Fixed it.

"As the server rebooted from a kernel upgrade, it found itself transformed in its rack into a gigantic insect."

Hey, uh, so I know I said we should host our service in the L2 datacenter but I’m getting like 10000 ms latencies on all my requests. No matter how much I optimize the code it always takes 10 seconds. Any suggestions? Also: How much diesel do we have there and what’s the lead time to get more?

To put a finer point on it: LLMs are fundamentally incapable of making decisions but are being promoted as tools for tasks that require making innumerable decisions (writing, planning) because the LLM enthusiasts do not perform that kind of decisionmaking and so do not believe it exists

ChatGPaté

This story has a bigger twist in it than the Appalachian Trail does.

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

PCMCai

Can we talk about headline font choices @alyankovic.bsky.social

The nasty people of Winamp are doing terrible things to the llama

breaking my don’t @ electeds online to remind @schumer.senate.gov TRANS KIDS ARE AMERICANS WHO JUST LOST HEALTHCARE ACCESS & 275,000 TRANS PEOPLE’S HEALTHCARE ACCESS IS ON THE LINE IN THE BUDGET WE ARE NOT A DISTRACTION FROM OTHER ISSUES, WE ARE AMERICAN PEOPLE BEING HARMED RIGHT NOW YOU DICK

async await async await async await async await in the function, the mighty function, the child thread sleeps tonight 🎵

Star Wars Episode XVI - The Penultimate Jedi

Battle Point (YTT 10) heading over to Dabob Bay at moonset/sunrise.

I would love to get this shirt, but objectively, I spent as much time as I possibly could have on the computer when they were fun to use.

trump joins biden on the exclusive list of "presidents in office when the dow smashed through 40k"

Only 25 minutes until the impact of America’s renewed strength takes hold! I’m so excited to see what happens!

Reply All == instant workplace organizing

Is this bad? This looks bad. www.atlantafed.org/cqer/researc...

what

Enjoying some amazing patio weather in advance of this storm that's supposed to hit soon.

Epic thread.

It’s @rudyfraser.com with the second most important concept slide this morning. … and his deck just keeps going. The entire presentation is a beautiful follow up on these concepts, and approachability, and moderation, and autonomy, and and and … ❤️ #ATmosphereConf #BlackSky

Had such a great time at #ATmosphereConf I forgot to take any useful pictures, so my commute photos will have to do. So many great talks, looking forward to tomorrow!

Finally "pair of pants" makes sense.

Caught one departing 3.5 years ago from my airplane. I didn't want to get too close to assets likely to be covered by air defense.

My opponents on the other side of the aisle with the Face Eating Leopards Party WANT us to shut down the government so that leopards can eat OTHER body parts we will miss EVEN MORE than our faces! As terrible as this deal is, we must vote yes on the Leopards Continuing to Eat Faces bill.

♫ It was a slap in the face How quickly you changed your place And are you thinking of me When you cloture ♫

MUNDUS SINE “MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS” CAMISII

Michigan folks: call!!! I just called and got through to voicemail, so the lines are up right now.

remember tonight to set your clock ahead an hour. but if canada and mexico set their clocks ahead an hour, then set your clocks back an hour. except for clocks in the automotive industry and clocks made with parts already covered under the USMCA, in which case

I'm not sure why, but this reminded me of a cocktail I make that I call the Hundred Low Lead for obvious reasons. For other obvious reasons not compatible with the hundred dollar hamburger/omelette.

I want a movie about Piña Colada singer Rupert Holmes, who discovers he is related to Sherlock Holmes and solves a murder with a yacht rock song.

Haha the president of Argentina looks like Bilbo before he went Sméagol mode. What a colorful metaphor, it can’t possibly be literal. Oh, Sarah, always over the top. Anyway, let me take a big sip of coffee and check in with Molly White. www.web3isgoinggreat.com?id=milei-mem...

Jobs in Vancouver. The software job sounds amazing and right up my alley, but I'm already a Canadian citizen so I'll hold off for now as others may need that more.

Trans Am

This webpage is eleventy gazillion megabytes and slow to load. And worth every byte.

Please please please

Canada, you absolutely should actually do this

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

Holy crap.

If you aren't getting a refund, or you can afford a delayed refund, file your taxes on paper, via US Mail this year. Mail them at the last possible moment. If the percentage of people who file electronically goes way down, and Elon has fired half the IRS, they are screwed.

Sunsets this week have been unreal.

"This is the pseudocene."