everyone else seems intent on shafting me...

thank god.

i'm game. but we're doing it live.

okay so YOU can rationalize shit but when I DO IT-- 💢💢💢

dude how the fuck is she more shameless than me? i gotta step my game up.

i'm the longest 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨.

yearners are earners or some shit like that.

#a.hypocrite ive thought of more oc pairings. Siblings as a dedicated team- snipers, anti-tank, machine gun crew, whatever. Married couple who do search and rescue. Drone operator + their drone. Pilot and their gunner or crew chief?

If he's offering, she wouldn't mind.

not enough.

...okay she gets how it looks. anyway. she's gonna cook breakfast--

just drills... i can't go out still.

...benny. 🫩

stretch-- she had a very, very late night.

#a.hypocrite obligatory munday post.

𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ——

Put me back in cryo until they develop a cure for crippling bottomism

i do 💕

that smug ass look on your face says it all 💢

Finally, the music's loud enough to be heard from outside her room. Wait. Was she TRYING to go deaf--?

...hiding day...💧

boo 🙄

Every Sunday she’s just

‘Cause you mighta needed another. #SeductiveSunday

shh.

very happy coo.

PRETTY BOY ✨

no, it's what you're NOT saying--

...quiet, you.

Who the fuck took this picture. #SeductiveSunday

#a.hypocrite #munday or some bullshit

What are you supposed to do when you want to look at the pretty people but you’re also horribly afraid of looking? Asking for a friend. I have those.

" 𝐈𝐟 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞 , 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 ." #SeductiveSunday

they're mostly unwilling to kill us. اسألني كيف عرفت. ( translate; ask me how i know. )

...anyway back to hiding. and pretending today's not real.

Happy Sunday! #SeductiveSunday

winni is simultaneously the quietest and biggest supporter of our bullshit and i'm here for it 😭

it’s sunday again? #SeductiveSunday

Drowning it all out with music--

<-- SLAMMING her door. Nope. Nope, nope, nope!