I'm sorry for the atmospheric damage I've done now that I'm eating more beans

if you're not going to run updates on your rogotgirls OS, at least make sure she's got decent antivirus. poor girl's gonna be vulnerable on any public net

today's work album. Fun fact, I used the preamble on track eleven in my wedding speech back in the day tidal.com/album/230063...

Today's work album: tidal.com/browse/album...

What a great way to wake up today. Beautiful women talking to me, and excellent news

'Scuse me while I jerk my own dick over here, but I'm a pretty big deal

My tv needs to update and that feels stupid. I feel old

Happy Halloween to all the little people in my phone

Gods the Eddy Burback Chatgpt video is fucking wild

Smoking a joint om the balcony while it's raining and the vibes are just immaculate

Hahahah ok the robotgirl thing might stick around

gods nothing drives me up the wall more than waiting for someone else to do a thing they need me for, but have no sense of speed about

christ can youtubers speak any slower? I need to put almost everything on 1.5 speed because these people either aren't scripting their videos or they're doing the equivalent of putting two spaces between words to pad video length. I'm watching a satisfactory video and sped up it just sounds normal

entering my robogirl arc apparently. figures

Used to be you could get a whole bottle of cum for a dime on any street corner. Now it's a dozen bottles for the same price! Great for the cum guzzlers, but hows a fella like me supposed ta make a livin with nothin but my own hose?

Accidentally said something people agree with on Reddit. Kill me

Keepin it moving at work tidal.com/browse/album...

You can't make me eat cottage.

And because I have time, a second album at work! Another banger tidal.com/browse/album...

Today's my ideal work day. I've got a big stack of servers to decom, music, and I'm just being left alone to groove and focus. Lovely

Todays work album, it's a particularly good one. tidal.com/browse/album...

Buccake: wherein several people absolutely cover you in cake and frosting

i may not love having my nuts, but damn do i love grape-nuts

My fucking h i p s. Working out is cool and good but god damn

me, hanging everything in my apartment with command hooks and shit. my downstairs neighbour, clearly using a hammer drill to mount gods know what. maybe I'm living wrong, maybe I need to be less concerned about the walls lol

Today's work album (post meetings) tidal.com/album/352140...

Me giving the cats wet food in the morning, each time thinking about how good it kinda smells? The thoughts are getting stronger. But I shan't

Is there a new bot follower wave going on? I've gotten more followers in the past two days than the past 4 months, and I've posted almost nothing

Today's laundry album tidal.com/album/155619/u

Falling in love with goth girls in the Michaels Halloween section

Todays work album tidal.com/album/121121...

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Sitting in the parking lot of my laser place, saran wrap on my face, convincing myself I'm not a crazy person

Today's album recce tidal.com/album/585112/u @hedgehodgefax.bsky.social

Is the new pokemon any good? I haven't played one in ages

Todays album, as loud as can. Possibly my favourite of all time open.spotify.com/album/5HMT2y...

Looking out the office window at the rust coloured trees, wistfully dreaming of drinking tea and reading while bundled up with a cutie

topping ain't easy but it's necessary

Five Eyes is going to be dead soon

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Now I'm just trying not to cry happy tears at work lol

It went well!! He's hooking me up with our internal org to help the process and do it right. Holy fuck what a load off

My boss JUST contacted me like 10 minutes ago to reschedule our call from last week to 20 minutes from now so I guess I'm coming out today with zero fucking prep work yaaaaay. Time to improv my way through explaining I'm trans to my boss

anyway I'm going to listen to The Cure and make the mechs go and try to navigate these fucking feelings

Dorley is great and all, but jesus fucking christ does it ever bring up raw emotions sometimes that I'm just not prepared for

Buying pants with smaller and smaller pockets to prep for girl jeans

Went to the sub shop and all they had were sandwiches?!?!??

Tfw when you meet someone online and you both instantly know how to push all eachothers buttons just right

So UPS now charges a fucking fee to change a delivery to pickup? It goes to the depot anyway. They're the one's deciding to try delivering something that requires a signature during business hours, they didn't ask me when I'd be home. They want to charge me 6 bucks so they can do less work.

I think coming out to my family has actually done more to fix our relationships than I ever could have imagined. It's hard to wrap my head around it a bit but it's really nice