beyond parody -- Fox & Friends hosts are trying to get Trump to pay tribute to Lindsey Graham, but they can't get a word in as Trump rants and raves about the SAVE America Act and the purportedly rigged elections in California

Chase DeLauter figured out how to elevate his launch angle like two degrees and now all he does is hit mile-long homers

Guess who was last in the group chat 😔

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

Soccer fans just don’t dream big enough. This opens the door for potential Argentina humiliation that you wouldn't have gotten otherwise

“This would, for me, be very harsh to give a second yellow.” NOT FOR ME. ALL FLOPPING PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

Steven Kwan is a 40 billion IQ baseball player.

Of all the stories to do this and immediately raise the salience on… lol

The results of tonight’s Love Island dumpings is a major “Online is not real life” moment for me.

Ok yeah. Erik Sabrowski is broken. This sucks 🥺

I know that Nothing Matters but if and when it’s proven that multiple Republican Congressmen and media personalities lied about talking to a dead guy…that might Actually Matter.

Chase DeLauter proves that the ultimate market inefficiency is having your young players crack their ribs so they have to take a couple weeks off.

The Big 12 had some of its football players share their thoughts on this season of Love Island and I’m not exaggerating when I say it could single-handedly keep the conference shut out of the playoffs. lol

There’s an inverse relationship between how well Cade Smith pitches with how well the rest of the bullpen pitches in any given game.

Uhhh is Erik Sabrowski ok?

Nobody has gotta hand it to Graham Platner. But I observed an avalanche of predictions on the other site today saying Graham Platner wouldn’t drop out because he held all the cards. They never dreamed that Democrats would apply slightly more pressure to him than Republicans did to Roy Moore.

It’s long past time to eliminate errors as a stat altogether. The Guardians infield has committed five completely unambiguous errors that even fit the usual limiting “has to go off a glove” definition. But the hometown scorekeeper has assessed them only 1 so Twins hitters can get theirs.

The Cleveland Guardians are in the midst of the worst defensive inning every put together by a Major League infield.

I know everyone jokes (but not even really jokes) about market manipulation here. But will the market ever actually acknowledge that there is meaningfully less gas flowing through the world since February 28? Or HAS there been less gas flowing since Feb. 28? This whole thing has confused me.

The starting pitchers in tonight’s Guards/Twins game have identical records and ERA.

Probably notable that the Democratic Party's first real attempt at finding a working class-coded white man just ended up being a Nazi rapist.

The fate of CONCACAF on Uncle Sam’s broad shoulders. As it should be

Please score. I can’t not have extra time

Man, great to see a CDL homer again

Big boy stuff from Parker Messick tonight

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

Shai Gilgeous Alexmessi

The nerds would tell you that there’s no such thing as the clutch gene. The nerds have forgotten about Brayan Rocchio 😎

Gabriel Arias appears to have the tips only when throwing to Rhys Hoskins. Fascinating baseball player

Putting Slade back out for another inning was absolutely preposterous

Patrick Bailey multihit game? 👀

Malik Tillman is a fucking DAWG

This but at 9:30 pm on a Wednesday

Thats a joke

Movie night on Love Island is a flat out snuff film lmao

Every time the Guardians do something that infuriates me I glance down at my phone to see that Junior Caminero has hit another homer

Cooper Ingle 😬

I swear I saw an early version of this proposal that had just Ingram, Dick, and one first rounder and that seemed entirely fair. This is an absolute fleecing from the Clips.

Four…FOUR.

There are like 11 trans high school athletes in the entire country and our unelected coven of robed perverts mustered the full force of the federal government to make their lives miserable for absolutely 0 reason.

elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.

Chase DeLauter’s average exit velocity is 17 lightyears per second.

Humphrey's Executor is dead and the president can fire anyone in the executive branch at will but NOT Federal Reserve governors is really a parody of the difference between the money power and everything else in America

If any other president posted that an entire country “will no longer exist” if they don’t comply, the outrage would be deafening.

Incredible performance from Aniya on Love Island tonight. Just pulled out a Meredith Grey-level romantic monologue spontaneously from the soul under severe duress.

That’s just Ed Norton?

Lonely Island and Seth Meyers were riffing about Spacehog on this week's pod so I revisited "In the Meantime" today. It's wild that they never bring the "ooo-hoo-ooo-ooo-oooo-oos" back for the chorus after the opener. The first minute is as good as a pop song can be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsG...