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Forever covered in dog hair.
While I think it is very nice some people are planning on passing out actual food to trick or treaters this Halloween to help food shortages in communities, but also WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA, THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE A THING.
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unraveled
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For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.
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blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/23/c...
following that money.
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Chicago-Area Companies Raked In Millions From Feds As Operation Midway Blitz Intensified
One Chicago-based company was awarded more than $7 million to relocate ICE employees while a suburban weapons manufacturer was paid nearly $1.5 million in two weeks to supply pepper balls and air-powe...
https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/23/chicago-area-companies-raked-in-millions-from-feds-as-operation-midway-blitz-intensified/?fbclid=IwY2xjawNnOmxleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHmiAzZtBOMMQIHxUswVzBAXQ-G0aD8p7bo_M57zNmwfKz0vI0lqQ8xQTLcba_aem_7nLupd39ttZW4Q9yz8EgYg
4 days ago
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Anyway, be safe out there tomorrow, friends.
9 days ago
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The only thing holding me together these days are cute dog videos. (Or any cute animals really. Have you seen a baby opossum stretch their toe beans? Magical.)
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John Scholvin
10 days ago
One of two things must be true: either
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
is fine with his state police acting this way, or he has no ability to control them. I'm not sure which is worse.
add a skeleton here at some point
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lowrentkicker
15 days ago
[clears throat]
@jbpritzker.bsky.social
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
@tonipreckwinkle.bsky.social
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You all have no idea how much I am looking forward to Friday sitting on my couch with my heating pad on my shoulder to think about nothing.
16 days ago
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People who married into a matching-Christmas-pajamas family, howās that working out for you?
17 days ago
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I donāt follow sports but I do know the Cubs are going to have to win the world series in order to reverse whatever the fuck happened in 2016.
17 days ago
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blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/10/b...
Hey
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
you want to explain?
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Broadview Protesters Face State Police, Not National Guard, After Court Hands Trump Admin A Loss
A series of court orders this week directed federal agents to stop attacking peaceful protesters and to hold off on using the National Guard near the facility, which has become a key area for protests...
https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/10/broadview-protest-starts-with-less-violence-after-trump-admin-faces-court-losses/?utm_content=buffer2d4ae&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwY2xjawNWHyFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFKUUdxRE5KTU8xTmZoR21lAR6_HgClbV42KMAt5ijJciU0oSdaZ7igWg0gLak1xbYHvXmFPWlbdhSCzcwEhw_aem_fP4rIh-_DnkMjBwyCPvENA
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Prem Thakker ć
19 days ago
I fear if things donāt change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
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blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/07/s...
Chicago friends, be sure to call Friedman Real Estate and let them know their "Friedman Values" are bullshit. (312) 728-1700. Same for Home Depot and Walmart allowing ICE to gather on their properties to kidnap people.
friedmanrealestate.com/who-we-are/
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SW Side Organizers Demand Property Owner 'Kick ICE Out' Of Parking Lot
Neighbors and officials are calling on Friedman Real Estate to block federal agents from using the Yards Plazaās parking lot to stage their operations.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/07/sw-side-organizers-demand-property-owner-kick-ice-out-of-parking-lot/?utm_content=buffer86b59&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer&fbclid=IwY2xjawNTYi5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHpHab-6CzirxcFsqCgnD2FFjNwq1rZcQ9FGtSzWUU5s5cLTV4h0BkGNeIu1T_aem_Ca9GcrkfS4XyfCWpXzsd_A
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Texas is literally invading Illinois. Fucking ludicrous. Fuck every last motherfucker who did this.
20 days ago
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Guys, if the EMTs come and Iām unconscious so they ask if I took anything, just go ahead and tell them heroine or something cooler than the actual āquestionable tzatziki sauce.ā
25 days ago
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The same guy who told women to ātough it outā has been complaining about having to walk up a flight of stairs for the past 3 days.
about 1 month ago
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Nothinā. He died when I was 3. (šµCurb Your Enthusiasm Theme Song šµ)
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Just entered my "looking for recommendations for a good pill-splitter" era.
about 1 month ago
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Iām pretty sure we could solve a lot of problems by making kids use dial up if they want to use social media. No one has the attention span to wait 5 minutes for a meme to load.
about 1 month ago
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Iām pretty good at predicting when a jump scare is coming, but WEAPONS got me so bad the dogs came to check on me when I screamed.
about 1 month ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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A dogās internal dinner clock is the most precise (and loud) time piece in the world.
about 1 month ago
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Hello I made a thing that lets you draw other things. It is not pretty, but it works ok for now. I'm pretty happy about that. (this is specifically made to create seamless repeat patterns without having to create 1 tile in Procreate and keep testing it elsewhere to make sure it was matching up.)
