Happy birthday! Make a SAN-dy Roll.

“Are you a man or a woman” “Close enough.”

Hate Watching in a nutshell

To those saying if you don’t fully reject this you’re part of the problem. Most of you were reasonably safe from his stochastic terrorism. Those of us who have been under the shadow of his violence should not be expected to mourn those who wanted us dead just because they died first.

“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die” But he thought I did. This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it. I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.

Nope, just a regular day in the old US of A

Live by the sword…

Gods I hate girl pants my new pair has fake pockets. Not tiny pockets. Not zero depth pockets. No pockets visually it looks like pockets but it’s all a ploy not pocket what so ever. It’s completely shut on the outside and no pouch on the inside.

Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks. No particular order: Call of Cthulhu QAGS Cthulhu Dark Star Wars: D6 AD&D

Almost home

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

A new poll finds majority of Americans have more teeth than they deserve

This probably isn’t helpful to my feelings of disassociation and depersonalization… You know having my government fundamentally deny my existence

Hell yeah make me regret doing this

For when you require an OSHA approved railing.

She is gorgeous. The beauty of life in death and death in life. Her perfume brings the decomposers of the jungle to her so that their hunger for the dead can be transmogrified into rebirth.

Got to get sexy to see the Corpse Flower

I “love” the fact my mood swings from “I’m not human (derogatory)” to “I’m not human (celebratory)” with boring “human” stuck in the middle.

Elephants and Emus very important for my word cloud apparently

To anyone having an issue with calling it Alligator Auschwitz. As that was a death camp and we have a concentration camp (atm), may I suggest Croco-Dachau

Through scalpel and blood and tears and strain I will change this prison until it reflects who I am And though this stranger may never be me Through toil and stress this stranger will be close until eventually The stranger living in the mind of strangers will be a stranger no more 5/5🧵

Next I will destroy the stranger’s identity hard and masculine Through name and act I will change this stranger I am trapped with to be known as me Finally I will destroy the stranger’s body and voice low with parts unneeded 4/?🧵

The only release for me is through destruction And I will achieve this destruction through slow methodical work First I will destroy the stranger’s skin rough with callous and hair Through lotion and razor and medicine I will soften this husk 3/?🧵

I do not like this stranger they are not me but I’ll never be divorced from them They are in my shadow and my reflection They haunt my dreams and my echo If I could I would step apart and liberate myself never to return Never to be attached to them again But low I can not 2/?🧵

A Stranger Living In The Mind Of Strangers When I look in the mirror I see it The face of a stranger that lives in the mind of strangers When I hear the recording I hear it The voice of a stranger that lives in the mind of strangers 1/?🧵

Call me Lifesaver cause I’m a sweetie with a hole.

The professional and personal growth of my 30’s was spent clawing and tearing my way through red tape and medical roadblocks to just get where I am today. And here I sit in the mourning light at the edge of 40 with little to show for it but a body I’m slightly less uncomfortable in. 3/3 🧵

I missed out on dumb decisions of a high schooler because I was too scared of self reflection to tease apart my fears. And I’ve lost the wild nightlife of my 20’s as I time and time again willfully mislabeled my anxieties. 2/3 🧵

I’m just sitting here in the morning light on the edge of the bed watching the shadows play on the pale thin skin of my sagging chest. And realizing how appreciative I am that I have the privilege to transition but in the moment crying over the fact my only option was to a middle aged woman. 1/3 🧵

It took years but I finally took a pic that doesn’t give me the Ick.

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

Stolen valor

A friend made me a new profile pic and it’s just so amazing

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Can this dude just fuck his cappuccino machine and leave the rest of us alone?

Bitch this gremlin is my age!?!? Hate ages a son of a bitch!!!

It’s so wonderfully creepy go listen seriously

Just more evidence that the monetization of our pain is worth more than the celebration of our humanity to a gross portion of the world.

Me: This is Cthulhu Dark, not Calvinist Dark. Player: How sure of that are you? Me: Hmm. TULIP: Total party kill, Understandable excitement, Limited chance of staying sane, Inescapable doom, Perserverance of the mythos. I guess it checks out 🤷

me:"i'm a bottom haha." her:"i'm just a helpless lil deer." me:

You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant.

I built an old school hard lock Stasis deck. I warn people before I play it and I only play it once against them. Hard locking the game turn 5 with the only win con being starting at each other until you draw out slightly faster is not fun but it can be an education in what was.