Big shout out to @xerxes.gay for the absolutely bitchin' pronouns tank. Really looking forward to trying this on!

Let's lounge around~ #softies

Good pups get their treats. :3

It's the weekend! Time to pup out!

Reject reality. Become puppy.

Should I mow my front yard wearing my pup hood? xD Part of me just wants to do it. The other part is like, ehhhhhhh. I just wanna be a puppy, damn it!

I can only imagine what my attached neighbors would think though. XD -- Pretty sure they already think we are a bit odd. Good people tho.

The urge to mow my front yard while wearing my pup hood is SO REAL.

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

The urge to eat some fine ass right now is so real.

Working dogs!

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

Super rare, one of one Japanese-made and imported Watanabe wheels, made specifically for a staggered Smart car! This are sooooo dope.

It's that time of year again! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

It's Shut The Fuck Up Friday!

What a fucking day for a Google outage... I just wanna be a puppy.

A PWYW commission done for @eldintheleg.bsky.social and @soffcats.com ! Predator and prey 😈 I had a blast with this one!

Decided to delete Reddit... maybe I'll be more active here.

Tracks are better with a little Sax.

Warmer weather means Miat season is starting! Can't wait to get out and drive this thing more.

Protect her at all costs.

Got a photo shoot tomorrow with a friend to model his new collars. Decided to be a dog tonight. :3

I really need another tattoo appointment soon. It's been a hot minute.

Also shout-out to @eldintheleg.bsky.social for being the absolutely best husband I can ask for. I've never felt more secure or accepted. Glad to know regardless of where my journey takes me, I'll always have you by my side.

I have some pretty fucking amazing friends. Just wanted to say thank you all for being so accepting and accommodating during these times. It'll be great to explore my true self and try some different things. Experimentation is key to a true understanding for me. I love you all, dearly.

How is it only 10AM on a Wednesday? I'm so ready for the weekend...

And don't worry, Kiki isn't going anywhere and will always be my baby.

Also I'm a Reindeer 🦌 now, so I updated my profile.

#PocketPics @nonolondon.bsky.social

I can't wait to see @nonolondon.bsky.social's beautiful kitten Pocket again. He's our weekend buddy!

Fancy.

Decided to be a dog today.

Hoping to get the husband to do Duolingo with me next year. :o

@nancypelosi.bsky.social you inspire me

Average sized dicks are *chefs kiss* sure giant dicks are great, but lack practicality.

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now great ready for faggot on a baguette

Jacking off

Consumer-grade internet equipment, routers, switches, APs. All this shit equipment is going to be the death of me. Don’t sell 2.5G equipment that A: Doesn’t have 2.5G out B: can’t handle more than 70 clients And fucking C: can’t actually handle 2/2Gbps networking. Fuck!

I got second place! With @trax.racing and @leggyboi.com

Pokémon DLC, LETS GOOOOOOOO

WHY IS THIS WINDOWS COMPUTER SQUEAKING.

Ah yes, today at work: A series of Macs that refuse to restore from installation media OR from internet recovery mode. Such fun…

Twitter: We're updating our TOS to make all content more advertiser-friendly and less NSFW. You... are an advertiser, right? Bluesky: We have a weekly holiday that we celebrate by posting LOTS OF DONG. You and your FAT HOG are welcome to the sausage slam down of a century. Yee-haw. 😎

Sue me, I like weird computers…

That moment when BOTH of your vapes die. ;-;

This Miata has been an absolute banger! I don’t think I can ever live without one now…