"Democracy dies in darkness" was aspirational for Jeff Bezos.

James Harden winning his only championship as a Cavalier is gonna be some wild sports trivia years from now.

And a pick for Harden? That is uh…that sure is something.

Darius Garland for WHO???

I don’t know if you heard, but Jim Kringle passed away…

Pretty good time to be Bad Bunny!

I very much enjoy Sabrina Carpenter’s whole deal

I saw it too:

Chat, is it good for my authoritarian regime when West Texas judges are finishing orders with “Jesus wept”?

FUCK no.

In the span of 20 seconds, Victor Wembanyama: - Dove on a lose ball that was like 7 full feet away from him, beating the opponent who was right next to it. - Got accidentally kicked in the face. - Stayed back in defense and got an easy dunk. Box office.

I have no doubt Will isn’t talking out of his ass here. But my mind is still having a hard time processing this. Should this play out as he describes, I don’t ever want to hear someone dismiss Nazi allegations against this regime ever again.

“Did you get the photo of the protestor?” “Sure did, Pam Bondi, and I made sure she looked breathtakingly beautiful while I hid my face in shame just like you asked.” “Wait…what?”

A few hours ago the msm unquestioningly repeated the White House spin that Trump had changed his “tone.”

America is literally just an RPG map. What do you mean I can fast travel from a 0-degree blizzard to an actual desert in a morning? Hyrule-ass land mass.

I’m flying Southwest for the first time and they just announced it’s literally their first day of normal assigned seating. I can’t believe I missed nearly 60 years of a weird tradition by one day. 🥺

You know this is the worst part for him lol

Calling my shot: Big new TikTok integration strategy.

No one is obligated to accept this apology (and yes, he has an album coming out) but the behavior and feelings he's describing are entirely consistent with a traumatic brain injury and subsequent mental illness.

That was the worst 90 seconds of Tariq Woolen’s life

INSANE two play sequence lol

Per usual Ken was right

The Ellisons are hard at work on the TikTok algorithm and I’m more confident than ever they’re gonna accidentally blow up the whole thing. My FY page is suddenly randomly atrocious. Low effort bullshit with five likes interspersed with Paramount+ ads that look like AI hallucinations.

Ashley Padilla’s dejected “I don’t know…” was the funniest line read on SNL this season

Violating the laws of the Constitution usually ends up bad for a person. Violating the ancient laws of hospitality is cosmically dangerous for a person’s soul and bloodline in ways they won’t understand until it’s too late. 🤷🏻

Just saw Bone Temple after only seeing 28 Days Later two decades ago and skipping both 28 Weeks and 28 Years. Don’t know if that’s an advisable viewing experience but I enjoyed the hell out of it.

It’s wild how much things can change in a 24-hour span in the Trump era of politics.

They had no idea he had a gun. They pepper sprayed him and tackled him after he tried to help someone up they had pushed down. Then when he’s on the ground with seven dudes punching him one of them sees some metal, panics, and starts blasting. Clear as all hell.

The fact that he actually spoke with the White House might mean this is nearing the end. Due to the ironclad law of “Trump always parrots who he spoke to last” they wouldn’t let Walz get on the phone with him if there wasn’t a sense that this is bad for them.

This is an armed street gang with a license to kill. There is no reforming it.

Silly Canadians, only going by the things Donald Trumps says and does when making risk assessments. Not acknowledging the secret goodness of his heart like civilized American media and voters.

Literally all he ever does is moralize and nag people lol

Surprised it took this long for the trades to start flying with how poopy the free agent class is.

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Well now that the mouse has his cookie that should be the end of that.

Lawless thugs.

guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.

Credit where credit is due. For as much as the latest iOS update completely sucks, the latest MacOS update is pretty great! Weirdly all the "modular bubbles" work a lot better on a laptop.

Mustache Guy at 1:04 mark: “What are you…you think you’re gonna make us leave?” Mustache Guy at end of video: *Leaves*

Fred Trump was diagnosed with dementia at age 85. Some family members report witnessing symptoms up to a decade earlier.

Feels like we can aim higher than the Hatch Act for the unauthorized access and transmission of people’s SSNs.

The most improbable college football season of my lifetime. Incredible stuff, Hoosiers

Didn’t see that one coming!

Every day is more humiliating and terrifying than the last.

Holy shit

The thing that frustrates me most about the Chuck Schumers of Congress is that they haven’t realized yet that there is no political downside to being volcanically angry all the time. His esteemed Republican colleagues will still cut deals with him when necessary. This is all kayfabe to them anyway.

The Seahawks defense at home is really something to behold

Sean McDermott didn’t get the Bills hyped up enough on 9/11 hijacker speeches. 😔