The horses are ornery this year!

Remember when everyone pretended she sucked for like 2-3 years for absolutely no reason

Bullshit officiating. Bullshit luck. Bullshit effort. Bullshit game. I do not care for basketball at this moment.

Manzardo-Hoskins is just a putrid heart of the order right now. (Yes, I’m primarily watching the Cavs. No, I don’t want to talk about it.)

This is the behavior of someone in a political movement that’s collapsing.

The GasBuddy Guy is fairly high up on the list of people you don’t want to see typing “getting chills thinking about this...”

Having a third catcher really pays off sometimes

Anytime you can sac bunt with your RBI leader (while a runner is already in scoring position) in a 1-run game in the 8th you just gotta do it

Weaponization of the DOJ as a self-soothing strategy for a demented pedophile.

Cavs and Raptors should both be removed from the playoffs after this game.

I think it’s very clear the Browns wanted a blocking tight end and struck out on their first two choices (Kaczmarek drafted two rounds earlier than expected, Nowakowski taken one pick before they drafted). Probably their only real strategic error from this draft

Angel Martinez might be making himself great through sheer force of will and proximity to Jose Ramirez.

Lmao Mark Ingram probably should have introduced the flag football ladies BEFORE antagonizing the crowd

Did someone randomly elevate Rogers Centre to 7000 feet tonight? These balls are flying

A Schneemann demon?

The Browns first pick two years in a row wore no. 55 in college. This has been your 2026 Browns draft fun fact.

If 8-minute draft rounds mean that social media spoils picks even faster then I really don’t see the point

In 2018, I and 75% of the Ohio electorate approved a constitutional amendment banning gerrymandering. In 2021, Ohio Republicans gerrymandered anyway in direct defiance of the state Supreme Court. I wish every Virginia Republican hurting right now a very sincere “lol get fukt you absolute loser.”

Finally catching up with DTF St. Louis and Linda Cardellini really is the GOAT, huh?

José Ramírez is not.

Juan Brito is a disaster

Joey Cantillo and Trevor Rogers look identical out there today. Every batter in both lineups just diving at change up after change up

Cavs hoopin

I wonder if Bibee would bristle at the prospect of Austin Hedges catching a few of his starts in a row. Because I think it would help a lot

Bibee perfect game tomorrow. You heard it here first

Man, I do not care for life without a lights out closer. Is this how everyone else has been living the past few years?

Most expressed physical acts of male frustration come across as impotent and lame. But I’ll be damned it breaking your bat over your knee doesn’t look cool as hell.

Thor:

Talk about gift wrapping a game, good lord.

That Steven Kwan character is pretty good lol

I’m so glad I deleted my Twitter with all the evidence of me begging the Guardians not to draft JJ Wetherholt

My introduction to the stock market (outside of my”set it and forget it” 401k) coincided with the beginning of COVID. I’ll never forget watching my one share of Starbucks skyrocket as every actual Starbucks location in my city was closed to all customers.

Martínez-Kwan-DeLauter is a real major league outfield.

Amazon really needs to crack down on these Boys season 5 spoilers

What does “the people is WEAK on crime” even mean?

I’ve really been spoiled when it comes to Cleveland pitching because Tanner Bibee is the most questionable Ace we’ve had in quite awhile

I can't believe JD Vance wasn't able to seal the deal with the Iranians or the Hungarians. 😞 Tough look for Ohio's most loathed son.

Ok so Slade Cecconi is definitely not a “third time through the order” guy lol

Give NASA $100 trillion dollars. Liquidate all non-science infrastructure across the country.

It’s so wild that an insanely sophisticated and complicated scientific process to visit a celestial body ends with simple parachutes

So like… Americans in the ‘70s watched stuff like this all the time? How did we ever stop????

Slade Cecconi is a Space Marine

Atlanta’s football stadium being downtown but the baseball stadium being in the suburbs feels so unnatural

Four bylines on an expertly reported piece from a large organization with an army of lawyers. This is why I believe powerful men running media organizations into the ground is usually more intentional than incompetence (though most of them are indeed very stupid).

Just an incomprehensible level of Ball-Knowing from this guy

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Damn, better luck next time, markets. You’re so close to cracking the enigmatic nut that is Donald J. Trump

you can get to say slurs or you can have freedom of navigation, but it's one or the other boys

I have never…NEVER sold my Angel Martinez stock. There is no amount of blue on his Savant page that could make me stop believing.

There's that Juan Brito defense I was warned about lol