got a new dictionary and immediately used it to look up the definition of evil

takes talent to be both a chonk AND just a little guy

I love him

what if I got really into carrying a change purse it's not only whimsical, but enables further whimsy (pinball, gumballs)

ADVICE FROM LUCY Absence of certainty is never the problem. That’s what we focus on–– instead of the frightening, specific problems that would take a lot of work to combat. #SmallPoemSunday

A new advice poem published this week by Be About It Press. Thanks @alexandranaughton.bsky.social for picking it. I need to re-read it myself from time to time.

I'm not my dog's mom, but I AM his publicist

"Customers only care about one thing: barely functioning AI crammed into every facet of their lives." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...

Wrote a weird riff on "Snow-Bound"; if you're stuck inside today you could sign up and read it. buttondown.com/gregorycrosby

My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.

the psychological need to be the waitress's favorite

every six months, I watch a movie with a beautiful woman in it and think to myself, "wow, who is this beautiful woman??" and I look it up and it's megan fox

"Imagine" sounds like what the pod people would sing to Carol Sturka

when you don't know what kind of music someone likes, just start playing rare Caribbean disco and see what happens

Skyscraper (horse) was born in 1786 which was a century before the first skyscraper building!!!

bring back the haunted K-mart

get in loser, we're doing "the artist's way"

I explained to Mariska Hargitay where Yonkers is

"you don't have a tax ID number, because you're a dog" - a real thing I just said to my dog

Our 12th most-read piece of the year: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...

ah yes, the time of the year when I convince myself that next year, I will somehow be both more productive AND more relaxed

Robyn's "Bum Like You" could also be called "Yes Scrubs"

Trying to work from my desk instead of the couch, but my dog keeps looking at me like this

The thing about Williamsburg is that you see a cute dog and KNOW they have an Instagram account

THE LAST HOLIDAY (2006, directed by Wayne Wang) is an excellent movie. Queen Latifah is wonderful, and I now understand why LL Cool J stands for "Ladies Love Cool James."

Today in "Don't Trust AI to Tell You Facts": How several different "AI" programs messed up the simple fact of to whom I dedicated a book, and what that means for how much you should trust "AI" to tell you the truth about things (spoiler: not much at all): whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/13/a...

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what if docusign did a year in review

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"Oh the beautiful, // beautiful rats, they sigh, oh the beautiful rats." - Thomas Lux, "The American Fancy Rat and Mouse Association"

can a dog lick a blanket TOO much

found a tiny poem I wrote in 2020: 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐒 "𝑉𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑒. 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒." - 𝑅𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑐𝑎 𝑆𝑜𝑙𝑛𝑖𝑡 The problem, though, is that we're all bad at chess.

found an old to-do list, part evergreen and part of its time: -- get Time Warner Cable to remove weird cords from my room -- buy more Mason jars, because they’re really cool and multifunctional -- go through clothes and get rid of things. contemplate buying new, better things.

Polish poster for GREMLINS (1984) Directed by Joe Dante - BOTD in 1946

happening now! come on in!

Sometimes it's better to feed a dog an hour early than try to explain daylight savings to him

Last chance to turn it off. On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default. To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

regret to inform you that on Halloween, the Atlantic Terminal Bath & Body Works is already Christmas-themed

Brooklynites: with SNAP benefits expiring as of today, here are two ways you can help feed neighbors: donate to CHiPS, the food pantry/ women's shelter in Park Slope: www.chipsonline.org. Or leave food in the community fridge on 6th Street between 4th and 5th avenues, next to the Postmark Cafe.

Less than a month away!!!! Listen to live Lit and raise funds for @translifeline.org. Register now at: beardedbardsofbluesky.weebly.com

Pour one out for that one guy who handed out Adams flyers at the Coney Island subway station every single day

dressing for the male gaze (Santa Claus)

Hallowzine.ink is that creepy mansion that dares you to stay for a night. Order it here! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

Hey! www.halllowzine.ink has a cool comics by @leonieomoore.bsky.social and @punkrockkris.bsky.social , poetry by @welhouse.bsky.social and @monostich.bsky.social , and so much more. Help us put issue 3 in print!!!!

We've got poems by @monostich.bsky.social and @welhouse.bsky.social in the new issue of Hallowzine.ink! Get your copy here! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

Can wet get 3 more backers??? Then we can do our cover reveal!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

always humbling to have a meltdown in a literal closet (recording a song)

Issue III of Hallowzine.ink is on Kickstarter!!! Get this collection of scary art, comics, poetry, and short fiction for the spooky season!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

Fun to look back on the oldest piece on my Medium account (written for The Billfold in 2016): "How do I stay grateful for what I have, while working as hard as possible for what I want?"

My newest piece for @everylibrary.bsky.social is an interview with author & librarian Andrew Weiss: "Learning to lean into the difficulty of thinking for yourself will earn you dividends in terms of mental acuity; yet, it is so easy now to offload that effort."