Paging @pushinguproses.bsky.social to the wacky novelty chicken lamp… phone

So this (minus some personal info from the sender at the end) was one of the applications we received for our programmer position and I found it shocking enough (and revealing enough about the sorry state of the job market/gaming industry) that I was compelled to react immediately.

happy pride i love my partner so so so so so much AND we're transgender

Huge breaking news, 100% true, as below

why did you transition, right answers only I wrote an elegy for the dead trans woman I never got to be. And then realized I never said that out loud before, and couldn’t un-say it.

New ink, new gloves, new dress. Not quite “new me,” but maybe “the artist’s original intention.”

you know at the very fucking least there is chuck tingle

Forgot to show you this sick concept art for Just Beachy's construction area by @koboldfactory.bsky.social , in general I try to show a mix of concept art and in-game snapshots, but we're blessed with god-tier concept artists, so I think it's ok to indulge...

Four months ago, my local pharmacy told me "we don't have your patches, no one in 25 miles does either, and we don't know when we're getting more in." Without a functioning liver I can't do pills, so I resolved, despite a crippling fear of injecting myself, to switch from patches to needles.

Building a free library in my front yard we intend to stick with korps literature, queer fiction and furry books! we’d curate like queer, bipoc, differently abled authors- giving ourselves a little showcase for representation. ko-fi.com/starraccoon/... please help.

qtp a gif of your favorite ff character Not some opera floozy, no indeed.

Transition Transgress Transcend

Today is my birthday 🌱 I will be grateful for the repost ~

Discovered today that TikTok took a fake slur and made it into a replacement for the n-word because fuck this whole fucking world forever.

the nicest thing you can wish upon an artist in 2026 is that their work gains a small but dedicated cult following of kind hearted and politically shrewd weirdos & sickos that keep the fire going. the meanest thing you can wish upon an artist in 2026 is that their work gains a large online fandom

NEW INK NEW INK NEW INK Artist is Colby Leonico, at Bayside Tattoo in Halifax. She’s been a personal friend for a very long time, and it was a delight to get to commission this stunning piece from her. A little love from BOTW, a little from OOT. (The Silent Princesses are getting finished in June.)

Trans girls with glasses!

Mrs. Frizzle’s transfemme English Teacher sister, Mx. Drizzle.

Ruin a movie title by replacing a word with “fart”: Fart On The Orient Express

You ever get hit by a thought that just seems to suck all the oxygen out of the room?

These people *desperately* need a dominatrix.

hexebyte.newgrounds.com/news/post/16... @hexebyte.bsky.social Announces the coming of #phobolis on @newgrounds.com

Two years ago, I received a phone call that started with a heavy sigh, and followed with “Out of an abundance of caution, and from a harm-reduction standpoint, we’ve decided to fill your prescription…” Happy 2-yr HRTiversary to me.

I am a little sad tonight, knowing that my life could be easier. My ADHD is treatable, but my liver would be damaged by medicating it. Some self-harm scars aren’t visible, but still do lasting damage.

I have taken a long, long time to be who I am. “Femme fatale” was not on the list when I started, but… I won’t lie, it’s currently a favorite. Though, in retrospect, a lead role in My Fair Lady at a young age is just comedy on the part of the universe.

Did the dumb meme thing :3

The Obvious Solution Of The Dog In The Night

Under-Promise On Expectations

At least it was your *own* nose…?

curious as to what answers my mutuals have- what's an artistic theme that you find yourself drawn to across multiple works of literature?

Got myself some new dresses! It’s a genuine joy to look in the mirror and see myself, the shape I’d meant to be.

Yeah, I got that dog in me. The dog:

We are being informed that a user named "blanksword" just posted a traitorpod to a spore creatures contest in 2026 We have no idea who did this, but it's just. incredible Thank you for choosing our traitorpod for your creation, Blanksword (P.S: There's still Spore events happening in 2026?????)

Just finally finished processed something I’ve been chewing on for thirty years. Fuck you, Dad.

Conversely, my ex and I used to play strip chess, until we had to stop… …because the chess got too interesting. This is the most on-brand thing that had ever to happened to me.

i forgor

Hey have you guys heard of Blanksword

I used to be an absolute mess about even considering giving myself injections. It would literally keep me up at night. Seems that’s another thing I get to say changed in transition. 💙

“Cheese it, it’s the Gender Police! We’ve stumbled into a TERF war!” - me, to @amon26.bsky.social

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

This piece of shit website is hilarious to me. How’s that vibe coding going for you devs? lmao

Today in Blanksword writing VC: "What would dog astrology be?" #justwriterthings

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Floor time? Floor time.