Five years ago today I rescued Mookie from the Mormons in Utah!

Tequila

It’s finally Friday! Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻!

Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻 to all my internet friends!

“MATTHEW K, A message from California Secretary of State on behalf of San Diego Registrar of Voters. Your ballot for the June 2, 2026, Primary Election was received and will be counted. Thank you for voting!” 🗳️ fuckers!

What would BlueSky be?

Horse racing is dumb.

Happy first #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻 of the month of May! 🏎️ 🏁

They are playing my favorite suburban SoCal song right now outside right now, Dueling Leaf Blowers!

Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻 unless you were one of the many assholes driving on the San Diego freeways today. No high fives for you, just a 🖕🏻!

Whole lot of Hoosiers are about to find out how scary most Raiders fans are. 😆

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You can barely see it but Mookie is looking at a coyote in the yard behind my house!

RIP Bob. An Indiana legend via Los Angeles that I grew up listening to & laughing with.

Finally got my own place & start moving next week. Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏!

Happy Jackie Robinson Day! #Jackie42

Low tide sunset. 🌅

Happy splash down #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻 👩‍🚀!

How so many do the normal “9-5” Monday - Friday craziness in SoCal is crazy. Glad I’ll be back to my chosen beloved off hours schedule soon.

Am I surprised that he chickened out? No. Am I happy this demented, senile, felon, piece of shit rapist didn’t follow through? Very. Now get that geriatric patient with dementia out of office before the next catastrophe!

Uh oh, there’s a fire about 7 miles away.

It’s Saturday, so it’s leaf blower time! Who’s ready to party?

Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻!

30 years ago today I attended the Reds opening day in Cincinnati vs. the Montreal Expos & the home plate umpire died on the field. Though it was April Fool’s but nope.

Almost hit a homeless lady that ran out into traffic driving home today. The look on her face is seared into my brain for eternity.

There’s nothing more relaxing than enjoying your Saturday morning cup of coffee to the delightful sounds of a goddamn stupid mother fucking leaf blower.

Beauty tonight!

Happy first weekend of baseball #HighFiveFriday ⚾️ 🙌🏻 🙏🏻!

It’s time for Dodger baseball! #Dodgers #OpeningDay

Tequila

Happy first day of spring #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻 !

Cats are gone, just Mookie & me.

Happy second in a row #HighFiveFriday the 13th! 🙌🏻 🙏 😱

Happy 5th birthday to my sweetie, Mookie!

Likely no Madness for the #Hoosiers but at least it’s March & Purdue is showing their ass.

Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻! Celebrate responsibility!

More palm trees! @amandacsb2.bsky.social @jaxpyl.bsky.social

Hello from the desert.

Looking for your own place is a pain in the ass!

Happy 90 degrees on February 27th from gorgeous North County San Diego on this glorious #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏 ☀️ 🌴!

We have baseball! Happy #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻!

@deepstatedude.bsky.social 💋

Happy #HighFiveFriday the 13th 🙌🏻 🙏 😱 👻!

Go away scratchy throat & runny nose, tomorrow is Super Sunday!

Happy last #HighFiveFriday 🙌🏻 🙏🏻 without baseball! Pitchers & catchers report next week!

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