it costs 0 cents to be nice. it also costs 0 cents to kick your enemies in the testes.

I was kind to a coffee shop worker yesterday and he lit up like I'd told him he won a million dollars. he smiled so big. and this happens to me a lot with shop workers. JUST BE A GOOD PERSON

jesus

watched Mister Rogers today and SOBBED. thankfully I was in the shower at the time so it just rinsed away but omg. he's so freaking wholesome that it heals my heart.

good morning hello. I want to crawl back in bed like a cinnamon bun but I gotta get shit done today. Max however...

I'd never heard of #catloafmonday but apparently Lilly has! #cats she fluffs up her lil cheeks when she's cold 🥺🥺🥺

if you can't recognize my profile pic then recognize it by my cats #caturday

Lilly is possessed by the spirit of Zoomies. there is no cure 😔 we must only bear witness #cats

"I'm not a beige mom," I chant to myself as I admire my beige-colored winter tree with its beige-colored ornaments

hashtag new profile pic 😌 can't find the old one 😅

I forgot to check bsky today 😭 SRY FRIENDS

I know I mostly post Phoebe (gray) and Max (ragdoll) but my beloved Lilly is the queen (and my fav but don't tell the others) #cats

I feel really good today!!!

Last day of SALE, bbs! birdhism.com/products/pre... #smallbusiness #bsnm #holidays

this has been one of the hardest months of my life physical health-wise. I'm hoping December will be kinder to me 🙏🩷 PLEASE

I'd put it toward my student loans, and other bills for sure 😭 especially since I don't have sick pay at the moment and neither does my husband, who was out 3 days last week from sickness

I was able to eat something today 🙌

went from having Covid for 3.5 weeks straight to the worst stomach bug I've had as an adult... this month is from hell, i can't wait for december

"I've done bad things." "we both have. EVERYONE has." "I'm a bad person." "people can change, Ramona." #scottpilgrim

this thanksgiving I'm fuller than a blood tick (a phrase that has always disturbed me)

They should make thanksgiving for girls called thanksgirling

I'm almost all better sick-wise! just have a small cough, a scratchy voice, and a headache. my husband, however, threw up in the car (in a bag thankfully) while I was driving on the way to the doctor's for him to get tested for what I had. 😩

This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.

you will be visited by three spirits. the three spirits:

Santa Paws is keeping me company as I work today! #pusheen

I got rid of the old cat tunnels bc they were falling apart and dug out this one that the other cats hated. I was curious what Max thought. I'm pretty sure he likes it 😆

finally got my little autumnal decor corner (decorner?) back in order 😊🍂 I love this time of year

I got about 4 hours of sleep but I'm feeling better than I have in two weeks (still sickly but much less sickly), so I can't sleep, must clean,,,

☀️🌙 #jayvik

I did my makeup twice today. once for work and once for fun. well, both were technically for fun since no one else was at work today lol.

getting a lot of spam accs following me on here. BLOCKEDT

today's Pusheen theme is "catfé". feat. Max, and one of my Pokemon card binders.

Max says NO! to folding laundry

they say that Jesus is the way but then they gave him a white face so that they don't have to pray to someone they deem lesser than them the south will not rise again until it's paid for every sin strange fruit, hard bargain till the roots, southern Gotham - Hayley Williams, "True Believer"

well after almost dying last night (literally thought I was gonna die from lack of oxygen), I am MUCH better today, and my PCP/GP says I am no longer contagious, so I'm on top of the world hahaha

after both were caught in a fist/kick fight, the battle ended in a draw, but the war is far from over ⚔️

Max aka Fluffypants McGee

Jesus h Christ this book is gutting me. read this much in one sitting. cried my eyeballs out multiple times. WEPT. never felt so seen in my life.

good morning world 🥹 I am currently at home off work sick, awaiting a phone call to tell me definitively what's wrong with me and what kind of antibiotic they're sending in. I have slept SO much, and I'm feeling a little bit better. but I'm hoping this call comes sooner rather than later 😭

my hairdresser is a 57-year-old gay man who has been doing hair for 38 years. he texts in all caps with lots of frog emojis and has rescheduled each appt at least once. and he's MAGIC with hair. the guy is so good.

people who loudly talk on the phone while waiting in doctor's offices are the bane of my existence

she's plotting something #cats

he likes to pretend to be a mature cat. it's all a ploy #cats

breakfast date with my hubby 🥰✨

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I don't need this $5 ripndip toothbrush holder...do I 🥲

in case you were wondering what shelter cats are like. my Lilly loves to be held and purrs like crazy while she rubs her face all over mine. 🩷

this is my greatest achievement #pokemon #pokemonpocket I also have video of the binder i made with regular, ex, and 1* shiny versions

did you hear his huff 😂😂😂 #caturday #cats