Mar 🐪 is correct.

This is only a small reason why I love California.

I hate this timeline. Can we go back to precedented times?

FACT: Everyone, EVERYONE wants the Epstein files. And if you’re hiding them, you’re complicit. Or in them.

They are ALL pedo protectors. They belong in prison.

Because Merrick Garland is a bitch.

Tell your MAGA uncles and cousins that their insurance premiums are going way up because billionaires want to pay even less taxes.

Crassus, who was one of the wealthiest Romans in its history, was rumored to love gold. Can someone remind me how he was ultimately killed? @deepstatedude.bsky.social

Trump “is willing to shoot the hostage, and the Democrats are not. That this ultimately strengthens his negotiating hand is a freeing lesson for him….” “There’s a reason you’re not supposed to negotiate with terrorists.”

Some democrats have the uncanny ability to extract defeat from the jaws of victory…

Absolutely NEVER

I’d like to hear what Merrick Garland is doing right now Reading case law & ghostwriting long-winded opinions to soothe his embarrassment of being the most ineffectual AG in history who could’ve stopped this but was too meek to act against the threat of Trump, our country & to the rule of law…

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the 8 senators caved tight as private jets were banned from large airports to reduce traffic. Kthxbye.

The government shut down is not because of the budget impasse. It’s because they don’t want the Epstein files released. No amount of pressure will convince Republicans to swear in Adelita Grijalva.

This administration is purposely making it painful for families in need as a bargaining chip for the democrats to blink. A court forced them to fund SNAP benefits and they’re appealing it. They. Are. Appealing.

Speaker Johnson kicked me out of his office. Here's why.

Happy birthday to the OG @619mattyk.bsky.social ! I hope your day is filled with hookers and blow!

So pretty! Go look outside.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

So happy for @seraphinaspang.bsky.social and @619mattyk.bsky.social for the Dodgers repeat world championship! It was a tough, gritty slog but the boys in blue figured out how to pull a victory from the jaws of defeat! Let’s fucking GO!

The black leather “fuck-me” pants and her hands entwined in his hair is a dead give-away.

So… 14 isn’t young? 🤔

Don't forget to stretch this morning before doing the Monster Mash

“What radicalized you?” Nothing. It is not radical to believe that the American people should have the same basic rights and supports that citizens of nearly every other industrialized nation do. You only believe this is radical because the US has demonized basic social safety nets as “socialism.”

I hate this game.

🧵 I know there’s multiple places and people to blame on how we got here: decades of strategically packing the Court, Murdoch and Fox News, dark money and allowing billionaires to buy elections, social media algorithms, a lack of education, apathy…

World Series bound again, baby! I love LA! #LetsGoDodgers

Wholeheartedly support this initiative.

You’re welcome. open.spotify.com/track/2EQWbk...

The horrors of war clearly evident in Portland.

Wonder if this is common knowledge…

@kairyssdal.bsky.social WHEN WE DO THE NUMBERS! Don’t skip it Kai! 😂

Thanks, New Yorker

I love getting blocked by random dipshits I don’t follow and I’ve never heard about.

We’ve all been told we’re overreacting and paranoid. We’ve been told to tone down the rhetoric. But we haven’t been shown wrong.

Just because it’s happening slowly, it doesn’t mean it’s not happening. Political prosecutions, Kimmel pressured, courts loyalist‑stacked, ICE raids, civil rights trampled—authoritarianism isn’t creeping. It’s here.

Anyone have an exact time on the rapture? I need to time my commute accordingly. Kthxbye

This is who runs this account

Rasputin’s ultimate demise: After multiple assassination attempts, Rasputin was finally killed and conspirators then bound him and threw him through a hole in the ice into the Neva River, where he finally died by drowning.

I don’t know about you all, but I’m having a blast with the absolute clusterfuck the Epstein files are creating for the magats.

Happy Monday feels on a Tuesday. It might be a short week but I bet it’ll feel longer. Follow me for more uplifting motivation.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, mother figures and also to the mamacitas! 🥳

Agnus DEI

Friendly reminder that in Mexico, cinco de mayo is not a federal holiday that is observed or important. It’s the anniversary of a battle won in a war that was lost. It’s as relevant as Washington’s Birthday is in America. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. 24 angry men.

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. The 10th element

As a 3rd Gen California native I’m sick and tired of subsidizing red states who have nothing but disdain for California.