To the dude in the gym who took my towel from outside the shower cubicle, thanks - walking back to my locker wet and naked was surprisingly liberating

This is a financially responsible choice right?

"I know I put this meeting in but I don't have a clear agenda" Cool. Great.

New goal: get my ass to look like Connor Storrie's

A long overdue thanks to @somegayhimbo.bsky.social for creating the playlist that gets me through leg day 🙇

Is it too much to ask for someone to pin me against the tiles and fuck me in the gym showers? It was a good workout though

Job applications are a baffling experience - I've been immediately rejected for things I'm very qualified for and received second round interviews for comparable positions. I don't understand but I'm glad I'm getting some traction at the very least

I think this would fix me?

Am I sensitive to noise or is my neighbour always yelling?

It's been roughly 50 minutes since I left a second round job interview and I've only checked my phone 457 times since then. Pray for me 🙃

The way I need a fat cock down my throat right now good Lord

I have a job interview later this week. Nervous, excited, other emotions too. Now I need to plan some kind of treat/reward for after—open to suggestions 🙇

Holiday destinations that are equal parts gay and affordable - suggestions? My only requirement is "somewhere I can wear a tiny swimsuit"

Is this really so much to ask for? 🙏😇

On the upside - my orchid is blooming and she is beautiful

I've just been made redundant from work. I need someone with a big dick to fuck me until I feel better 🙏

New gonorrhoea vaccine programme announced today, along with full mpox vaccine rollout. This is a welcome and much needed investment in sexual health. We must ensure both vaccines reach those who need them including those least likely to visit sexual health services. www.thelovetank.info/news/menb

It's time to start thinking about booking a holiday - ideally somewhere warm and extremely gay. Any suggestions? 🙏

Got locked out of my account (aka couldn't remember my password) but now I'm back and hornier than ever 🎉

Unreasonably horny in the airport 🥵

So, Red One is dreadful but can we agree the polar bear is unreasonably hot?

Do I go easy and do a full body day or, do I make the post of the cost of a day pass, and do both upper and lower one after the other for a ridiculous pump? I'm open to thoughts and opinions

I'd like an advent calendar but instead of chocolate, there's a Xanax behind each little door