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about 2 months ago
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"vibe coding" a new repeat pattern drawing app for his wife is exactly how my husband wanted to spend his holiday weekend. Testing is going GREAT, guys.
about 2 months ago
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I know my husband doesnāt secretly try to check my phone behind my back because I would hear his head literally explode from the way my I have my apps āorganizedā* on my 44 home screens. *theyāre not at all. Not even a little bit.
2 months ago
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Sorry for all the ranty rants! But also just a reminder the Big Dumb Ass Bill gets rid of the tax deduction for office snacks in 2026 so the one reason you're probably OK with going back in office is probably going to suck a lot more or disappear all together. USA!
3 months ago
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I was going to try to place a small order for some additional things from my supplier in Portugal before de minimis is completely nuked at the end of August. But then I remembered the whole operation takes the entire month of August off. So genuinely, happy for them, how great. But fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
3 months ago
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I finally found a new textile supplier to replace my vendor in China after the new tariffs were announced. My new supplier is based in India. The place where new 25% tariffs were announced today to start tomorrow. No jokes here! Just super happy for this small business-friendly administration! USA!
3 months ago
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Only 127 days left to complete your baby turkey onesie, crocheters!
3 months ago
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Why is photoshop such a little bitch
3 months ago
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I guess I have to like Coldplay now.
3 months ago
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Go out? Iām sorry, I canāt. A new hyper fixation has kicked in and Iāve got to be on Wikipedia for the next 48 to 72 hours. Thanks anyway!
4 months ago
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I just realized my older MAGA brother was born a couple of years before my mother became a US citizen. I cannot wait to send him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANCHOR BABY card this year.
4 months ago
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You know what day it is - It's "throw whatever's left in the fridge" salad day! Check back in a few hours to see if those "best by" dates were solid or nah.
4 months ago
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Perfection in the wild.
4 months ago
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As I bit into my burrito that literally just came out of the air fryer, I was reminded of this masterpiece. thanks for the art,
@seoulbrother.bsky.social
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Re-Creation
I never burned the roof of my mouth with molten pizza. Until today. Today, I am a man.
https://vimeo.com/3889090?share=copy#t=13.368
5 months ago
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If you want a really good ugly cry to start off your Monday, I suggest you check today's Tiki update. oh, my heart.
5 months ago
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NEVER again want to hear we're all doomed because "old people" don't know what AI is. RIGH NOW literally thousands of young people on TikTok are buying cheap TEMU, cow-shaped slippers from dozens of fake accounts using AI video of a crying old man trying to save his fake cow sanctuary. We're cooked.
5 months ago
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So Iām guessing Iām not going to get the money back from the illegal tariffs my business was charged last month.
5 months ago
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Itās our steel anniversary so naturally I got my husband Steel Magnolias special blu-ray edition cause heās worth it.
5 months ago
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Blue-canary-in-the-outletbythelightswitch
5 months ago
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āIām RIGHT HERE!ā āmy dogs every time I watch a Tiki update 10 times in a row.
5 months ago
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We had tornado watches last night, now this tonight. BeyoncĆ© picked a hell of a week to come to Chicago. Iād be so pissed if I had tickets.
5 months ago
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Storm knocked the power out, and thereās not even any ice cream in the freezer to rescue from the heat before it melts.
5 months ago
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You donāt need 30 planes you can have one plane and be happy.
6 months ago
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Unshelling pistachios is my cardio.
6 months ago
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Gotta dip your fingers in the holy au jus and bless yourself before you enter the church.
6 months ago
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I wonāt believe the new Pope is really from Chicago until I hear him pronounce āgiardinieraā
6 months ago
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Babe, wake up. New Pope dropped.
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