My husband changed my life with restaurant when we first started dating. There is a “tau” in the middle - like the Greek letter τ. Never trips me up anymore. Res - tau- rant. Hope it helps!!

Someone did a Euphoria edit to Noah Kahan’s 23 and I’m not okay.

Twenty-three, clean in the engine heat

"Reviewers saying the albums too long shit I don’t think it’s long enough" 4 EXTRA SONGS WE ARE SPOILED THANK YOU NOAH

My sweet baby bean is 15 today! We snuggled pretty much all morning and he’s been enjoying the warmth of the sun in the window this afternoon. He’s the most loving kitty, always wanting to be with you, and gives the best head bonks.

me noah kahan 🤝🏻 hating cybertrucks

Fuck me up, Noah.

I'm happy Noah can fill the void of new sad songs now that Taylor is happy. We really can have our cake and eat it too.

The willingness to keep using X across the board from corporations to celebrities to private accounts is genuinely disgusting. We should have at least been able to summon the collective will to kill that site and that it’s still a default medium for global communication is deeply troubling.

Discogs reports that “Elizabeth Taylor” was the biggest seller on Record Store Day, earning 430% more sales than the second best selling project.

Isn’t that the truth.

For what it's worth - I think Mr. Perfectly Fine is only available on TV, so there is only one version. :)

I mailed off my two extra RSD Elizabeth Taylor vinyls today, and the total cost was 13 and change. Tayvoodoo! I'm also so happy to help two bluesky swifties avoid reseller pricing and get it for a reasonable amount.

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

For anyone looking!

GO GO GO shop.darksiderecords.com/products/tay...

In honor of two years of TTPD, please enjoy my lyrics book I made for my non-swiftie friend that includes context for maximum enjoyment of the masterpiece that is TTPD. canva.link/tdpggqdrhj98...

Site to search tomorrow. Stores can put their leftover RSD titles up at 8am EST rsdmrkt.com and from what I’ve seen on fb, Plaid Room Records got 4k copies of Taylor so i’d check their site first. Happy (online) hunting!

Also - hi it’s me! I have extra for bsky swifites.

She is beauty. She is grace.

In line for RSD. They came out with mimosas 💁🏻‍♀️

What if I roll the stone away? They're gonna crucify me anyway What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy? If long-suffering propriety is what they want from me They don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly I choose you and me religiously. TTPD 1:9

ⓘ this user is growing sideways, right where you left her.

Hello sinners! Hope you are all having a good day 🫶🏻

an open letter to taylor swift: ur good bro

I’ve been really terrible at updating - but I have a separate account to use with flashes if anyone likes picture-focused content. app.flashes.blue/profile/flas...

The amount of people whose cats were "helping" the capsule come down through the TV is making me so happy right now. I love cats and space so much 😭

I do love so much that Jamie is like NO MERCY! I WILLNAE SHOW WEAKNESS FOR ANY LASS NOR BAIRN!! Claire: 🤨🙄 *goes about day* ok darling. 🐝 Jamie 5 min later: … ok so hear me out, what if I just show mercy to the lasses and bairns? 🥺

I love being a manager. One of my staff hit 10 years & she loves popcorn (eats it every day pretty much). I got her bougie popcorn & wrote her card full of popcorn puns (like I hope your next 10 is even butter than the last). I hope she enjoyed receiving it as much as I loved putting it together!

Oh, Jamie Fraser, what a feminist Claire has shaped you into! 😍 #outlander #JAMMF

Offensive sir!!! 🥴😭🙃

*breathes in, breathes out* bees dick 🐝

We protect the family ❤️‍🔥

Bees dick is our new catchphrase shout out @becadreads.bsky.social for giving us this gem lmao

reminder to my lgbtq+ moots that you are loved and fabulous and awesome and cool and special and wonderful and you deserve to feel safe & happy on the skyline and in your communities 🌈🤍

CAUSE SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY 💃🏻

Christofascist swiftie on my skyline was not on my bingo card.

never be so gloop, you forget to be glorp

This guy for president please.

Slight departure from a normal President's "Happy Easter" message.

imagine when they realize women were so tired of men, that there was a surge in monster fucking/sentient object smut?? And how it turned into a WHOLE genre and a fun/global inside joke about how literally ANYTHING else could be more emotionally vulnerable than a man?? Anthropologists are gna pop off

Hey, Willie. That “I have carnal knowledge of your wife” thing was not supposed to be inspirational. 😵‍💫

Here’s your daily reminder not to watch the new Harry Potter series. JK Rowling has been so clear she intends to use any money she makes from it to fund her anti trans organization. No IP is more important than the lives of the people she’s trying to erase

You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love is literally just Taylor's discography from 2019-2024.

My cat turns 15 this month!

Kylie “I protect the family” Kelce, the queen that you are! 💅👑

I do think the best thing we can do with the HP show when it comes out is to not talk about it at all.Giving its name 0 attention and 0 cause to get people to watch out of spite might be best.I could be wrong, but I’m just thinking of what Taylor has said before about even negative press being good

she's not in the video because she didn't have time to film one with all the rehearsals for the 20th Anniversary Residency 🤭 (this is mostly a joke)