation. Because that's apparently all you need to be too scandalous for payment processors. Because apparently we are back in the fucking dark ages and ankles are scandalous, but onl... see complete post

Selv om vi veldig gjerne vil at folk i system kan regnes som forskjellige folk hvis de vil er ihvertfall jeg veldig glad for at vi ikke må betale flere billetter til ting. Tenk deg hvor dyrt det hadde blitt om et system hadde fått 20 bøter for manglende bussbillett. #pluralsky

I should start walking on my toes so I get what is apparently non human-like knee orientation. Because that's apparently all you need to be too scandalous for payment processors. Because apparently we are back in the fucking dark ages and ankles are scandalous, but onl... see complete post

Subscribestar really shooting itself repeatedly in its human like knee orientation huh

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

female presenting nipples and a human-like knee orientation

I have procrastinated a bunch of TTRPG campaign prep until the night before the session. Because I am fucking clever.

Jhony Silverhand is Shadow the hedgehog ergo Jhony Silverhand is trans #trans-people-deserve-a-recreational-thermonuclear-bomb

I am so fucking tempted to post about what I'm planning for a Cyberpunk RED campaign I'm running but two out of three of my players are on here so that is a terrible idea.

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

[Vague gestures at bodywriting, kink] I just needed a sharpie and the first place I checked was with my sex toys and not the writing supplies. I looked another 3 places before checking our case for pens and shit which is where they were. I think this says something about us.

The more I look at litterally any other TTRPG system or rulebook the more I am frustrated with the Everything about D&D 5E

Julian: After careful deliberation and deep thoughtful analysis I made yet another poor decision.

Campaign prep for Cyberpunk might be fucking with my head. I just almost called something gonk in casual conversation. #cyberpunk

Those fuckers are why we can't spend more time with our online friends SMH >:(

Tabletop RPGs: Therapy but with dice

“Love is in the air” WRONG!! GAS LEAK!!!

Anonymous asked: can you add a button to send a swarm of bees to a random user after they say something so foul that it should not be read We are working to add this to wafrn already!

the skype cycle continues

Oh I know why I'm getting a headache and I'm struggling to see shit. I forgot to put on my glasses.. That might help..

[Overheard] Everything is a flogger if you try hard enough

this man should be wearing the green triforce shirt and hitting me with the most obnoxious blue/black deck I've ever seen america has lost its way

So apparently I get slightly seasick now That's new

France removal is not necessary, but satisfying

Here are some reds which are good: - BF360C - E65100 - F4511E Here are some reds which are enemy: - FF0000 #there-are-many-ways-to-red-while-not-searing-my-eyeballs

Every account on fedi is just a garden alt actually RE: https://wafrn.is.sillyand.gay/fediverse/post/3ecc4165-405c-49a0-8d18-c1334ffc0017

they should invent a body that knows how to fucking sleep when you tell it to