Gary: “Ugh! Sympathy! That’ll get you killed in most places.” Gary sighs, looking around. Gary: “They’ll be more of them soon. We gotta get outta here.”

Gary’s off on some gambling trip Bob is with the ship. He’s got a little flowery apron on as he wipes off dust on the hull with a little flannel.

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Bob: “I am alive.” His general expectations for life are really that low nowadays. Gary stumbles up from the explosion, and the sight of the ‘fearful’ Adleigh immediately brings a swing back into his just almost blown up step. Gary: “You know we had that handled. Just saying.” They didn’t.

Gary: “OH MY MAKER! THAT IS BADA…” Unfortunately, the stupid droid didn’t realise just how close he was to the troopers and he’s sent flying by the shockwave of the explosions. Bob just sighs.

Oh! Yeah! Please! Keep watching! They aren’t overwhelmed or anything.

Relax! They’re got this. (Bob has got this.)

Not yet! Oh! There goes Gary’s arm. What a weirdly accurate shot. Bob’s just kinda tired. Somehow.

Don’t mind them. They’re just being chased down by a few dozen Stormtroopers. No biggie.

Gary: “I was on a ship when the shutdown command came in. I floated around for a few years before some scavengers took me and used me for their work.” Bob: “I was sent to a scrapyard, but I was not destroyed. The same group found me and intended on selling me for parts. Gary reactivated me -

Bob: “It was. Fortunately, or unfortunately, fate had other ideas.”

The boys are bickering.

Gary: “Don’t underestimate us! We’re war veterans dammit.”

Fair warning: A good chunk of my accounts are going into hiatus. I’m really accepting that I have got way too much on RP wise. I mean. - New Marvel OC - Return of an SW OC - A DWRP Storyline - Tripling the RPN - The RPN’s new story - Planned event for Daisy It’s too much and I gotta prioritise.

Gary: “What kind of idiots can’t even open a door?” Bob: “Gary, we’re locked out.”

#Queekisms Tomorrow, everyone’s favourite dysfunctional couple will return.

#Queekisms New @ who dis? (Peak edition)

Gary: “Alright. Who in the name of Count Dooku’s cape let Bob bake so many muffins?”

“Tonight—we shall host our first ever ROLEPLAY HUNGER GAMES!” ❤️ this post to enter your muse. There’s no guarantee that your muse will be able to join (I can only add so many characters.)

B: - means it’s a Bob fear G: - means it’s a Gary fear

#Queekisms Semi-important heads up. Because of the new internet safety law in the UK you’ve gotta verify your age to do some stuff. Which you can do by having your face scanned or uploading your ID. On BlueSky you can’t use DMs without verifying. Yesterday, I did that on some accounts -

"...Wʜʏ ɪs ᴀɴʏ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ?!" ____________________________________ ⊚ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝙾𝙲 ⊚ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔 ⊚ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗 ⊚ 𝚂𝙵𝚆 ____________________________________ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ ↻ & ♡?

Gary: “Pfft—see? No proof.”

Bob: “Gary—for the last time—you are not a better shot than Boba. I love you and I support you, but no.”

Gary: “I don’t wanna know anything! If you can change faces on the fly, then let’s see it! Huh!?”

#Queekisms I’ll do my replies tomorrow. I really need sleep.

Bob: “I have returned from the market with bacon and cheese.”

Gary: “Why does Bob even go and buy groceries? WE DON’T EAT!”

Bob: “Scanning humanoids was not a factor in our design. We were built to shoot them.” Gary then proudly crossed his arms. Gary: “And we’re dam good at it!”

Bob: “I think I understand.” Bob does not understand. But he’s not going to complain. Gary: “I’ve never heard of time lords or whatever before. I think you’re making this up, human!”

》《 𖤍 Elysia Vanir 𖤍 》《 ۞ Grand Master of The Jedi Order ۞ ۞ The Old Republic Era ۞ #SWRP #MVRP "Light is not gentle by nature. It burns just as fiercely as it heals." ➪ 21+ ➪ canon divergent | stand-alone ➪ dark/mature themes ➪ literate rp ➪ mdni | (N)SFW

Gary: “HA! Yeah right. And I’m a Commando droid.” Bob couldn’t help but get the sense that this Doctor wasn’t lying, but he couldn’t deny it seemed impossible. Bob: “Have you just awoken from cryosleep or stasis?”

Gary: “I’ve got us a job! We’re gunna hit an imperial arms depot!” Bob: “Oh good. I was worried we’d live to see another day.”

Gary: “Have you!? Well, what makes YOU so special?” Even Bob couldn’t deny he was sorta thinking the same thing.

{{ ACCESS: MANTIS PERSONNEL DATABASE }} {{ Name: Cal Kestis (He/Him) Species: Human Height: 182 (5'11) Rank: Jedi Knight }} "𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙖𝙢. 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙." #starwarsrp

"Look to your battle gear and it will protect you." We guard it with our lives. "As your armour guards your life." As it has my fallen brethren. "Honour the craft of death." We serve only the Emperor. "Honour the battle gear of the dead." We ask only to serve. #40KRP #WHRP #MVRP

Aneki Oakdown-Lungbarrow, fobbed at birth until the doctor’s lonely hubris gets the process reversed. Musician. Fashion icon. Artist. Has lifelong chronic pain due to the unfobbing. Thoschei child. Era flexible

"I've learned that lonely roads can lead to hearts of gold. I'll protect the world..." Queen Kara Sylvia Shikagita Odius. The duelist, model, signer, and idol.

#Queekisms If this little trip back into Star Wars goes well then maybe I’ll bring Jira back as well. I do miss writing her, and I’ve worked on her lore a bunch. We’ll see what happens.

#Queekisms Ugh. It feels so good to have these two back in my RP life.

{{ ACCESS: GALACTIC REPUBLIC DATABASE }} {{ Alias: Chosung Tarkal (He/Him) Age: 34 (DOB: Nov 7 3990 BBY//timeline flexible) Species: Human? Height: 185 cm / 6'1 Occupation: Bounty Hunter}} Full profile: chosungade.carrd.co #starwarsrp #swrp

Bob’s wearing his flowery apron. He was supposed to be baking—but he’s busy fixing the Winne. One of the wings fell off.

Gary titled his head slightly, and after a few moments he got right up and personal with the Doctor. Gary: “You’ve rehearsed that, haven’t you?”

Gary just sort of snorted, but Bob offered a little wave of his oversized hand. Bob: “I am Bob. This is Gary. It is a pleasure to meet you, Doctor.” Gary let out a sort of mechanical ‘pfft’ noise. Gary: “Why are we talking to a Doctor? This is a waste of time! We don’t get sick!”