Captain-save-a-hoe is the best thing I've heard in awhile.

Somethings brewing and I don't like it

Well fuck I'm not having a great summer! Guess a new job is needed sooner rather than later.

I would give anything to change this fickle-minded heart That loves fake shiny things Now I'm fucked up and I'm missing you

I wonder how much life would've been different if I had loved myself and lived my true selfs life this whole time.

Never thought I'd learn and work on voting machines but here we are.

Ahhh shit I'm back holy shit

Oh hey there's the depression from the prednisone taper. I was wondering if it'd stop by.

ig has finally figured me out. im getting combined skateboarding and bowling content, and whatever the hell this is (perfection is what it is)

🎉Happy first day of gay!🎉

Imagine hating me and I'm just on the roof of a jail playing with antennas thriving.

You can _just do things_. You don’t have to wait to be told what to do. Most of the time, you don’t even need to ask permission.

I was going to add Buried by friends but I preferred the more pessimistic tone.

Bro something happens when you actually start valuing yourself and loving yourself.

sfc scannow works for everyone once and that is why we dream That is why we hope

Therapy this week was so amazing holy hell. I'm really feeling my confidence coming back! I'm coming back baby, back to get that cash, back to fuck them bitches, back to getting all the gains! 😤😤😤💪💪

biblically accurate polycule chart

Get you a best friend like this!!

1000% accurate

Ya know if you where going to try and pimp me out behind my back could you at least have done a better job at it? Kthxbye

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

I always was told a different birth time by my mom. So I always thought I was an Aries sun, Leo moon, Libra rising . Finally grabbed my birth certificate from my mom today and surprise she was way off on the time and I'm actually an Aries sun, Leo moon, Cancer rising.

Spent the last few hours going down rabbit holes and now I've ended on a website that sells beaver hot dogs. That's enough internet for me for the night.

Oh bitch it's on!

I'm tired grandpa.

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OMG I NEED IT

Some other world, some other life Some other place, some paradise

BRB self loathing

Lots of chewing on thoughts lately.

JESUS CHRIST

"When they come for one of us they come for all of us."

Fuck it, I'm fucking around and we'll see if I find out.

AKA it's, "Stick a big dick on and fuck 'em" type'a day

It's Aries season bitches!!

My coworkers told me today that their first impressions of me when I was first hired was leftist bad-ass chick. I'm okay with this lol.

Don't expect me to give you all the same energy and effort when you constantly showed me you didn't appreciate it. Being mad about that boundary is just wild at this point.

The universe told me you'd be an important person in my life. I didn't know what it meant at the time but boy was it right. Thanks for making do some fucking serious work on myself.

You need to talk to the people in your life about what LLMs can and cannot do.

Connections can either help us bind the parts of us that are unhealthy, or they can constrain the best aspects of who we are. This includes your connection with yourself.

No toxic vibes allowed just hot girl vibes 💅💅

Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.

Brb going to go yell into the void

The urge be real to build a blanket fort, eat girl dinner, drink cocktails while watching girl movies in said fort.

Funny seeing a fb memory pop up from two years ago talking about how I didn't recognize myself. That I had stopped being the silly goofball that likes to help people smile and feel good. And instead was more of a isolating depressed human. Definitely know what the source of that was now. 🙃🤣