Still one of my favourite 1 April posts (bravo @talktotippers.bsky.social) www.instagram.com/tv/CbzQZmCIP...

Mo Salah seems to break records in every game. Went mad today.

David Moyes doing the pre-match Klopp stare at the Liverpool squad is hilarious.

Fuck these selfish old pricks who will never have to fully understand or see the fallout of their greed.

Anyone got the David Raya interview from before that game? I swear he said something about scoring 3 or 4 goals.

I love Jaydan Danns, but genuine lol at how it just looks like Sunderland have signed someone from Temu

The boy knows @lfcr.bsky.social

Got this right, but the answer is still nonsense. Despite it being AB, CD, EF etc... technically his name could still be anything else.

I love this about Arne Slot. Just able to comment honestly and normally...

I'm ok

Darwin fucking Nunez 😍

Oh COME ON.

If you know, you know.

This may not be funny to anyone else, but Stuart Pearce on talksport was saying "Tottenham went foraging down that right wing" and I really wanted him to be following that statement with "looks like Porro has some nice berries, and Solanke has some lovely looking mushrooms"

A captured UFO being transported. What aren't they telling us? Smoke me a kipper because humans are smegged.

Man United have played more games yet have fewer than half the total points Liverpool have. What a time to be alive.

Just saw my Aurora footage used in Year From Space on channel 4, so that's nice. :)

As much as I hate the other place, this is an all time community note.

Player of the Season - Cole Palmer Team of the Season RW - Bukayo Saka

Arne Slot after a few months of stewing on that result. #lfc

ANOTHER record broken by Mo Salah... I'm starting to think we've got a player on our hands here. #lfc

Matalan really nailing what sports fans want.

Madrid or otherwise, and as much as I understand players just want to earn money... A Scouser would be absolutely mad to leave Liverpool at this moment just for some extra money. You'd at least just do an extension with provisions for winning/not winning the league as far as ongoing salary. #lfc

Probably one of my favorite things I've drawn this year- IPA Dad

Anfield looking gorgeous this evening. 😍 #lfc #LIVLEI

TIP TIP! Avoid eating unwanted calories in Christmas by simply waking up in the morning with a sickness bug. You'll limit your intake to fewer than 30 calories and be in bed by 9pm.

Another interesting year in beer on untappd for me!

Nothing beats a beer fresh off the line @sirencraftbrew.bsky.social

Picture of Tyler Dibling choosing his shin pads.

The SIREN WRAPPED 2024 is here! Click through to get your SIREN WRAPPED. sirencraftbrew.com/wrapped24

My Google photos "wrapped" tells me I took 6,442 photos of my son this year 😆

I apologise for saying Kyle Walker was pathetic because I just experienced the same violence.

SIMPLY HAVING A

Brighton

He doesn't know how to change the oven does he? Changing nationwide timezones > changing the oven

Liverpool fan accounts with YNWA alone in their bios laying into Nunez... 🤷🏼‍♂️ I'll never understand it. Back the lad, he's wearing the shirt.

Big fan of Dan's dish wearing a little Sombrero. #masterchef

ACCRINGTON STANLEY? WHO THE HELL ARE THEY!?

This competition hasn't aged well.

Yea yea let's see how good this Liverpool team really are after these fixtures.

Seeing people make Merengue on MasterChef just always seems like a bit of a whisk.

Found a picture of my first homebrew today, from 2011. It was called "Operose Oblation 1984" Operose, meaning much effort and Oblation meaning something given as a gift. I brewed it to give as part of a Christmas gift hamper, ironically using the easiest kit known to man.

To celebrate being on @bsky.app I’m going to sell my book at Amazon prices. So DM me if you want a copy signed and delivered for £12.29. RTs welcome!

My picks to replace Gregg Wallace on MasterChef 👇

Just saying... 😏

Are people taking this Liverpool side seriously yet?

Tonight, Anfield will be witnessing one of the world's best. A generational world beating exciting talent... A guaranteed future Balon D'Or winner and captain of his national side... Defending against Mbappe.

My local shop is selling dodge Russian (?) white chocolate Snickers. They're ace.

How far will this streak go? 🥹